Fat wife

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anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 15th April 2018
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rufusgti said:
This Is panning out to be the most PH thread in the history of PH.

Shame on you though, in all seriousness.
To be fair to DQ the poster he is replying to is totally barking.

supercommuter

2,169 posts

102 months

Sunday 15th April 2018
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CorradoTDI said:
Heroin.
This is an effective weight loss method. Some have said it's quite moreish.

So

26,291 posts

222 months

Sunday 15th April 2018
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supercommuter said:
CorradoTDI said:
Heroin.
This is an effective weight loss method. Some have said it's quite moreish.
Only really effective if you do it to the exclusion of eating. Otherwise it just slows down gut function and make you a bit fatter.


supercommuter

2,169 posts

102 months

Sunday 15th April 2018
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So said:
supercommuter said:
CorradoTDI said:
Heroin.
This is an effective weight loss method. Some have said it's quite moreish.
Only really effective if you do it to the exclusion of eating. Otherwise it just slows down gut function and make you a bit fatter.
Generally it's a good appetite suppressant. If really committed the spiralling costs will put a stop to food shopping.

I wouldn't recommend this approach.

DonkeyApple

55,326 posts

169 months

Sunday 15th April 2018
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desolate said:
rufusgti said:
This Is panning out to be the most PH thread in the history of PH.

Shame on you though, in all seriousness.
To be fair to DQ the poster he is replying to is totally barking.
The love child of Swiss Tony and Rowley Birkin QC.

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 15th April 2018
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DonkeyApple said:
The love child of Swiss Tony and Rowley Birkin QC.
They used the phrase "tapping that booty" - and I think they were serious.

Barking.


Edited by anonymous-user on Sunday 15th April 23:18

littleowl

781 posts

233 months

Sunday 15th April 2018
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Are we sure the OPs Missus is a bit of a chubber?

And not just powerfully built?

confused

bongtom

2,018 posts

83 months

Monday 16th April 2018
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My mate is a chubby chaser. Took us a while to realise but when you’re “undressing” the fit chicks in the pub you don’t notice your mate checking out the fat one at the back!

He said they’d always be suspicious of him as they’d often accuse him of doing it for a bet!

God he liked them obese. Yuk!
He dumped his long term GF because she lost weight but she still looked fat to any “normal” bloke.

jimPH

Original Poster:

3,981 posts

80 months

Monday 16th April 2018
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OldGermanHeaps said:
Jefferson Steelflex said:
OP despite some of the faux outrage on here what you are experiencing I would imagine is very common, and totally understandable. You fall in love with a person and an image, physical attraction is hugely important.

I was there myself maybe 7-8 years ago. I just tried to be tactful, and made it into a couples thing where we did the Couch to 5k and went to the gym together. No point telling her she’s fat, you need to have a plan to make it look like you’re part of it to.
Thats all fine and well, but the op is a bit hypocritical, he says he used to be a bodybuilder and now he's thin. What if what really floats his mrs boat is a bit of muscle? When you are married and have kids and settle down and get older things can change, thats when you discover if your relationship is based on the connection you have or superficial appearances.


She never liked me big, she always wanted my thinner. She even bought me skinny jeans a few years back!

Exige77

6,518 posts

191 months

Monday 16th April 2018
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jimPH said:
OldGermanHeaps said:
Jefferson Steelflex said:
OP despite some of the faux outrage on here what you are experiencing I would imagine is very common, and totally understandable. You fall in love with a person and an image, physical attraction is hugely important.

I was there myself maybe 7-8 years ago. I just tried to be tactful, and made it into a couples thing where we did the Couch to 5k and went to the gym together. No point telling her she’s fat, you need to have a plan to make it look like you’re part of it to.
Thats all fine and well, but the op is a bit hypocritical, he says he used to be a bodybuilder and now he's thin. What if what really floats his mrs boat is a bit of muscle? When you are married and have kids and settle down and get older things can change, thats when you discover if your relationship is based on the connection you have or superficial appearances.


She never liked me big, she always wanted my thinner. She even bought me skinny jeans a few years back!
OP, I think you did mention that earlier but some people are hard of reading beer

Dog Star

16,137 posts

168 months

Monday 16th April 2018
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bongtom said:
My mate is a chubby chaser. Took us a while to realise but when you’re “undressing” the fit chicks in the pub you don’t notice your mate checking out the fat one at the back!

He said they’d always be suspicious of him as they’d often accuse him of doing it for a bet!

God he liked them obese. Yuk!
He dumped his long term GF because she lost weight but she still looked fat to any “normal” bloke.
getmecoat

schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Monday 16th April 2018
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littleowl said:
Are we sure the OPs Missus is a bit of a chubber?

And not just powerfully built?

confused
It's the goatee that I find offputting.

The Real Stig

32 posts

85 months

Monday 16th April 2018
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Bring an empty bottle and have your male colleguaes make a contribution - then hand it over to the wife. You can take a spin in the car meanwhile.

br d

8,403 posts

226 months

Monday 16th April 2018
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The Real Stig said:
Bring an empty bottle and have your male colleguaes make a contribution - then hand it over to the wife. You can take a spin in the car meanwhile.
Lovely. It's a shame you don't post more often.

Kewy

1,462 posts

94 months

Tuesday 17th April 2018
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br d said:
The Real Stig said:
Bring an empty bottle and have your male colleguaes make a contribution - then hand it over to the wife. You can take a spin in the car meanwhile.
Lovely. It's a shame you don't post more often.
Now I want to know what the other 2 posts say.

Zod

35,295 posts

258 months

Tuesday 17th April 2018
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N-TY4C said:
If your wife is black don’t worry OP. She will notice the sex is now crap. She probably always thought sex with you (white guy average member) was crap anyway but compromised for gorgeous mixed kids and nice life.

You stop sex with her that’s fine OP, because she will have a black boy you will never know about tapping that booty very efficiently. She will dedicate herself to you and the children. She will stop asking you for sex. She may even kick you out and stay in the house you will pay for until kids are 18.

What’s really brilliant is because you are white, you feel superior to her and you think you are very smart, you think you are much smarter than her, so you will never ever see her coming. She is letting you think you are smart. She has her kids, her house and your income she is fine - good for her.

She is a black girl she will move on sexually with someone who will love her curves. Watch this space guys. Watch this space. The OP will get what’s coming to him.

Edited by N-TY4C on Saturday 14th April 00:12
You protest too much. I suspect the principal reason she doesn't enjoy the sex is that the OP struggles to find the right crevice between the folds.

DonkeyApple

55,326 posts

169 months

Tuesday 17th April 2018
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Aren’t you supposed to roll them in flour and look for the wet spot?

Zod

35,295 posts

258 months

Tuesday 17th April 2018
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DonkeyApple said:
Aren’t you supposed to roll them in flour and look for the wet spot?
Two problems with that:

1. fatties sweat a lot;

2. she might not be aroused.

DonkeyApple

55,326 posts

169 months

Tuesday 17th April 2018
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Zod said:
DonkeyApple said:
Aren’t you supposed to roll them in flour and look for the wet spot?
Two problems with that:

1. fatties sweat a lot;

2. she might not be aroused.
I guess you could solve problem 2 by waving some Mars bars around just out of reach?

Zod

35,295 posts

258 months

Tuesday 17th April 2018
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DonkeyApple said:
Zod said:
DonkeyApple said:
Aren’t you supposed to roll them in flour and look for the wet spot?
Two problems with that:

1. fatties sweat a lot;

2. she might not be aroused.
I guess you could solve problem 2 by waving some Mars bars around just out of reach?
Living dangerously!