Golden Advice that you've received or learned?

[Evoluzione]

swisstoni said:

Better to keep your mouth shut, and let people suspect you are an idiot, than to open it and remove all doubt.

With a name like that I know you've done much better.

[sherbertdip]

Never put your finger where you wouldn't put your cock.

[av185]

You are guaranteed to get good money for a good car but not guaranteed to get bad money for a bad car.

[iwantagta]

Never send the first draft of the pissed off e-mail at work....

[abzmike]

You have two eyes, two ears and one mouth... they should be used in that proportion.

[swisstoni]

A fool and his money are soon parted.

[leefee]

You can only pi55 with fhe cock you've got.

[Condi]

av185 said:

You are guaranteed to get good money for a good car but not guaranteed to get bad money for a bad car.

What is that supposed to mean?

[Rostfritt]

sherbertdip said:

Never put your finger where you wouldn't put your cock.

I think if I put my cock on the chip and pin machine at Lidl they wouldn't let me back in.

The best advice I've heard recently was about hand hygiene during this crisis.

'Wash your hands like you've just been chopping chillies and you fancy a wk.'

[gooner1]

Never marry a woman that doesn't enjoy being spanked.


Cheers Mum.

Edited by gooner1 on Sunday 12th April 00:05

[TorqueDirty]

Trailhead said:

Constant aspiration makes a slave out of what would be a free man.

That is indeed pure gold.

I wish I had more gold!

[PositronicRay]

StanleyT said:

If you need to bury a body, dig a vertical grave, not a horizontal one. Leaves a lot less disturbed ground and it is much harder to find a body buried vertically.

Have you ever tried to dig a hole that shape?

[toastybase]

A cut in the hand is worth four up north

[slopes]

Never let it become personal

How you do anything should be how you do everything

Never let anger cloud your judgement

[StanleyT]

PositronicRay said:

StanleyT said:

If you need to bury a body, dig a vertical grave, not a horizontal one. Leaves a lot less disturbed ground and it is much harder to find a body buried vertically.

Have you ever tried to dig a hole that shape?

I'd imagine it would be like digging a hole for a large fence-post no?

The thread title was "advice you've received" not "advice you've been given and fully implemented thus finding out the fundamental difficulties of disposing of bodies". Oh, and only amateurs dispose of bodies in Lakes, eventually they float again. Far better to put a body in a fast moving river to let it float away from you and the scene of the crime.

Anyway, if someone really annoys you, step-back, think of the situation from their point of view and walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you will be a mile away and you'll have their shoes as well!

[av185]

Condi said:

av185 said:

You are guaranteed to get good money for a good car but not guaranteed to get bad money for a bad car.

What is that supposed to mean?

Good cars will always sell at the best price.

Whereas bad cars wont necessarilly sell even at the lowest price.

It's not that difficult to comprehend.

[av185]

Never spit or piss into the wind.

[TorqueDirty]

av185 said:

Condi said:

av185 said:

You are guaranteed to get good money for a good car but not guaranteed to get bad money for a bad car.

What is that supposed to mean?

Good cars will always sell at the best price.

Whereas bad cars wont necessarilly sell even at the lowest price.

It's not that difficult to comprehend.

Well it could mean that you might get good money for a bad car if the buyer doesn't know what to look for - so yours is only one possible interpretation isn't it?

I hope this not too difficult to comprehend.

[p1stonhead]

Rostfritt said:

sherbertdip said:

Never put your finger where you wouldn't put your cock.

I think if I put my cock on the chip and pin machine at Lidl they wouldn't let me back in.

The best advice I've heard recently was about hand hygiene during this crisis.

'Wash your hands like you've just been chopping chillies and you fancy a wk.'

Cutting chilis then taking out contact lenses is the one that made me wince!

[rich350z]

Don't fall in love with the first girl to let you into her knickers.