Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 5)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 5)

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Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Tuesday 30th April 2019
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Car insurance. Mainly online services.

Total cost £300.

Phone up. Oh yes, that doesn't include this that or the other so actually the total cost is £590.

Yes, I know Sir but you didn't say your car is blue or you need to travel on a Sunday that's another £50.

Then after all that the bloody government takes insurance tax, bds!

I'm only trying to insure a Passat not the space shuttle.


randomeddy

1,442 posts

138 months

Tuesday 30th April 2019
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People doing things really quickly.

Woman on the bus today texting, absolutely rapid typing and doing a weird swipe thing on her phones keypad, trouble was she kept having to go back and re-do a lot of it, just bloody slow down and do it right the first time. I was sat just behind her to the right so she was in full view. After about 15 minutes of CONSTANT typing I had to physically turn away as it was annoying me so much.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,801 posts

273 months

Tuesday 30th April 2019
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randomeddy said:
People doing things really quickly.

Woman on the bus today texting, absolutely rapid typing and doing a weird swipe thing on her phones keypad, trouble was she kept having to go back and re-do a lot of it, just bloody slow down and do it right the first time. I was sat just behind her to the right so she was in full view. After about 15 minutes of CONSTANT typing I had to physically turn away as it was annoying me so much.
As one of my school teachers regularly used to say: "More haste, less speed"


FredAstaire

2,337 posts

213 months

Tuesday 30th April 2019
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People who press the button at a pedestrian crossing when I am already stood there and have already pressed the button.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Tuesday 30th April 2019
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FredAstaire said:
People who press the button at a pedestrian crossing when I am already stood there and have already pressed the button.
The same people who get in the lift on a lower floor than I did and don’t thing my pressing iof the ground floor button sufficed so they have a go at doing it better.

bristolbaron

4,854 posts

213 months

Tuesday 30th April 2019
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talksthetorque said:
The same people who get in the lift on a lower floor than I did and don’t thing my pressing iof the ground floor button sufficed so they have a go at doing it better.
hehe I had that in a hospital lift yesterday. Four people got in after me and one by one pressed the top floor which was already lit. They weren’t even visitors - Drs/Nurses. Just bizarre.

I Love Cake

2,941 posts

172 months

Wednesday 1st May 2019
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The DLR. when reaching a stop, it doesn’t say ‘To alight here’ it says ‘Light here’.

‘The next stop is Cutty Sark, light here for Greenwich Maritime, bulbs, candles and torches.’

Grrrrr.

fttm

3,709 posts

136 months

Wednesday 1st May 2019
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FredAstaire said:
People who press the button at a pedestrian crossing when I am already stood there and have already pressed the button.
Even more annoying , the people who hit the button then carry on walking into the crossing , on par with fking cyclists regards stupidity !

Johnspex

4,346 posts

185 months

Wednesday 1st May 2019
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nonsequitur said:
caziques said:
Anyone who writes "shirley" when the word is "surely".

Cringe-worthy and very annoying..
A classic that will be with us forever. Fourty years in 2020. So don't hold your breath that it will disappear any time soon.
(Any time soon. A tragic phrase).
You do realise that a lot of it is because many people think that is how surely is spelled.
You can tell by how often it is used in a thread where humour is not required or tasteful.
For instance a thread will be running about some guy being broken hearted and thinking suicide is the only way out and some moron will write ' Shirley you must be able to get help' or some such fatuous nonsense. Completely inappropriate .

Bobberoo99

38,851 posts

99 months

Wednesday 1st May 2019
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I know it's been said before but witnessed it again this morning, people who don't indicate and people who are unable to corner or use a round about without staying in their lane!!! wkers!!!

Halmyre

11,244 posts

140 months

Wednesday 1st May 2019
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FredAstaire said:
People who press the button at a pedestrian crossing when I am already stood there and have already pressed the button.
The crossing near my place of work has a habit of resetting itself while you're not looking; you can be stood there wondering why the lights aren't changing then look down and the 'request' light is off. So people are in the habit of pressing it as a matter of course. Besides, it's a well known fact that the more times you press it, the quicker the lights will change...

Halmyre

11,244 posts

140 months

Wednesday 1st May 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
ambuletz said:
woman on the bus today.
Maybe she felt safer sitting next to you?

Maybe she was being stalked and she wanted to make it look like she was with someone?
Maybe she just doesn't like travelling 'backwards' (not a euphemism, I think).

doodlebug

746 posts

217 months

Wednesday 1st May 2019
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fttm said:
FredAstaire said:
People who press the button at a pedestrian crossing when I am already stood there and have already pressed the button.
Even more annoying , the people who hit the button then carry on walking into the crossing , on par with fking cyclists regards stupidity !
Not quite as annoying as those people who say, I am stood, I was stood, I was sat, etc.

smile

The Mad Monk

10,481 posts

118 months

Wednesday 1st May 2019
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doodlebug said:
fttm said:
FredAstaire said:
People who press the button at a pedestrian crossing when I am already stood there and have already pressed the button.
Even more annoying , the people who hit the button then carry on walking into the crossing , on par with fking cyclists regards stupidity !
Not quite as annoying as those people who say, I am stood, I was stood, I was sat, etc.

smile
Nor those people who use gratuitous emojis when correcting grammar.

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Wednesday 1st May 2019
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doodlebug said:
fttm said:
FredAstaire said:
People who press the button at a pedestrian crossing when I am already stood there and have already pressed the button.
Even more annoying , the people who hit the button then carry on walking into the crossing , on par with fking cyclists regards stupidity !
Not quite as annoying as those people who say, I am stood, I was stood, I was sat, etc.
smile
I find that annoying but only mildly, what I find more annoying, is the fact that if out of the kindness of your heart, you attempted to oh so gently and politely point out that saying these words was saying them in error, it would almost certainly not be welcomed.

Maddog710

20 posts

61 months

Wednesday 1st May 2019
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IMS bearing failed on my Porsche boxster
Get it done

FredAstaire

2,337 posts

213 months

Wednesday 1st May 2019
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doodlebug said:
Not quite as annoying as those people who say, I am stood, I was stood, I was sat, etc.

smile
Urgh.

john_1983

1,424 posts

149 months

Wednesday 1st May 2019
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Royal fking Mail again. Ordered new laptop on Amazon yesterday, should come with Prime today.

Postie has been and gone, no laptop. Checked tracking, and despite my address being Aberdeenshire, it's in Northern Ireland.

How is that even possible!?

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Wednesday 1st May 2019
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john_1983 said:
Royal fking Mail again. Ordered new laptop on Amazon yesterday, should come with Prime today.

Postie has been and gone, no laptop. Checked tracking, and despite my address being Aberdeenshire, it's in Northern Ireland.

How is that even possible!?
Amazon use Royal Mail for parcels in your area?

Only time Amazon stuff comes to me via RM is when it's in a small envelope/bubble pack.

Gary29

4,170 posts

100 months

Wednesday 1st May 2019
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Grown men using the word 'tummy' makes me sick to my tummy (rolleyes) even having to type it out.
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