Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
Discussion
Trophy Husband said:
Some Guy said:
Amazon have admitted their new drone delivery system may be faulty after a man in Clapham ordered a spade...
Sick and not funny. Also about as racist as one could be.Can you just imagine if your life was that cr4p that you thought that you'd hedge your very life on climbing into the landing gear space of a jet that flies to 6 miles above the earth, with all of your worldly belongings, expecting to survive at minus 30 degrees with zero oxygen?
I suggest you quit PH now because I for one am appalled by your 'contribution'.
Nimby said:
Trophy Husband said:
Some Guy said:
Amazon have admitted their new drone delivery system may be faulty after a man in Clapham ordered a spade...
Sick and not funny. Also about as racist as one could be.Can you just imagine if your life was that cr4p that you thought that you'd hedge your very life on climbing into the landing gear space of a jet that flies to 6 miles above the earth, with all of your worldly belongings, expecting to survive at minus 30 degrees with zero oxygen?
I suggest you quit PH now because I for one am appalled by your 'contribution'.
nonsequitur said:
Nimby said:
Trophy Husband said:
Some Guy said:
Amazon have admitted their new drone delivery system may be faulty after a man in Clapham ordered a spade...
Sick and not funny. Also about as racist as one could be.Can you just imagine if your life was that cr4p that you thought that you'd hedge your very life on climbing into the landing gear space of a jet that flies to 6 miles above the earth, with all of your worldly belongings, expecting to survive at minus 30 degrees with zero oxygen?
I suggest you quit PH now because I for one am appalled by your 'contribution'.
Doofus said:
paua said:
phazed said:
davhill said:
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mayonnaise."
"Mayonnaise who?"
"Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the
coming of the Lord."
Must be the way I'm pronouncing it, I don't get it......"Who's there?"
"Mayonnaise."
"Mayonnaise who?"
"Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the
coming of the Lord."
My Eyes have seen the glory of the cumming of the lord.
Now, where's that feeking cat ? I've got a large scalpel.
Doofus said:
paua said:
phazed said:
davhill said:
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mayonnaise."
"Mayonnaise who?"
"Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the
coming of the Lord."
Must be the way I'm pronouncing it, I don't get it......"Who's there?"
"Mayonnaise."
"Mayonnaise who?"
"Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the
coming of the Lord."
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