Astonishing Facts....

[av185]

loafer123 said:

If you talk about them quietly in the kitchen whilst they are watching telly in the living room, they will hear and they will remember the conversation for ever.

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So a 20 year old partner/ wife will remember all interesting conversations in adjoining rooms within her house for 75 years assuming she croaks it at 95.

Right.

[Shakermaker]

av185 said:

loafer123 said:

If you talk about them quietly in the kitchen whilst they are watching telly in the living room, they will hear and they will remember the conversation for ever.

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So a 20 year old partner/ wife will remember all interesting conversations in adjoining rooms within her house for 75 years assuming she croaks it at 95.

Right.

Not all the interesting conversations, no!

But that time you thought you were out of earshot, and said to a mate "oh man, she's really been frigid lately"... that'll come back to haunt you!

[Bonefish Blues]

I'm seriously thinking of putting Mrs BFB to work in the Thames Estuary, so good is she at dredging stuff up...

[PositronicRay]

Bonefish Blues said:

I'm seriously thinking of putting Mrs BFB to work in the Thames Estuary, so good is she at dredging stuff up...

They'll remember stuff that hasn't happened too.

Have you seen the film Sylvia

Gwyneth Paltrow (Sylvia Plath) face like thunder when Daniel Craig (Ted Hughes) enters the room.


Ted - I'm sorry
Sylvia- Why, what have you done?
Ted- I don't know yet.

[SpeckledJim]

A day late but here's some very sexy forging stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy4vTej97b8

Not to mention some powerful geek-friendly marketing!

[eybic]

I was once on Holiday in Greece and there was a guy walking out into the sea to see his Mrs on a lilo, she seemed to have the hump and he said "Have we had an argument that I don't know about?" I could barely contain my laughter.

[DRFC1879]

In my experience, women's multi-tasking can be summarised thus:

Taking three times as long to make a half-arsed job of two things.

[prand]

PositronicRay said:

They'll remember stuff that hasn't happened too.

Have you seen the film Sylvia

Gwyneth Paltrow (Sylvia Plath) face like thunder when Daniel Craig (Ted Hughes) enters the room.


Ted - I'm sorry
Sylvia- Why, what have you done?
Ted- I don't know yet.

My wife gets the hump with me over things she's dreamed!

[Greg_D]

prand said:

My wife gets the hump with me over things she's dreamed!

Massively this. I just don’t get it...

[av185]

A twopence coin weighs exactly twice as much as a one pence coin.

[Hugo a Gogo]

I'll be the pedant, one Penny

[bingybongy]

av185 said:

A twopence coin weighs exactly twice as much as a one pence coin.

And a £2 twice a £1

[denzilpc]

gothatway said:

Shuvi McTupya said:

Do you mind if i legally change my name to whatever your name is? i have always wanted to be unique.

Oddly enough, there are times I'd rather be one of many.

I wish i had a common name would have saved me a lot of aggro in the past LOL

[NoddyonNitrous]

Women are only good at multi-tasking because they are st at prioritising.

[bazza white]

A sexagenarian is someone who is between the age of 60 and 69.

[GIYess]

PositronicRay said:

Ted - I'm sorry
Sylvia- Why, what have you done?
Ted- I don't know yet.

So true

[Frimley111R]

NoddyonNitrous said:

Women are only good at multi-tasking because they are st at prioritising.

I'm using that one on Mrs 111R

Wish me luck.....

[Rawwr]

HTP99 said:

My wife can't multi task and when she is engrossed in something she just doesn't hear what anyone is saying to her; TBH I think this whole "women can multi task" thing is absolute bks, I have never met a woman who can multi task successfully.

Women are just good at doing lots of things poorly at the same time.

[paua]

Rawwr said:

HTP99 said:

My wife can't multi task and when she is engrossed in something she just doesn't hear what anyone is saying to her; TBH I think this whole "women can multi task" thing is absolute bks, I have never met a woman who can multi task successfully.

Women are just good at doing lots of things poorly at the same time.

You Sleeping on the couch tonight?

[Rawwr]

paua said:

You Sleeping on the couch tonight?

I can assure you I'm not