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Contract Killer said:
How have I not come across the Steel Panthers before now? They could be my new favourite group! They are great in interviews too..
Dog Star said:
It makes me realise how lucky I am - I'd be just as happy nobbing Kylie as I would Rebel Wilson. Sex appeal to me is all that matters. Just as long as they don't wear flat shoes.
Kylie is what? Fiifty? Still single as far as I am aware. Now, I have spent most of my adult life wanting to interfere with her, but he solitude suggests that something is amiss.So said:
Kylie is what? Fiifty? Still single as far as I am aware. Now, I have spent most of my adult life wanting to interfere with her, but he solitude suggests that something is amiss.
Maybe being a full on A list celeb makes it nearly impossible to meet the ideal person for her who could be say a toilet cleaner instead by default she tries to meet people in her sphere who may be fake or whatever. 50 though and looks epic.
Serious comment (for once!) - you've mentioned that she's a black lady. I've always thought that black ladies in general tend to become a bit bigger over time, quite naturally (as in their genes) - not just through binge eating and drinking that their white sisters may have done to end up with a similar appearance.
Contract Killer said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l6vTw97QWs1. Go to drs with eldest kid
2. Tell Dr that kid is hyper (give child a can of cheap fizzy pop, 15 mins before appt time)
3. Leave with script for Ritalin
4. Spike Wife with Ritalin
5. Four weeks later you will have a exceptionally clean house, a skinny wife worthy of impregnating again with the look of an emaciated and slightly paranoid meerkat
6. Once third child has been hatched, repeat from stage 1.
2. Tell Dr that kid is hyper (give child a can of cheap fizzy pop, 15 mins before appt time)
3. Leave with script for Ritalin
4. Spike Wife with Ritalin
5. Four weeks later you will have a exceptionally clean house, a skinny wife worthy of impregnating again with the look of an emaciated and slightly paranoid meerkat
6. Once third child has been hatched, repeat from stage 1.
StevieBee said:
Well, he would do afterwards.
OP. Sign her up to Slimming World. Probably the most sensible and effective of all the 'fad' programmes out there.
Don't companies like that have a business model rely on people failing to maintain a lower weight?OP. Sign her up to Slimming World. Probably the most sensible and effective of all the 'fad' programmes out there.
Starvation followed by gluttony, and repeat?
As a nation, we seem to be unsuccessful at it, judging by the number of very fat younger woman and weedy younger blokes with guts
MC Bodge said:
Don't companies like that have a business model rely on people failing to maintain a lower weight?
Starvation followed by gluttony, and repeat?
As a nation, we seem to be unsuccessful at it, judging by the number of very fat younger woman and weedy younger blokes with guts
Absolutely. Just shames women into losing weight in front of others. Once they feel they no longer need to attend they put on all the pounds again.Starvation followed by gluttony, and repeat?
As a nation, we seem to be unsuccessful at it, judging by the number of very fat younger woman and weedy younger blokes with guts
There seems to be little recognition that it's a whole lifestyle change that's needed
So said:
Kylie is what? Fiifty? Still single as far as I am aware. Now, I have spent most of my adult life wanting to interfere with her, but he solitude suggests that something is amiss.
She was just an example, first tiny skinny totty I can think of.Personally I think the OP is a jammy git - I'm partial to most shapes, but black girls with big bottoms are top of the list by a mile. I think he should just roll with it.
Dog Star said:
So said:
Kylie is what? Fiifty? Still single as far as I am aware. Now, I have spent most of my adult life wanting to interfere with her, but he solitude suggests that something is amiss.
She was just an example, first tiny skinny totty I can think of.Personally I think the OP is a jammy git - I'm partial to most shapes, but black girls with big bottoms are top of the list by a mile. I think he should just roll with it.
Dog Star said:
So said:
Kylie is what? Fiifty? Still single as far as I am aware. Now, I have spent most of my adult life wanting to interfere with her, but he solitude suggests that something is amiss.
She was just an example, first tiny skinny totty I can think of.Personally I think the OP is a jammy git - I'm partial to most shapes, but black girls with big bottoms are top of the list by a mile. I think he should just roll with it.
That's no way to refer to a lady
Shuvi McTupya said:
Contract Killer said:
How have I not come across the Steel Panthers before now? They could be my new favourite group! They are great in interviews too..Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff