Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 5)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 5)

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V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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RizzoTheRat said:
2 people have managed to put push bikes with panniers on in the work bike shed next to each other, so you can't fit a bike in the slot in between them. I had to park my bike at least 2 feet further away from the office. curse
Wonderful!

A true return to thread form!

j_4m

1,574 posts

65 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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Everything about Royal Mail, useless bds.

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

213 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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V8mate said:
CaptainSlow said:
j_4m said:
fishermanpaul said:
CaptainSlow said:
Chicken satay stick and pots of sauce.

Yes, you can do an initial dip, but once the first section of compressed chicken meat is consumed you can't then d a second dip due to the protruding stick.
YES! What he said!

Is is beyond the intelligence of the satay stick producers to make an edible stick?? Who wants to be left with that bit of (horribly sharp) balsa that will do nothing other than rip the bin bag or lie, claymore-like, in the carpet? An overcooked piece of chicken formed into a skewer would do th...

Scuse me, typing a patent application...

Apply fork to satay stick, slide in a downward motion dislodging chicken pieces, eat individually with fork.

Is this not common sense when eating shishkebab like foods? The stick is merely a scaffold for grilling, not eating.
Who the hell picks up a fork at a buffet?
How about sliding the next chunk along to the end with your teeth then?
Teeth? Lucky bugger.

yellowjack

17,082 posts

167 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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RizzoTheRat said:
2 people have managed to put push bikes with panniers on in the work bike shed next to each other, so you can't fit a bike in the slot in between them. I had to park my bike at least 2 feet further away from the office. curse
Let's have a photo for the 'Bad Parking' thread, please...

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RizzoTheRat

25,218 posts

193 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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Not sure if I'm annoyed beyond reason or amused beyond reason with this one.

Muppets and global e-mails!

Yesterday HR sent out an e-mail to the whole organisation about a tax advisor visiting and people can contact HR to make an appointment with him.

So far we've had
  • One guy replied to all asking for an appointment for his wife
  • Someone else then replied to all to tell him not to reply to all and that he shouldn't include his wifes tax reference number on a public e-mail. He then recalled the e-mail a few minutes later but Outlook doesn't always do recalls properly.
  • First guy replied to all to apologise for replying to all
  • Received a global "Meeting Cancelled" e-mail, looks like someone had managed to put the whole day in their calendar with everyone invited, but not contacted, but then he deleted it and everyone got a notification
  • Someone replied to all on the Meeting Cancelled e-mail to ask if there was a way to stop people spamming the whole organisation
hehe

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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RizzoTheRat said:
Not sure if I'm annoyed beyond reason or amused beyond reason with this one.

Muppets and global e-mails!

Yesterday HR sent out an e-mail to the whole organisation about a tax advisor visiting and people can contact HR to make an appointment with him.

So far we've had
  • One guy replied to all asking for an appointment for his wife
  • Someone else then replied to all to tell him not to reply to all and that he shouldn't include his wifes tax reference number on a public e-mail. He then recalled the e-mail a few minutes later but Outlook doesn't always do recalls properly.
  • First guy replied to all to apologise for replying to all
  • Received a global "Meeting Cancelled" e-mail, looks like someone had managed to put the whole day in their calendar with everyone invited, but not contacted, but then he deleted it and everyone got a notification
  • Someone replied to all on the Meeting Cancelled e-mail to ask if there was a way to stop people spamming the whole organisation
hehe
It's stuff like that that makes corporate life bearable!

Alucidnation

16,810 posts

171 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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Openreach and their employees.

Useless fking s.

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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j_4m said:
Everything about Royal Mail, useless bds.
Alucidnation said:
Openreach and their employees.

Useless fking s.
nono

Sorry guys. These have no place in this thread.

RizzoTheRat

25,218 posts

193 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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V8mate said:
It's stuff like that that makes corporate life bearable!
I'd love to know how many out of office replies they got seeing as it's half term and the place is pretty quiet.

hehe

At a site I worked at some years ago a guy in our department legitimately sent out a global e-mail asking if anyone had any of a certain specification fuel.

Some idiot replied globally to say he didn't biggrin

Alucidnation

16,810 posts

171 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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V8mate said:
j_4m said:
Everything about Royal Mail, useless bds.
Alucidnation said:
Openreach and their employees.

Useless fking s.
nono

Sorry guys. These have no place in this thread.
Apologies, is there a set of rules somewhere stating bona fide subject matter?

Clockwork Cupcake

74,785 posts

273 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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Alucidnation said:
Apologies, is there a set of rules somewhere stating bona fide subject matter?
The thread title.

I suspect the joke was that these annoyances were entirely legitimate and hence not "beyond reason". smile

theplayingmantis

3,862 posts

83 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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RizzoTheRat said:
Not sure if I'm annoyed beyond reason or amused beyond reason with this one.

Muppets and global e-mails!

Yesterday HR sent out an e-mail to the whole organisation about a tax advisor visiting and people can contact HR to make an appointment with him.

So far we've had
  • One guy replied to all asking for an appointment for his wife
  • Someone else then replied to all to tell him not to reply to all and that he shouldn't include his wifes tax reference number on a public e-mail. He then recalled the e-mail a few minutes later but Outlook doesn't always do recalls properly.
  • First guy replied to all to apologise for replying to all
  • Received a global "Meeting Cancelled" e-mail, looks like someone had managed to put the whole day in their calendar with everyone invited, but not contacted, but then he deleted it and everyone got a notification
  • Someone replied to all on the Meeting Cancelled e-mail to ask if there was a way to stop people spamming the whole organisation
hehe
ooo this happens often in my bank, I don't find it annoying, I find it amusing. however I do think whomever replies to all should be instantly demoted/fired/bonus withdrawn for being too dense to realise.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,785 posts

273 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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RizzoTheRat said:
Some idiot replied globally to say he didn't biggrin
Oh, and on that subject, Amazon questions & answers.

You can ask a question about a product and other Amazon users have the opportunity to answer it, in addition to the seller of course. It annoys me beyond reason when some of the answers are "I don't know" or "I don't own this product".
Well, thanks for your valuable answer. rolleyes



RizzoTheRat

25,218 posts

193 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Oh, and on that subject, Amazon questions & answers.

You can ask a question about a product and other Amazon users have the opportunity to answer it, in addition to the seller of course. It annoys me beyond reason when some of the answers are "I don't know" or "I don't own this product".
Well, thanks for your valuable answer. rolleyes
Oh yes indeed. Along with people who write reviews or respond to questions who don't own that product but have something similar

j_4m

1,574 posts

65 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Alucidnation said:
Apologies, is there a set of rules somewhere stating bona fide subject matter?
The thread title.

I suspect the joke was that these annoyances were entirely legitimate and hence not "beyond reason". smile
I thought that the 'beyond reason' implied that I'm so annoyed I am without reason? Dealing with Royal Mail makes me want to summon an apocalypse of Lovecraftian horrors to promptly send down to their Whitechapel depot and rend the souls of their employees from their flaccid, useless bodies.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,785 posts

273 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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j_4m said:
I thought that the 'beyond reason' implied that I'm so annoyed I am without reason?
It's been an oft-debated matter on this thread.

Some people think it's "a reasonable person wouldn't be annoyed" (or "I know this is unreasonable..."), others your interpretation, and yet others "I don't need a reason, and therefore you aren't allowed to make any comment on it or debate it, even if my reason is based on incorrect facts or a misunderstanding".

I've always maintained that the last one would make for a very short and boring thread. Plus, if the annoyance is based on a misunderstanding and that misunderstanding is corrected, then the annoyance may go away and the world made a slightly happier place as a result. biggrin


Edited by Clockwork Cupcake on Wednesday 27th February 15:57

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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"Have I been caught speeding ?" threads.

Completely pointless,which no one can definitively answer.

Se7enheaven

1,726 posts

165 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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Those Meerkat adverts.
Surely to goodness they have had their day

Cotty

39,641 posts

285 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Oh, and on that subject, Amazon questions & answers.

You can ask a question about a product and other Amazon users have the opportunity to answer it, in addition to the seller of course. It annoys me beyond reason when some of the answers are "I don't know" or "I don't own this product".
Well, thanks for your valuable answer. rolleyes
I believe that is down to the fact that some high ranking reviewers get free stuff to review. I often see a Top 100 reviewer start a review with "received free of charge and this is my honest review".

I think that due the complex way that Amazon ranks reviewers with most reviews, recents reviews, helpful votes, comments etc that people just comment as they think it will increase their rank and they might get some free stuff. Or they might just be morons and think a "I don't know" comment is somehow helpful.

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

73 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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Pericoloso said:
"Have I been caught speeding ?" threads.

Completely pointless,which no one can definitively answer.
Agreed. And in a similar vein, the endless endless endless "I have a private plate and am selling my car, what should I do?" threads of which there seems to be a fresh one nearly every other day. There are numerous members here clued up on the process - why the fk doesn't someone put a comprehensive FAQ wiki page together with all the questions and answers which can be instantly linked to the next time the question gets asked instead of 5 pages of arguments and debate about quality of the OPs reg plate choice, font, letter spacing etc? sleep
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