Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 5)
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talksthetorque said:
There's a company called ECILOP that does it.
I'm typing this in whilst racing one of their drivers now. Keeping ahead so far
Oh yeah, I've had a few run-ins with that company. Their drivers are sometimes quite aggressive, flashing their lights and tail-gating whilst blaring their two-tone horns! I'm typing this in whilst racing one of their drivers now. Keeping ahead so far
And there's a heavy haulage company called "ERIF" that always seem to want to muscle their way to the front of the traffic queue. Even had one pass me on the other side of some road island bollards! Such impatience!
captain_cynic said:
Can I say in my defence, in Australia "couple" means around two and in the UK it means exactly two.
Confirmed via the Colins Australian dictionary and the Oxford English dictionary. I'll remember for future reference.
Or should I still expect frozen pork products in my front lawn?
If you are in a country without foxes, is hammering sausages into your lawn going to do anything? Or will possums do the job?Confirmed via the Colins Australian dictionary and the Oxford English dictionary. I'll remember for future reference.
Or should I still expect frozen pork products in my front lawn?
Rostfritt said:
captain_cynic said:
Can I say in my defence, in Australia "couple" means around two and in the UK it means exactly two.
Confirmed via the Colins Australian dictionary and the Oxford English dictionary. I'll remember for future reference.
Or should I still expect frozen pork products in my front lawn?
If you are in a country without foxes, is hammering sausages into your lawn going to do anything? Or will possums do the job?Confirmed via the Colins Australian dictionary and the Oxford English dictionary. I'll remember for future reference.
Or should I still expect frozen pork products in my front lawn?
captain_cynic said:
Bandit110 said:
I hate it when someone refers to two very expensive items as "a couple".... "Oh yes I've owned a couple of Ferrari 458s, arf arf arf....."
One hundred percent correct usage.A couple is two or more of the same thing, not more than two. Hence why two people dating are called... a couple.
People who are pedantic about the English language annoy me (to call English a mongrel language is an understatement) but they're not as bad as people who are pedantic about the English language and wrong about it.
nonsequitur said:
captain_cynic said:
Bandit110 said:
I hate it when someone refers to two very expensive items as "a couple".... "Oh yes I've owned a couple of Ferrari 458s, arf arf arf....."
One hundred percent correct usage.A couple is two or more of the same thing, not more than two. Hence why two people dating are called... a couple.
People who are pedantic about the English language annoy me (to call English a mongrel language is an understatement) but they're not as bad as people who are pedantic about the English language and wrong about it.
Two people in some form of union are not two of something. They are 'a couple' because they are joined together somehow, by some sort of emotional or legal bond...
'To couple'. Verb = to join together. You know, like railway carriages to form a train. Or individual people to form a partnership.
"A couple" isn't defined as only two, no more, no less, either. It's meaning often depends on the situation, and what you are talking about. A large, expensive item such as tyres for a car? Then I'd presume that someone who told me they wanted "a couple of new tyres" was after buying two. A pair even. But if I was roofing a shed, and asked my son to pass me up "a couple of those felt nails" and he pedantically counted two out of the bag, then I'd throw the hammer at him because by "a couple" I clearly meant "a slack handful"...
For an example of just how loose the definition of "a couple" truly is, try taking you wife (or girlfriend/gender non-binary partner/etc...) shopping for "just a couple of things dear". Or try seeing things from my wife's point of view when I promise that I'm only nipping into the bike shop "for a couple of minutes"...
Rostfritt said:
If you are in a country without foxes, is hammering sausages into your lawn going to do anything? Or will possums do the job?
I've lived in the UK for a few years now.But plenty of Australian animals will ruin a garden, dingos, wild dogs, boars. Might want to watch out for snakes.
EDIT: forgot to add Australia does have foxes, introduced to get rid of the rabbits that were also introduced... both animals are now considered to be pests.
Edited by captain_cynic on Wednesday 7th February 11:55
Tesco baby outfits are my current annoyance beyond reason.
Over the last 4 weeks, I thought I had become rather adept at dressing and undressing my newborn daughter, and our generous family and friends have given us many baby outfits to help with the regular occurences of needing to put a new outfit on.
M&S, White Company, Jojo Mama Bebe have all been given to us, and the baby suits I can have her in and out in under 2 minutes including a nappy change.
But now, we needed some new ones just to help with the regularity of changing her. Grabbed a pack at Tesco. All of them have the poppers on the other side to all the other brands. What had become a simple affair now sees me utterly befuddled and cack-handed, especially at 2.30am after barely any sleep. I'm sure if I had got used to them being this way around to begin with, it would have been fine, but all other suppliers have them with the popper set the other way up.
Over the last 4 weeks, I thought I had become rather adept at dressing and undressing my newborn daughter, and our generous family and friends have given us many baby outfits to help with the regular occurences of needing to put a new outfit on.
M&S, White Company, Jojo Mama Bebe have all been given to us, and the baby suits I can have her in and out in under 2 minutes including a nappy change.
