Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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Ferodocastrol said:
Doofus said:
Evangelion said:
Ferodocastrol said:
Doofus said:
Girl: Do you have any pets?
Boy: <Remembers that girls like sensitive guys> Yes. I have a cat.
Girl: Ooh that's nice. What's her name?
Boy: <Remembers that girls also like tough guys> Nuclear Missile Launcher.
The time now is 11:20amBoy: <Remembers that girls like sensitive guys> Yes. I have a cat.
Girl: Ooh that's nice. What's her name?
Boy: <Remembers that girls also like tough guys> Nuclear Missile Launcher.
When do we get the punchline?
Time now is 12:09
Doofus said:
Girl: Do you have any pets?
Boy: <Remembers that girls like sensitive guys> Yes. I have a cat.
Girl: Ooh that's nice. What's her name?
Boy: <Remembers that girls also like tough guys> Nuclear Missile Launcher.
Girl: I've got a cat too, would you like to see it?Boy: <Remembers that girls like sensitive guys> Yes. I have a cat.
Girl: Ooh that's nice. What's her name?
Boy: <Remembers that girls also like tough guys> Nuclear Missile Launcher.
Boy: speechless.
dartissimus said:
dartissimus said:
SeeFive said:
sinbaddio said:
V8mate said:
Monkeylegend said:
V8mate said:
GloverMart said:
nonsequitur said:
67Dino said:
When a professional golfer retires what exactly does he do?
He just has to putt up with it.He takes his grandchildren to the swings. They are close by, on the local green.
nonsequitur said:
dartissimus said:
dartissimus said:
SeeFive said:
sinbaddio said:
V8mate said:
Monkeylegend said:
V8mate said:
GloverMart said:
nonsequitur said:
67Dino said:
When a professional golfer retires what exactly does he do?
He just has to putt up with it.He takes his grandchildren to the swings. They are close by, on the local green.
Doofus said:
Evangelion said:
Ferodocastrol said:
Doofus said:
Girl: Do you have any pets?
Boy: <Remembers that girls like sensitive guys> Yes. I have a cat.
Girl: Ooh that's nice. What's her name?
Boy: <Remembers that girls also like tough guys> Nuclear Missile Launcher.
The time now is 11:20amBoy: <Remembers that girls like sensitive guys> Yes. I have a cat.
Girl: Ooh that's nice. What's her name?
Boy: <Remembers that girls also like tough guys> Nuclear Missile Launcher.
When do we get the punchline?
dartissimus said:
SeeFive said:
sinbaddio said:
V8mate said:
Monkeylegend said:
V8mate said:
GloverMart said:
nonsequitur said:
67Dino said:
When a professional golfer retires what exactly does he do?
He just has to putt up with it.He takes his grandchildren to the swings. They are close by, on the local green.
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
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