Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)

[anonymous-user]

It is with a sad heart that we inform you our beloved brother, James Jones, finally found his peace on April 7th.
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His wife Amanda’s funeral will take place on April 11th.

a bit more like it

[Laurel Green]

Doofus said:

And you're telling us now?!

Well, I've only just heard about it!

[Laurel Green]

One man's trash is another Man's treasure? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
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I finally got one of those roof boxes for the car. It's very practical. I can barely hear my kids now.

[Scrump]

Continued over here:
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