Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 5)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 5)

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I Love Cake

2,941 posts

171 months

Wednesday 30th January 2019
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captain_cynic said:
nonsequitur said:
Lemming Train said:
SGirl said:
Today's annoyance: banks that ask you why you're making a large payment. When the beneficiary is HMRC and it's 30 January. rolleyes
"Just doing our job, Ma'am. Money Laundering Regs you see". Oh do f*ck off. rolleyes
I'm sure that bank staff wish they could sometimes say that to irritant customers.
Yep, anyone who works in retail wishes they could tell annoying customers to feck right off.

However why is anyone going into a bank to do a transaction these days? Online exists for a reason.
I own a market stall, around 50% of takings are cash. Luckily there’s a branch right by the market.

davhill

5,263 posts

184 months

Wednesday 30th January 2019
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Annoying? Whichever TV channel it is, one keeps boasting about its coverage of a 'biatholon'.

Will the TV crew go aboard the Venice - Simpolon Orient Express? Perhaps when they arrive, the bells will perform a joyous cariollon.

FFS, you're communicators, learn to communicate.

PositronicRay

27,019 posts

183 months

Wednesday 30th January 2019
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davhill said:
Annoying? Whichever TV channel it is, one keeps boasting about its coverage of a 'biatholon'.

Will the TV crew go aboard the Venice - Simpolon Orient Express? Perhaps when they arrive, the bells will perform a joyous cariollon.

FFS, you're communicators, learn to communicate.
The irony is strong.

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

233 months

Wednesday 30th January 2019
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I Love Cake said:
People who write in their own accent.
Wot abaaht the geezers oo roit in sam avver fellers bladdy accent?

j_4m

1,574 posts

64 months

Wednesday 30th January 2019
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captain_cynic said:
Willy Nilly said:
I heard a song on the radio by Ariana Grande earlier, which in itself is quite annoying as it could have been any over a number of female vocalists. Anyway, the drums on that track and my other similar songs annoy me beyond reason. It's just a faint clicking with the bass being a muffled thud. All done I assume on a computer, it makes me wonder what is the point and why they don't get a proper drummer in.
Because real musicians cost money, have pesky demands like fair pay, may occasionally do things of their own accord (yes, even a drummer), so on and so forth. Using a drum machine or samples is far cheaper.

Besides, they're already autotuning the vocals to a point where the "artist" can no longer produce the sounds from their own voice, so they end up miming to the CD at live concerts. Why not just add the "music" at the same time?

Just wait until someone cracks the uncanny valley, at that point the need for an actual person to sing becomes unnecessary and we'll end up with virtual pop stars (see: Hatsune Miku) tailored to have the widest possible appeal and zero chance they'll go on a drug bender and mess up your perfect marketing.
As someone who actually makes electronic music (albeit a hobbyist) this is a shade unfair. There's nothing inherently wrong with drum machines and it's more than likely a stylistic choice over a cost one; Ariana Grande's record label can easily front the cash to record a session drummer. I personally put more effort into building each drum 'kit' than I know most real drummers put into tuning and setting up their physical drums. I'd like to see a drummer spend four hours playing with the sound of his snare for each single track.

You'll be interested to know that AI composed music is already a thing that exists and is currently being used quite a lot.

I Love Cake

2,941 posts

171 months

Wednesday 30th January 2019
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Hugo a Gogo said:
I Love Cake said:
People who write in their own accent.
Wot abaaht the geezers oo roit in sam avver fellers bladdy accent?
Hahaha even worse.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Wednesday 30th January 2019
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I Love Cake said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
I Love Cake said:
People who write in their own accent.
Wot abaaht the geezers oo roit in sam avver fellers bladdy accent?
Hahaha even worse.
Ee Ba Gum lad, I agree wi tha.

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

151 months

Wednesday 30th January 2019
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alorotom said:
This may by need a whole thread about things that disgust ... however, I’m sat at a hot desk today (which has just been converted after a permie left) and the mouse on the desk is just horrific, what sort of monster is happy to use something in such a rank state! Urgh, it’s complete with hair and everything!

In one of my previous jobs this was a regular problem. We had hot desking in theory but in general you sat in the same desk and there were a few that swapped about a bit. Occasionally you would have to use a different desk and some of them were vile. Once I had to spend about 15 minutes making the desk fit for habitation and then had to work around piles of crap like cereal boxes and revolting mugs. The usual occupant was the kind of person who always looked spotless and would be quite judgemental about people when you spoke to her.

Somehow my current office has hot desking where people move around quite a bit and the desks are actually clean! I don't know how they have done it and in the public sector too!

