Modern toilets cannot cope
Discussion
davhill said:
colin_p said:
Blenheim Palace, new golden depository looks intriguing. Open to the public and for public use as well, which I think they will regret.
And theSuperbog has been half inched. But PH standards are definitely slipping. Nobody's mentioned that...
... The police have nothing to go on.
Hat tip to zb
Bad news for happy crappers everywhere.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-50835604
Will make little difference to many of us who are so used to getting such severe pins and needles by time spent on the pot that we can often collapse. The added bonus of these is that you'll get legs like Chris Hoy
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-50835604
Will make little difference to many of us who are so used to getting such severe pins and needles by time spent on the pot that we can often collapse. The added bonus of these is that you'll get legs like Chris Hoy
What is the perceived etiquette for stubborn skid marks when there is a queue waiting to use the toilet?
Scenario: You are at work, you finished your business disposing ot the bacon sandwich you ate 3 hours ago and after flushing, there is a streak of evidence left. There is no loo brush and you can hear feet shuffling outside, as the flush was clearly audible and someone is expecting the cubicle to become vacant. Do you wait and give is a second flush, or make a hasty exit and avoid all eye contact with everyone?
Scenario: You are at work, you finished your business disposing ot the bacon sandwich you ate 3 hours ago and after flushing, there is a streak of evidence left. There is no loo brush and you can hear feet shuffling outside, as the flush was clearly audible and someone is expecting the cubicle to become vacant. Do you wait and give is a second flush, or make a hasty exit and avoid all eye contact with everyone?
Some Guy said:
What is the perceived etiquette for stubborn skid marks when there is a queue waiting to use the toilet?
Scenario: You are at work, you finished your business disposing ot the bacon sandwich you ate 3 hours ago and after flushing, there is a streak of evidence left. There is no loo brush and you can hear feet shuffling outside, as the flush was clearly audible and someone is expecting the cubicle to become vacant. Do you wait and give is a second flush, or make a hasty exit and avoid all eye contact with everyone?
Lay a single sheet of paper on the water, like a lily pad, to mask your crime and then run away.Scenario: You are at work, you finished your business disposing ot the bacon sandwich you ate 3 hours ago and after flushing, there is a streak of evidence left. There is no loo brush and you can hear feet shuffling outside, as the flush was clearly audible and someone is expecting the cubicle to become vacant. Do you wait and give is a second flush, or make a hasty exit and avoid all eye contact with everyone?
I went in our facilities the other day and aborted, trap one was occupied and trap 2 looked like a crime scene, there was a chap in there, I dont think he was the offender in the tale but he said "You will need a grit blaster if you are going in there".
I work for a large company and there are many very highly educated individuals, a fair proportion of which are responsible for safety and security critical operations, but they cannot seem to operate a bog brush if they pebbledash the back of the pan, some a I swear are like hippos who go and have a tail that wags and liberally distributes their efforts.
I work for a large company and there are many very highly educated individuals, a fair proportion of which are responsible for safety and security critical operations, but they cannot seem to operate a bog brush if they pebbledash the back of the pan, some a I swear are like hippos who go and have a tail that wags and liberally distributes their efforts.
I got to work a morning last week at my customary time of 720 - I happened across a colleague (let's call him Dave) on the way out. He grinned, acknowledged me and left
I went in the toilets and headed for the end trap (the cubicles are out for a brainless reason) and was met with a veritable disaster scene: Blocked toilet, floater, skids and s
tty toilet paper - thankfully I'd not eaten yet...
I used a different trap and on my way out, a friend came in and I had to state "that mess in there WAS NOT ME".
After he was done - I mentioned it and, after some ribbing on his part, he said that "Dave" was a prolific toilet blocker and had form - and used to do it ALL the time in another building...
I went in the toilets and headed for the end trap (the cubicles are out for a brainless reason) and was met with a veritable disaster scene: Blocked toilet, floater, skids and s
tty toilet paper - thankfully I'd not eaten yet...I used a different trap and on my way out, a friend came in and I had to state "that mess in there WAS NOT ME".
After he was done - I mentioned it and, after some ribbing on his part, he said that "Dave" was a prolific toilet blocker and had form - and used to do it ALL the time in another building...
Blown2CV said:
sticking my neck out here to say I refuse to bog brush work stters. I don't get paid for that. I realise I will now attract hate.
Nope. Ours usually look like an albino hedgehog has rolled in some chocolate buttons and then tried to wipe them off with wet toilet paper. Having failed to do so then retiring to a waste deep Bovril filled plastic Jacuzzi.tters. I don't get paid for that. I realise I will now attract hate. So, not so much it's not a fair days pay more that unholstering it is likely to create more problems than it solves
Blown2CV said:
sticking my neck out here to say I refuse to bog brush work stters. I don't get paid for that. I realise I will now attract hate.
Unacceptable behaviour, IMHO. tters. I don't get paid for that. I realise I will now attract hate. If you don't want to clean it, then at least take precautions. My patented ABS ("Anti Brown Stains") technique is: three sheets of paper; dangle one end in water, slide towards front of bowl, lay excess back over the water.
I will even clean the loo after someone else, as I think it is disgusting to leave it for the next person.
We have a phantom bog skidder at work who leaves the bowl looking like a Guatemalan mud-slide or someone has played a game of 'freckles' in there. Annoys me royally. Despite regular firm-wide emails about toilet etiquette, he continues to leave the bowl in an appalling state.
AstonZagato said:
Blown2CV said:
sticking my neck out here to say I refuse to bog brush work stters. I don't get paid for that. I realise I will now attract hate.
Unacceptable behaviour, IMHO. tters. I don't get paid for that. I realise I will now attract hate. If you don't want to clean it, then at least take precautions. My patented ABS ("Anti Brown Stains") technique is: three sheets of paper; dangle one end in water, slide towards front of bowl, lay excess back over the water.
I will even clean the loo after someone else, as I think it is disgusting to leave it for the next person.
We have a phantom bog skidder at work who leaves the bowl looking like a Guatemalan mud-slide or someone has played a game of 'freckles' in there. Annoys me royally. Despite regular firm-wide emails about toilet etiquette, he continues to leave the bowl in an appalling state.
Separately the major issue at least in the London offices is that they have managed to find these super small toilet pans; the like of which I have never seen. You have to choose between your cock touching the front porcelain or your sheriff's badge leaving a perfect imprint on the seat. It makes having a s
t not terribly enjoyable. It is also not the done thing to wash your old chap in the sink afterwards. In that instance I would actually wipe my own st smear from the toilet seat but it makes me annoyed having to do it. Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff