Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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Monkeylegend said:
silverfoxcc said:
twing said:
nonsequitur said:
paua said:
The Li-ion King said:
I went to Network Rail's Christmas Ball this week. Everyone was wearing platforms.
Don't want derail this, I had snakeskin boots.An 80yr old couple were shagging furiously up against a fence. For 40 mins they shagged like Nutters. Arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor.
Christ she said ‘you're better than you were 50 years ago!
The old man replied ‘50 yrs ago that fence wasnt fking electric!’
Christ she said ‘you're better than you were 50 years ago!
The old man replied ‘50 yrs ago that fence wasnt fking electric!’
Doofus said:
Monkeylegend said:
Doofus said:
Doofus said:
That's enough, you bunch of dicks.
Unless you are a Mod of course
twing said:
Doofus said:
Doofus said:
That's enough, you bunch of dicks.
From dicks
Doofus said:
twing said:
Doofus said:
Doofus said:
That's enough, you bunch of dicks.
From dicks
Doofus said:
Ok, listen: It was a callback to something I said last week (2 or 3 pages ago) following a string of puns. I thought it was funny; it obviously wasn't, but please, everyone, stop taking offence, because none was meant.
Caught a bloke trying to steal my gate the other day. Didn't say anything in case he took offence......
Now where did I leave my coat..
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