Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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If you ever had to dealt with Norweigians, you may appreciate this.
Three men, a Dane, a Swede and a Norweigian, reasons why they love their wives.
Dane ways "I love my wife, when she rides a donkey on the beach, her feet drag in the sand, not that the donkey is small, but she has really long legs"
Swede says "I love my wife, I can put my hands around her waist and my fingers and thumbs touch, not that I have big hands, but she really does have a petite waist"
Norweigian says "I love my wife, when I go to work in the morning I smack her on her arse and it ripples, when I come home from work her arse is still rippling, not that she has a fat arse, or I have big hands, but in Norway we have such short working days".
Three men, a Dane, a Swede and a Norweigian, reasons why they love their wives.
Dane ways "I love my wife, when she rides a donkey on the beach, her feet drag in the sand, not that the donkey is small, but she has really long legs"
Swede says "I love my wife, I can put my hands around her waist and my fingers and thumbs touch, not that I have big hands, but she really does have a petite waist"
Norweigian says "I love my wife, when I go to work in the morning I smack her on her arse and it ripples, when I come home from work her arse is still rippling, not that she has a fat arse, or I have big hands, but in Norway we have such short working days".
Three more from Bernard's jokebook.
This woman was cheating on her husband, when he thought she was out at Bingo she was really meeting her lover in the local churchyard.
One night she came home and was getting undressed and her husband said to her:-
"I've never noticed that before"
She replied:- "What's that?"
He said "Your arse died in 1895!"
This man was in the car with his girlfriend and they pulled up on a dark secluded lane.....
He switched the engine off and said "Right, get in the back"
She said "No"
He said "Get in the back"
She said "No"
He said "Come on, get in the back"
She said "No, I don't want"
Getting VERY frustrated he said "Why not!"
She replied "Cos' I want to stay in the front with you"
This man said to his young girlfriend:-
"What's the difference between a penis and a leg of lamb?"
She said "I don't know"
He said "Do you want to come on a picnic?"
This woman was cheating on her husband, when he thought she was out at Bingo she was really meeting her lover in the local churchyard.
One night she came home and was getting undressed and her husband said to her:-
"I've never noticed that before"
She replied:- "What's that?"
He said "Your arse died in 1895!"
This man was in the car with his girlfriend and they pulled up on a dark secluded lane.....
He switched the engine off and said "Right, get in the back"
She said "No"
He said "Get in the back"
She said "No"
He said "Come on, get in the back"
She said "No, I don't want"
Getting VERY frustrated he said "Why not!"
She replied "Cos' I want to stay in the front with you"
This man said to his young girlfriend:-
"What's the difference between a penis and a leg of lamb?"
She said "I don't know"
He said "Do you want to come on a picnic?"
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