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

72 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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nonsequitur said:
Ee Ba Gum lad, I agree wi tha withee.
EFA

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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nonsequitur said:
Ee Ba Gum lad, I agree wi tha.
Obviously fake. No Yorkshireman has ever agreed with anyone voluntarily.

marky911

4,417 posts

219 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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Drivers who don’t dip their main beam until they are actually shining it in your face.

When I’m driving down the twisty country roads from mine and it’s pitch black I can see a car coming towards me in the distance as I can see the light from it’s headlamps over the hedgerows.
Even if I didn’t see that , as they’re coming around the final bend before we meet, I can see the road ahead has been lit up.

By this point I’ve dipped my headlights for them, however the amount of drivers that then blind me before dipping theirs is unreal.

Lately I’ve taken to just switching my main beam back on if someone dazzles me. I’m sick of driving along with patches in my vision because some idiot can’t be bothered to read the road one bend ahead.

A mate of mine reckons it’s because new cars have automatic lights but surely they don’t work by blinding anyone heading towards them, until their sensors pick up the other cars lights???

Anyway rant over, it’s happened to me loads this winter though.

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

72 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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^ My retaliation to that is to put my high beam back on when they're about 2 seconds from passing me. By the time they've fumbled about trying to give you a dose of the same they are past you hehe .

slipstream 1985

12,220 posts

179 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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I Love Cake said:
People who write in their own accent.
Yes 100% so many do it up here in north east Scotland.

john2443

6,337 posts

211 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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marky911 said:
Drivers who don’t dip their main beam until they are actually shining it in your face.
This ^^

Also, people who don't know that the tt lights on their newish car only come on at the front, so drive in the dark with fronts only. whoever came up with that law should be shot, as should the manufacturers who followed the rule, they could easily wire in the rears as well,

bristolracer

5,540 posts

149 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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Yes I'm old, but things just worked in cars, now there's tech for techs sake and it helps no one on the road.
Why cant I read the dasboard? Oh yes its dark! If i switch my lights on however...........
It just worked
And yes DRLs should do the rear too, Volvo managed it in the 70s, I dont see why it cant be done now.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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bristolracer said:
Why cant I read the dasboard? Oh yes its dark! If i switch my lights on however...........
It just worked
And yes DRLs should do the rear too, Volvo managed it in the 70s, I dont see why it cant be done now.
My V40 only had DRL's on the front. I had to have a "Lighting Logic Upgrade" to get the rear lights to come on too.

captain_cynic

12,005 posts

95 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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j_4m said:
As someone who actually makes electronic music (albeit a hobbyist) this is a shade unfair. There's nothing inherently wrong with drum machines and it's more than likely a stylistic choice over a cost one; Ariana Grande's record label can easily front the cash to record a session drummer. I personally put more effort into building each drum 'kit' than I know most real drummers put into tuning and setting up their physical drums. I'd like to see a drummer spend four hours playing with the sound of his snare for each single track.

You'll be interested to know that AI composed music is already a thing that exists and is currently being used quite a lot.
As someone who can actually play an instrument (guitar and a tiny bit of drums), I find it a more tad unfair to be lumped in the same group as people who cant.

And I know algorithm designed music is used quite a lot (it's not AI, they just use a script... I could write one in my sleep), it still doesn't make it any good.

Se7enheaven

1,719 posts

164 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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marky911 said:
Drivers who don’t dip their main beam until they are actually shining it in your face.

When I’m driving down the twisty country roads from mine and it’s pitch black I can see a car coming towards me in the distance as I can see the light from it’s headlamps over the hedgerows.
Even if I didn’t see that , as they’re coming around the final bend before we meet, I can see the road ahead has been lit up.

By this point I’ve dipped my headlights for them, however the amount of drivers that then blind me before dipping theirs is unreal.

Lately I’ve taken to just switching my main beam back on if someone dazzles me. I’m sick of driving along with patches in my vision because some idiot can’t be bothered to read the road one bend ahead.

A mate of mine reckons it’s because new cars have automatic lights but surely they don’t work by blinding anyone heading towards them, until their sensors pick up the other cars lights???

Anyway rant over, it’s happened to me loads this winter though.
Same here , been happening constantly. Majority of cars seem to be newer models , so I think it’s these auto pilot drivers that are unable to physically do anything themselves any more. Automatic lights , assisted parking , parking sensors , distance sensors. The list goes on. So couple this with an idiot at the wheel. Explains a lot.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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j_4m said:
. I'd like to see a drummer spend four hours playing with the sound of his snare for each single track.
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I wouldn't.. can you imagine getting stuck next to him at the bar?


matchmaker

8,492 posts

200 months

Thursday 31st January 2019
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Lemming Train said:
^ My retaliation to that is to put my high beam back on when they're about 2 seconds from passing me. By the time they've fumbled about trying to give you a dose of the same they are past you hehe .
Yes yes
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