Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)

[Monkeylegend]

Moray I remind you all that there is no need to get goby.

[munroman]

Monkeylegend said:

Moray I remind you all that there is no need to get goby.

Eel be round to sort you out soon!

[Evangelion]

These fish puns are so bad, I've decided I'm not whiting any more.

[psi310398]

Evangelion said:

These fish puns are so bad, I've decided I'm not whiting any more.

And leave us to flounder?

[KrazyIvan]

Pollocks to the lot of you

[glenrobbo]

Oopsh, shorry, I was looking for the Sean Connery Joke Thread.

Pleashe exshcushe me.


Edited for accurrashy.

Edited by glenrobbo on Tuesday 10th December 08:01

[simoid]

You’re excushed

[paua]

There's been a lot of baiting going on here, chum.

[kowalski655]

These whale puns are making me blue

[Evangelion]

That last one was a killer.

But I have to go now as the dolphiniums need watering.

[glenrobbo]

It's such a pity they're not herring all this over on the puns thread.

[nonsequitur]

glenrobbo said:

Oopsh, shorry, I was looking for the Sean Connery Joke Thread.

Pleashe exshcushe me.


Edited for accurrashy.

Edited by glenrobbo on Tuesday 10th December 08:01

James Pond, he has a Licence to brill.

Edited by nonsequitur on Tuesday 10th December 09:28

[glenrobbo]

Monkeylegend said:

davhill said:

Monkeylegend said:

This is not the plaice for all these puns.

Why, are they making you flounder?

Good cod no, but I do like carping on.

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[Abbott]

glenrobbo said:

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

This

[nonsequitur]

Abbott said:

glenrobbo said:

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

This

This thread has been highlighted before. But: Take one pun and PHers just can't stop. It's in the blood.

[Hugh Jarse]

Listen to your doctor

[illmonkey]

It must have been love, but it’s over now

[Trophy Husband]

illmonkey said:

It must have been love, but it’s over now

Oooooh!

Bless her. 17 years with the big C.

By the way, I did giggle when I ought not to have done.

I feel bad now. Apparently they're now called Rox.

[StevieBee]

I used to sit next to Noddy Holder at school. The teacher was always catching him eating snacks.

One day she snapped and shouted "what are you eating now?!!"

Noddy replied "IT’S CRISPS MISSSSSS

[Trophy Husband]

StevieBee said:

I used to sit next to Noddy Holder at school. The teacher was always catching him eating snacks.

One day she snapped and shouted "what are you eating now?!!"

Noddy replied "IT’S CRISPS MISSSSSS

Teehee!

My mate got married in Bilston and the reception was thereabouts. At about 9pm I was at the bar in the hotel and Noddy walked in for a beer. We had a right crack, charming man. No airs and graces just a thoroughly pleasant fellow. We spent about an hour or so gassing. Absolute gent. Great memory for me as a child of the 70's.