How much do you earn?

[Monkeylegend]

valiant said:

Enough that I can afford 'quilted' toilet paper.

It's just how I roll...

Is that the bog standard answer?

[TheAngryDog]

valiant said:

Enough that I can afford 'quilted' toilet paper.

It's just how I roll...

2 or 3 ply? Or the coveted holy grail....... 4ply?

[campionissimo]

More than Jack Reacher, less than Lee Child.

[alorotom]

Monkeylegend said:

I bet you had a warm glow when you posted that

We stopped employing consultants at my last company when they all said they could save us between 10 and 15% on whatever they were looking at, enough to try and keep us interested but not too much to have to justify what went wrong when we couldn't achieve it, long after they had disappeared off site with their fat pay cheques.

Different type of consultant ... I have been subjected to the kind you mention though

[glenrobbo]

Pig benis said:

loskie said:

She really should stop Soliciting then and get another more honourable job!

I just read your comment out to her and I got the look. Whoops!

The Doghouse thread is that way ----->

[JS1500]

Apparently significantly more than the national average but still seemingly unable to pay for all the stuff I want and need. I blame you, government. I know you are reading this.
I feel sorry for the poor buggers earning the average, or less.

[glenrobbo]

TheAngryDog said:

valiant said:

Enough that I can afford 'quilted' toilet paper.

It's just how I roll...

2 or 3 ply? Or the coveted holy grail....... 4ply?

4 ply is acceptable, but only if it is infused with aloe vera... and skillfully and dexterously applied to the task by one of one's Handmaidens of the Stool.

[Master Bean]

Loadsamoney.

[Frank7]

Now, about 25% per month of what I usually earned per month when driving a Black Cab, which nagged at me slightly when I first hung up my badge, but after about three weeks it dawned on me that, although I could no longer slip into a bus lane, and go past all the civilians on the extremely rare occasions that I got behind the wheel of my wife's car, I also no longer had to contend with the mug amateurs who dither around, impeding a professional driver's working day.

[GetCarter]

Next month I will get absolutely no money into my bank account.

That’s the only thing I know for sure.

[Wacky Racer]

GetCarter said:

Next month I will get absolutely no money into my bank account.

That’s the only thing I know for sure.

Yes, but what about your numbered Swiss ones?

[ciege]

45 year old
13 years on 100k mortgage for house worth 400k
two kids 6 and 8
11 plate grand scenic
04 plate rover 75 (and in the club )
wife earns 14k for 2.5 days per week
i earn 43k 37 hours per week

not really sure what it matters on the interweb however, completely irrelevant I would have thought....??

[soad]

Not enough.

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

Nothing, zilch, nada

Those days are behind me

[Riley Blue]

Porridge GTI said:

Rude question perhaps but let's have it.

Such a vulgar question but since you posed it, how much do you earn?

[Bradgate]

Enough for all my needs, most of my wants and to be able to save to provide some security for the future.

Compared to 90% of the world's population, I'm extremely fortunate.

[soad]

soad said:

Not enough.

Expensive coke and hookers habit.

[55palfers]

This is Pistonheads.

We all have independent means and / or trust funds.

[schuey]

Quite a lot on paper,always seem to be bloody skint though but that's the joy of having kids I suppose! Having been effectively homeless with a baby,whilst washing cars on £30 a day once upon a time we are pretty comfortable really these days.

Anyway OP,how much do you earn?

[bristolbaron]

More than next year, less than the year after.