Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)

[Doofus]

Cliftonite said:

silverfoxcc said:

Whatever you do, do not have any drink near your mouth whilst looking at these gems

http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.html


100% Genuine and SFW

http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.htm

http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.htm

I think this is our own GetCarter

[Turn7]

Doofus said:

Cliftonite said:

silverfoxcc said:

Whatever you do, do not have any drink near your mouth whilst looking at these gems

http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.html


100% Genuine and SFW

http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.htm

http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.htm

I think this is our own GetCarter

Yep, it is.

[ThunderSpook]

My Pussy Belongs to Daddy is not SFW.

[SeeFive]

Sticks. said:

I got chatting to a lawyer at a party and asked 'just out of interest, how much do you charge to answer 3 questions?'.

'£250' he replied.

'£250, don't you think that's a bit steep?' I asked.

'No' he replied 'what's your third question?'

Bloody cold in London today. Walking down Fleet Street and I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

[cookmysock]

ThunderSpook said:

My Pussy Belongs to Daddy is not SFW.

the song title on the album cover "Things are soft for Grandma since Grandpa's 84"

[Steve vRS]

Turn7 said:

Doofus said:

Cliftonite said:

silverfoxcc said:

Whatever you do, do not have any drink near your mouth whilst looking at these gems

http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.html


100% Genuine and SFW

I’ve got the WASP album


http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.htm

http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.htm

I think this is our own GetCarter

Yep, it is.

[boxst]

cookmysock said:

ThunderSpook said:

My Pussy Belongs to Daddy is not SFW.

the song title on the album cover "Things are soft for Grandma since Grandpa's 84"

Not an awful song ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EgVkHjn0yE

[SeeFive]

Looking through that list there are some familiar artists. I remember Wally Whyton from listening to radio - he was doing some folk program at the time. I had to look up the internet to find out exactly, and he has a wiki page, passed away in 1997.

However, as an interesting side note, him featuring on Steve Carter’s worst album covers gets a mention in his wiki.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wally_Whyton

[Richie C]

Cliftonite said:

silverfoxcc said:

Whatever you do, do not have any drink near your mouth whilst looking at these gems

http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.html


100% Genuine and SFW

http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.htm

Seriously, some of these are in no way SFW. A fat naked man with a pig? A bloke in the altogether blowing a French horn up his lady friend's arse? Come on.

[Shuvi McTupya]

Richie C said:

Seriously, some of these are in no way SFW. A fat naked man with a pig? A bloke in the altogether blowing a French horn up his lady friend's arse? Come on.

Probably depends where you work. Its fine if you work from home, for example

[Richie C]

Shuvi McTupya said:

Richie C said:

Seriously, some of these are in no way SFW. A fat naked man with a pig? A bloke in the altogether blowing a French horn up his lady friend's arse? Come on.

Probably depends where you work. Its fine if you work from home, for example

I am fortunate enough to do so but it only seems to fair to warn others before they accidentally show Brenda from Accounts a full page view of Millie Jackson on the throne.

[Evangelion]

boxst said:

cookmysock said:

ThunderSpook said:

My Pussy Belongs to Daddy is not SFW.

the song title on the album cover "Things are soft for Grandma since Grandpa's 84"

Not an awful song ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EgVkHjn0yE

And when I clicked on that on YT, this appeared at the top of my 'up next' list!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIfcKy-VcXo

[kowalski655]

I should NOT have clicked that,the YT algorithm now shows me;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-n5vG2SjJY
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpPeQyT36Tg
(NSFW) There were some VERY dirty minds back then

[nonsequitur]

Cotty said:

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said, "You cannot do this, I'm a politician!"
The thief replied, "In that case, give me MY money!"

:That gets my vote.

[Evangelion]

kowalski655 said:

I should NOT have clicked that,the YT algorithm now shows me;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-n5vG2SjJY
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpPeQyT36Tg
(NSFW) There were some VERY dirty minds back then

And when I clicked on that, I got this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGVShoAWp00

[tezzer]

[silverfoxcc]

Shuvi McTupya said:

Richie C said:

Seriously, some of these are in no way SFW. A fat naked man with a pig? A bloke in the altogether blowing a French horn up his lady friend's arse? Come on.

Probably depends where you work. Its fine if you work from home, for example

May pffdr my apologies having seen them all Agreed VNSFW

[MartG]

[ThunderSpook]

Huh???

[Laurel Green]

London bridge.