Golden Advice that you've received or learned?

Golden Advice that you've received or learned?

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ReaperCushions

6,037 posts

185 months

Saturday 3rd February 2018
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"Remember when you last ate beetroot"



Rostfritt

3,098 posts

152 months

Saturday 3rd February 2018
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Fake it until you make it

Try everything once, and if you didn't like it, you can always trying it once more just to make sure

Don't yuck on anyone's yums


av185

18,514 posts

128 months

Saturday 3rd February 2018
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loafer123 said:
“Never drink coffee after 5pm.”

I took the advice seriously. He was 80, wise, had built a successful company over decades and had a private jet.
Jet owned or leased though?

loafer123

15,448 posts

216 months

Saturday 3rd February 2018
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av185 said:
loafer123 said:
“Never drink coffee after 5pm.”

I took the advice seriously. He was 80, wise, had built a successful company over decades and had a private jet.
Jet owned or leased though?
Owned.

Not only that, he rented it out by the hour when he didn’t need it and made money on it.

He was a class act.

Roofless Toothless

5,673 posts

133 months

Saturday 3rd February 2018
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It seems rather topical now, but I can remember my dad once telling me:

"Never get involved in something you don't know how to get out of."

Japveesix

4,481 posts

169 months

Saturday 3rd February 2018
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"Never get involved in a land war in Asia"

And perhaps only slightly less well known

"Never go up against a Scicilian when death is on the line"

aquarianone

498 posts

178 months

Saturday 3rd February 2018
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Don't argue about things you don't care about, with people you do.

Don't worry about things you can't control.

Higgs boson

1,097 posts

154 months

Saturday 3rd February 2018
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Japveesix said:
"Never go up against a Scicilian when death is on the line"
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

MorganP104

2,605 posts

131 months

Saturday 3rd February 2018
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Higgs boson said:
Japveesix said:
"Never go up against a Scicilian when death is on the line"
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Is the poster referring to someone from the island of Sicily?

If so, the word is Sicilian.

If not, I'm stumped. confused

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

280 months

Saturday 3rd February 2018
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If it floats, flies or fks, you're in luck!




TwigtheWonderkid

43,403 posts

151 months

Saturday 3rd February 2018
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If your boss asks you to make the 10 people below you redundant, then his boss has asked him to make the 11 people below him redundant.

Turnover is for vanity, profit is for sanity.

blearyeyedboy

6,304 posts

180 months

Saturday 3rd February 2018
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Higgs boson said:
Japveesix said:
"Never go up against a Scicilian when death is on the line"
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Inconceivable!

Higgs boson

1,097 posts

154 months

Saturday 3rd February 2018
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blearyeyedboy said:
Higgs boson said:
Japveesix said:
"Never go up against a Scicilian when death is on the line"
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Inconceivable!
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

blearyeyedboy

6,304 posts

180 months

Sunday 4th February 2018
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Higgs boson said:
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
wink

thebraketester

14,246 posts

139 months

Sunday 4th February 2018
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Higgs boson said:
blearyeyedboy said:
Higgs boson said:
Japveesix said:
"Never go up against a Scicilian when death is on the line"
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Inconceivable!
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
Don’t be Sicily

Russian Troll Bot

24,989 posts

228 months

Sunday 4th February 2018
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Never try anything that you wouldn't want to explain to a paramedic

Roofless Toothless

5,673 posts

133 months

Thursday 15th February 2018
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There is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way.

Swanny87

1,265 posts

120 months

Saturday 17th February 2018
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"Brakes to slow gears to go". Whenever i get a lift with someone who changes down towards a red traffic light, my teeth start grinding.

"Don't marry the wrong person"

Dad taught me "never compromise on tyres"

"Being happy is more important than money"

Brother taught me "buy it cheap you buy it twice"

One from PH "never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"


Flying Fish

429 posts

167 months

Saturday 17th February 2018
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I took a friend of my Mum's with me to buy a Lotus once. I was hesitating about the deal, and I asked this friend to come with me because he is a massive petrol head and is really into his cars.

We arrived at the address and it was a small but really smart little cottage in a nice village, and the seller was very welcoming and friendly. On the test drive, before we'd got very far, my friend turned to me and said he thought I should buy it. When I asked why he said:

"Nice people sell nice things"

It's something which has gone through my head with every single vehicle purchase or indeed second hand purchase since then (2010 ish), and as an extension of that, I have also found the opposite to be true, " Horrible people sell crap things" I recently bought a motorbike off a bloke that was really pushy, impatient, flaky about when and where to meet and generally a bit of a dick. Turns out the bike is a bit st and I'm selling it asap as I've already bought a replacement. (From a bloke that seemed pretty nice)

So, if you're still on here, L8LUE, thanks for the advice. I loved that car.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,403 posts

151 months

Saturday 17th February 2018
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Swanny87 said:
One from PH "never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
That's stupid advice.