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poo at Paul's said:
If you're lucky she will start getting banged bandy some random chaps whilst your away for weeks on end and that will burn a bit off. May even help with kid #3 if you get my drift. If it is not quite the right colour, just tell people it is albeno / healthy tanned as appropriate.
HTH
Apparently Brown Children happen when the Mother takes too much Demerara Sugar during pregnancy...HTH
(Still Game - BBC Scotland - 12th April 2018)
MC Bodge said:
Having slim, fit, active, healthy friends.
That's one of the secrets, I suspect.
Actually being present and being a Dad instead of leaving all the work for her to do on his frequent 6-8 week haunts out of he country. That's one of the secrets, I suspect.
Above suggestion could really make someone who is self aware into depression.
BAM225 said:
Boils my piss when people pretend they've bought cars they haven't guess we all have a opinion eh.
You wouldn’t know your 3 years too late to that party matey - joined 20months ago talking about something which is 60+ months ago and it boils your piss give over you joker you. Next you’ll be annoyed about the abdication all those decades ago.
Welshbeef said:
MC Bodge said:
Having slim, fit, active, healthy friends.
That's one of the secrets, I suspect.
Actually being present and being a Dad instead of leaving all the work for her to do on his frequent 6-8 week haunts out of he country. That's one of the secrets, I suspect.
Above suggestion could really make someone who is self aware into depression.
Stop being a knobber.
SCEtoAUX said:
Shuvi McTupya said:
Contract Killer said:
How have I not come across the Steel Panthers before now? They could be my new favourite group! They are great in interviews too..
AndrewEH1 said:
I doubt these 6-8 weeks out of the country are him sat on a beach sleeping. He's probably working his ass off providing for his family.
Stop being a knobber.
Being a Dad is full on work / being a stay at home mum is a massively big job non stop 24/7. Stop being a knobber.
To be out of he country 6-8weeks at a time no input in the Dad part at all .... and it sounds like you might view Dad’s working in the U.K. don’t work their arses off as such have capacity to help with the parenting.
So defending the absent father who comes online abusing his “fat” wife.
OP has posted the indefensible and needs to have a word with himself - it’s abhorrent.
adam85 said:
Shuvi McTupya said:
How have I not come across the Steel Panthers before now? They could be my new favourite group! They are great in interviews too..
They're brilliant... favourite has to be their Tiger Woods song 
Shuvi McTupya said:
Benni said:
Spare tyre said:
Pay a tuba player to follow her about all day
Really in tears from laughter by that, top tip.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aIqx1McVI
Edited by FN2TypeR on Friday 13th April 14:49
Welshbeef said:
Being a Dad is full on work / being a stay at home mum is a massively big job non stop 24/7.
To be out of he country 6-8weeks at a time no input in the Dad part at all .... and it sounds like you might view Dad’s working in the U.K. don’t work their arses off as such have capacity to help with the parenting.
So defending the absent father who comes online abusing his “fat” wife.
OP has posted the indefensible and needs to have a word with himself - it’s abhorrent.
Ah yes, i forgot, everybody works 9-5 in an office. To be out of he country 6-8weeks at a time no input in the Dad part at all .... and it sounds like you might view Dad’s working in the U.K. don’t work their arses off as such have capacity to help with the parenting.
So defending the absent father who comes online abusing his “fat” wife.
OP has posted the indefensible and needs to have a word with himself - it’s abhorrent.
Perhaps he is working away to provide for his family and then he spends 6-8 weeks at home as a full time father, you know, not part time from 6-8pm and an hour in the morning.
I will agree that his post regarding his wife is t
ttish though.schmunk said:
Nanook said:
What's a 'bullet maker'
I guess it's an insult, but what does it mean?
Or have you just done that thing where you take an adjective or two and a noun to make a random insult, you actual squinty coathanger?
Wind your neck in, you flaming cheese puncher.I guess it's an insult, but what does it mean?
Or have you just done that thing where you take an adjective or two and a noun to make a random insult, you actual squinty coathanger?
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