Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 5)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 5)

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yellowjack

17,081 posts

167 months

Thursday 22nd November 2018
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Shakermaker said:
yellowjack said:
Hmmmm? scratchchin

Not a bad idea, in theory. But "dropping someone off" would mean illegally carrying a passenger on a bicycle not designed, constructed, or adapted for the carriage of passengers.

As it happens, I'm back there this afternoon for a physio appointment. I'll be parking in a P&D car park half a mile away that allows 2 hours of free parking (push green button for free ticket) and walking the rest of the way to avoid the insanity that is car parking on-site.
You can't expect people to accept that "free parking" also includes a walk, can you? Surely that's just crazy! It isn't "free" if you have to work for it LOL
Venny, Viddy, Veechy! (I parked, I walked, I saved wink )

Running a bit late (I was getting into the shower 30 minutes before my appointment time), I drove sensibly all the way there, but wouldn't have had time to fight through the Muppets in the hospital car park, so I popped the car into a different, slightly closer "Parking Free 1 Hour, No return within 1 hour" car park that was only about ⅓ full. It cost me a 1,144 yard walk, and saved me £3.40 (and, as a Brucie Bonus, it also saved me from having to fight my way out of the on-site car park when I left)...






...oh, and I know it's "Veni, vidi, vici", but it is the "annoy you" thread, after all...

tongue out


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glenrobbo

35,304 posts

151 months

Thursday 22nd November 2018
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V8mate said:
Clockwork Cupcake said:
V8mate said:
Recruiting is such a demeaning term.

I prefer 'grooming' hehe
This place is going to the dogs.
I'm used to getting the brush off!
OI!!!,redcard
I've warned you lot before: the puns thread is over there --->

I don't want to bh, but this inappropriate fragrant punning behaviour is starting to annoy me beyond reason! irked

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Thursday 22nd November 2018
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When you are on a training course and the other people on the course range from complete "never seen one before" novices to "I'll need about ten minutes of this two week course" old hands.
It was annoying when I was the former, and guess what - it's even more annoying now I am the latter.
I know I should have empathy for the newbies, but this isn't the thread for it.

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Thursday 22nd November 2018
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glenrobbo said:
V8mate said:
Clockwork Cupcake said:
V8mate said:
Recruiting is such a demeaning term.

I prefer 'grooming' hehe
This place is going to the dogs.
I'm used to getting the brush off!
OI!!!,redcard
I've warned you lot before: the puns thread is over there --->

I don't want to bh, but this inappropriate fragrant punning behaviour is starting to annoy me beyond reason! irked
Glen's got her knickers in a twist; someone retrieve her!

glenrobbo

35,304 posts

151 months

Thursday 22nd November 2018
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V8mate said:
glenrobbo said:
V8mate said:
Clockwork Cupcake said:
V8mate said:
Recruiting is such a demeaning term.

I prefer 'grooming' hehe
This place is going to the dogs.
I'm used to getting the brush off!
OI!!!,redcard
I've warned you lot before: the puns thread is over there --->

I don't want to bh, but this inappropriate fragrant punning behaviour is starting to annoy me beyond reason! irked
Glen's got her knickers in a twist; someone retrieve her!
Are you trying to lead me a stray, you woofter?

droopsnoot

11,990 posts

243 months

Thursday 22nd November 2018
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glenrobbo said:
V8mate said:
Clockwork Cupcake said:
V8mate said:
Recruiting is such a demeaning term.

I prefer 'grooming' hehe
This place is going to the dogs.
I'm used to getting the brush off!
OI!!!,redcard
I've warned you lot before: the puns thread is over there --->

I don't want to bh, but this inappropriate fragrant punning behaviour is starting to annoy me beyond reason! irked
Something smells a bit off with that.

GipsyHillClimber

129 posts

95 months

Thursday 22nd November 2018
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Cotty said:
Shakermaker said:
Buzzfeed et al throw up some good ones of these quite often

"i have die of beaties"

"The hall of cost"

are a couple of favourites
If I need a laugh I just search for Chester Draws on Ebay, Gumtree etc
I regularly browse the r/boneappletea subreddit the name probably sums up the type of idiots it pokes fun at!