But now, we needed some new ones just to help with the regularity of changing her. Grabbed a pack at Tesco. All of them have the poppers on the other side to all the other brands. What had become a simple affair now sees me utterly befuddled and cack-handed, especially at 2.30am after barely any sleep. I'm sure if I had got used to them being this way around to begin with, it would have been fine, but all other suppliers have them with the popper set the other way up.
Shakermaker said:
Tesco baby outfits are my current annoyance beyond reason.
Over the last 4 weeks, I thought I had become rather adept at dressing and undressing my newborn daughter, and our generous family and friends have given us many baby outfits to help with the regular occurences of needing to put a new outfit on.
M&S, White Company, Jojo Mama Bebe have all been given to us, and the baby suits I can have her in and out in under 2 minutes including a nappy change.
But now, we needed some new ones just to help with the regularity of changing her. Grabbed a pack at Tesco. All of them have the poppers on the other side to all the other brands. What had become a simple affair now sees me utterly befuddled and cack-handed, especially at 2.30am after barely any sleep. I'm sure if I had got used to them being this way around to begin with, it would have been fine, but all other suppliers have them with the popper set the other way up.
I can see where you are going wrong here. Obviously your wife should be doing it............Over the last 4 weeks, I thought I had become rather adept at dressing and undressing my newborn daughter, and our generous family and friends have given us many baby outfits to help with the regular occurences of needing to put a new outfit on.
M&S, White Company, Jojo Mama Bebe have all been given to us, and the baby suits I can have her in and out in under 2 minutes including a nappy change.
But now, we needed some new ones just to help with the regularity of changing her. Grabbed a pack at Tesco. All of them have the poppers on the other side to all the other brands. What had become a simple affair now sees me utterly befuddled and cack-handed, especially at 2.30am after barely any sleep. I'm sure if I had got used to them being this way around to begin with, it would have been fine, but all other suppliers have them with the popper set the other way up.
Yes, okay, okay, I know such comments will be banned shortly - so I just had to get that in while it is still legal to do so
Don't you just hate it when a gust of wind exposes your combover...
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Rostfritt said:
If you are in a country without foxes, is hammering sausages into your lawn going to do anything? Or will possums do the job?
Possums LINK - Work safeFFS eat with your mouth closed!
Companies who send emails asking you to complete a satisfaction survey. "It will only take 10 minutes of your time".
When you don't comply, they send increasingly snotty emails: "We notice you haven't completed our survey". "We sent you an email on the 25th and you haven't replied". "We know you are busy, but..."
ps off! Fair enough sending the first one, but if I can't be bothered completing it first time, I'm certainly not going to do it because you are pestering me.
When you don't comply, they send increasingly snotty emails: "We notice you haven't completed our survey". "We sent you an email on the 25th and you haven't replied". "We know you are busy, but..."
ps off! Fair enough sending the first one, but if I can't be bothered completing it first time, I'm certainly not going to do it because you are pestering me.
RicksAlfas said:
Companies who send emails asking you to complete a satisfaction survey. "It will only take 10 minutes of your time".
When you don't comply, they send increasingly snotty emails: "We notice you haven't completed our survey". "We sent you an email on the 25th and you haven't replied". "We know you are busy, but..."
ps off! Fair enough sending the first one, but if I can't be bothered completing it first time, I'm certainly not going to do it because you are pestering me.
When they do this, they get blocked/marked as spam, GMail is pretty good with that. If I'm not completing a survey, it's because I don't want to.When you don't comply, they send increasingly snotty emails: "We notice you haven't completed our survey". "We sent you an email on the 25th and you haven't replied". "We know you are busy, but..."
ps off! Fair enough sending the first one, but if I can't be bothered completing it first time, I'm certainly not going to do it because you are pestering me.
Worse yet are phone providers sending you spam and when you message STOP you get another message saying it'll take 28 days to process... It didn't take 28 days to fecking start, it doesn't take 28 days to fecking stop (it's just an update in a database, it should be fecking instant).
captain_cynic said:
When they do this, they get blocked/marked as spam, GMail is pretty good with that. If I'm not completing a survey, it's because I don't want to.
Worse yet are phone providers sending you spam and when you message STOP you get another message saying it'll take 28 days to process... It didn't take 28 days to fecking start, it doesn't take 28 days to fecking stop (it's just an update in a database, it should be fecking instant).
Phoneco gives you name and parameters (age, region etc) to SpamcoWorse yet are phone providers sending you spam and when you message STOP you get another message saying it'll take 28 days to process... It didn't take 28 days to fecking start, it doesn't take 28 days to fecking stop (it's just an update in a database, it should be fecking instant).
Phoneco tells Marketingco to organise and scheduleTV add schedule/Billboards/Bus stop posters/shop interior ad refit.
Phoneco Sends Marketingco marketing copy and lists parameters of who they want it sending to.
Marketingco gives list of target parameters to Spamco.
TV co runs ads, Posterco puts posters up, Spamco sends texts out.
So a day after you see the ads, you get the text as a reminder to get your free iPad with your iPhone 9 for only 50 a month and £400 upfront
Stop lists will be sent out monthly to spamco to avoid fetch and delete runs being done too often, as there will be a cost per run.
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