Flat Earthers- what to do with em
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shakotan said:
Ask him to phone a random business of his choosing in Australia at midnight his time, and ask them if it's daytime or night time.
haha thats a good un! bit like the scene in the Simpsons with Bart asking for the toilet to be flushed to see the water run anti clockwise! cool
rufmeister said:
Does he smoke weed?
Seems the people on my feed that believe in conspiracies, flat earth, illuminati etc, are all heavy weed smokers.
I know a handful of people who are in to their wacky baccy and they all are convinced of the illuminate - never noticed that but now you mention it! Seems the people on my feed that believe in conspiracies, flat earth, illuminati etc, are all heavy weed smokers.
CrutyRammers said:
MagicalTrevor said:
Leins said:
I'm a cube earther, so as to keep them all happy
Oooh, maybe the world is a cube and there are six opposing 'flat earth' factions trying to prevent their occupants reaching the wall. The controlling powers know it's a cube but hide this fact.Who's with me?
Stolen You can't tell them.
Many years ago a friend of mine who was in the RAF was on guard duty at an establishment that had something to do with Satcoms and had some big space pointing antennas. He told me he was patrolling the perimeter with another lad. As they got back to the main gate a car pulled in off the main road and the window wound down.
"where do you keep them then?" inquired the driver.
"Keep what?" my friend replied,
"you know, THEM, the spacecraft" the driver replied,
"Spacecraft?"
"Yes the alien spacecraft you have captured!, You're hiding them from us aren't you?" the driver came back,
At this point my friend realised he was dealing with a possible nutter and not just a wind up.
"I'm afraid can't comment on the matter" my friend replied hoping the driver would get the message and clear off.
"AH HA ! you're not denying it! I knew it was true, I knew it was true!" gleefully exclaimed the nutter as he sped off leaving my friend and his oppo staring down the road after him in somewhat bemused silence.
As someone else said, They Walk among Us......
Many years ago a friend of mine who was in the RAF was on guard duty at an establishment that had something to do with Satcoms and had some big space pointing antennas. He told me he was patrolling the perimeter with another lad. As they got back to the main gate a car pulled in off the main road and the window wound down.
"where do you keep them then?" inquired the driver.
"Keep what?" my friend replied,
"you know, THEM, the spacecraft" the driver replied,
"Spacecraft?"
"Yes the alien spacecraft you have captured!, You're hiding them from us aren't you?" the driver came back,
At this point my friend realised he was dealing with a possible nutter and not just a wind up.
"I'm afraid can't comment on the matter" my friend replied hoping the driver would get the message and clear off.
"AH HA ! you're not denying it! I knew it was true, I knew it was true!" gleefully exclaimed the nutter as he sped off leaving my friend and his oppo staring down the road after him in somewhat bemused silence.
As someone else said, They Walk among Us......
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