SickAsAParrot

304 posts

113 months

Thursday 22nd November 2018
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talksthetorque said:
When you are on a training course and the other people on the course range from complete "never seen one before" novices to "I'll need about ten minutes of this two week course" old hands.
It was annoying when I was the former, and guess what - it's even more annoying now I am the latter.
I know I should have empathy for the newbies, but this isn't the thread for it.
Even more annoying when you're the newb, and the 'Old Hands' are getting all the attention from the tutors whilst you struggle for hours doing the simple stuff.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,624 posts

273 months

Thursday 22nd November 2018
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Prepared meals that say "Serves 2" on the packet, but the only way they could conceivably serve two is if you added a load of vegetables and potatoes, and weren't really into meat at all.

I'm just cooking a Sainsbury's Texas-style Brisket and frankly I've had bigger steaks. How that is supposed to "serve two" is entirely beyond me.

yellowjack

17,081 posts

167 months

Thursday 22nd November 2018
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Prepared meals that say "Serves 2" on the packet, but the only way they could conceivably serve two is if you added a load of vegetables and potatoes, and weren't really into meat at all.

I'm just cooking a Sainsbury's Texas-style Brisket and frankly I've had bigger steaks. How that is supposed to "serve two" is entirely beyond me.
Yup. I had a steak & ale pie last night that was meant to serve 4, but was "only just enough" when split three ways. And then there was the mountain of vegetables needed to help the meaty element along.

I served it with a generous portion of buttery mashed (Maris Piper) potato, a large carrot each (pan was very full), a pan of green beans (and half a leek for me) with about a ¼ pint of gravy each. Mopped up, in my case, with a thick slice of wholemeal bread.

Gonna do burgers tonight, four burgers between three, and a side of salad. No need for a big meal two nights running...

Twig62

746 posts

97 months

Thursday 22nd November 2018
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[quote=Clockwork Cupcake]Prepared meals that say "Serves 2" on the packet, but the only way they could conceivably serve two is if you added a load of vegetables and potatoes, and weren't really into meat at all.

It only says "serves 2". It could mean 2 slightly anorexic hamsters !

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

73 months

Thursday 22nd November 2018
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Am I the only one here that sees "serves 4" as a decent single meal just for myself? getmecoat

Bobberoo99

38,752 posts

99 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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Lemming Train said:
Am I the only one here that sees "serves 4" as a decent single meal just for myself? getmecoat
Nope!!! thumbup

Bobberoo99

38,752 posts

99 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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Lemming Train said:
Am I the only one here that sees "serves 4" as a decent single meal just for myself? getmecoat
I always think of it as serves 4 really not very hungry people laugh

Clockwork Cupcake

74,624 posts

273 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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Black Friday.

An American import being stuffed down our throats. And it's not even just a Friday now... it's weeks beforehand in the pre-Black Friday sales, and then Cyber Monday too,

I'm not averse to sales - always happy to get stuff cheaper - but it's the frenzy of it and the hype.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,624 posts

273 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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Today's NewsThump sums it up pretty well:

"Black Friday is the first Friday after Thanksgiving; a traditional American festival where families give thanks for everything they have and then follow it up by brawling over cheap TVs."

https://newsthump.com/2018/11/23/its-only-cheap-if...

Clockwork Cupcake

74,624 posts

273 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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Another thing that annoys me beyond reason - eBay sellers who have items listed as Collection Only, and aren't amenable to you sending a courier to collect the item as they can't be arsed to package the item and weigh it.



nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Black Friday.

An American import being stuffed down our throats. And it's not even just a Friday now... it's weeks beforehand in the pre-Black Friday sales, and then Cyber Monday too,

I'm not averse to sales - always happy to get stuff cheaper - but it's the frenzy of it and the hype.
Just wait until Blue Monday and Ruby Tuesday.argue

(thanks to TT).

Hackney

6,855 posts

209 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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OddCat said:
Have we yet had people mixing up the word WARY with the word WEARY ?

"..after the issues last time I was very WEARY about doing it again..." (type thing)

Drives me mad. Obviously.
People who wonder when they mean to wander and vice versa annoy me beyond reason.
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