Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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GAjon said:
shed driver said:
The are 2 cats on a beach on the south English coast. One is English - it's called One Two Three. The other is French - it's called Un Deux Trois. They are having a argument over who is the better swimmer, and they decide to have a race across The Channel to France to find the answer. So on the count of 3, they are off. After much paddling, One Two Three reaches France. He looks around the beach, and can't see Un Deux Trois anywhere. He asks another cat he sees on the beach about Un Deux Trois and this cat turns to him, puts his little paw around One Two Three's shoulder and says, "Sorry mate, but Un Deux Trois cat sank."
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That’s a neuf.SD.
Plod are out in force at the moment, looking for pissed drivers. I’ve been on the beers all day so I thought I’d better get a bus. I passed 2 patrols pulling people over and breathalysing them. Good job I was on the bus then. I haven’t driven a bus before, I’ve got no idea where I got it from, but I did get home.
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