Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
Discussion
I have done my good deed for the Christmas period today at my local Asda. I was behind a lovely old lady in the queue, her shopping came to £41.57 but she only had £40.
She didn't want me to help her, but I insisted, (as a gentleman does) and in no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
She didn't want me to help her, but I insisted, (as a gentleman does) and in no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
Ferodocastrol said:
I have done my good deed for the Christmas period today at my local Asda. I was behind a lovely old lady in the queue, her shopping came to £41.57 but she only had £40.
She didn't want me to help her, but I insisted, (as a gentleman does) and in no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
I think I’ve got deja vue She didn't want me to help her, but I insisted, (as a gentleman does) and in no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
V6 Pushfit said:
Ferodocastrol said:
I have done my good deed for the Christmas period today at my local Asda. I was behind a lovely old lady in the queue, her shopping came to £41.57 but she only had £40.
She didn't want me to help her, but I insisted, (as a gentleman does) and in no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
I think I’ve got deja vue She didn't want me to help her, but I insisted, (as a gentleman does) and in no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
Ferodocastrol said:
V6 Pushfit said:
Ferodocastrol said:
I have done my good deed for the Christmas period today at my local Asda. I was behind a lovely old lady in the queue, her shopping came to £41.57 but she only had £40.
She didn't want me to help her, but I insisted, (as a gentleman does) and in no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
I think I’ve got deja vue She didn't want me to help her, but I insisted, (as a gentleman does) and in no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
Two farmers are walking down a road when suddenly they’re passed by a headless biker.
Weird, but – well. They continue down the road. After a while they are passed by a headless bicyclist.
Hm. They walk on for a bit when one says to the other, “Joe, how about you put the scythe on your other shoulder?”
Weird, but – well. They continue down the road. After a while they are passed by a headless bicyclist.
Hm. They walk on for a bit when one says to the other, “Joe, how about you put the scythe on your other shoulder?”
T"here’s no way you’re going out in this skirt, kiddo!”
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“But mom, I’ve got great legs, why should I hide them?!”
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“Because it’s so short and your nuts are showing underneath!”
God created childbirth to give women the chance to experience what it's like for a guy to catch a cold.
An awkward housewarming visit:
“Oh but this is wonderful – your couch has a massage function – and it’s so nice and warm!”
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“You’re sitting on our cat.”
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“But mom, I’ve got great legs, why should I hide them?!”
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“Because it’s so short and your nuts are showing underneath!”
God created childbirth to give women the chance to experience what it's like for a guy to catch a cold.
An awkward housewarming visit:
“Oh but this is wonderful – your couch has a massage function – and it’s so nice and warm!”
-
“You’re sitting on our cat.”
V6 Pushfit said:
Ferodocastrol said:
I have done my good deed for the Christmas period today at my local Asda. I was behind a lovely old lady in the queue, her shopping came to £41.57 but she only had £40.
She didn't want me to help her, but I insisted, (as a gentleman does) and in no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
I think I’ve got deja vue She didn't want me to help her, but I insisted, (as a gentleman does) and in no time at all, we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
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