A lesson learnt for an angry old lady

[BigMon]

I've read through the whole thread and, OP, I'm afraid you come across as a childish buffoon.

I wonder, if the boot were on the other foot, and you came back to find a bunch of soiled wet wipes on the base of the windscreen of your Porsche whether you would just laugh it off or post a different thread on here about louts putting dirty wet wipes on your car.

You should be ashamed of yourself but I expect you'll just post another 'hilarious' rejoiner.

[RATATTAK]

MrJuice said:

Someone who cannot lift their hands to clean bird st from their head sounds disabled enough to have a blue badge

How come you don't have one OP?

You'll just have to wonder Mr Juice as I certainly will not be discussing my family's medical conditions with you on an open forum

[FN2TypeR]

RATATTAK said:

FN2TypeR said:

His wife did.

Yea that quote from Randy has already been refuted so Id be grateful if you didn't add insult to injury by re-quoting it !

Funny though

Wow

[Wiccan of Darkness]

RATATTAK said:

poo at Paul's said:

Can't your wife clean her own head?

No, I'm her carer

Taking this at face value and naturally never one to follow the sheeple over the cliff until a soft landing can be established, does this mean your WIFE has a blue badge, and the miserable self-entitled old woman automatically assumed that as you were able bodied, you had no right to be there - yet it was your passenger that was disabled?

Not all disabled people use sticks or wheelchairs. Not all cars with a blue badge even have a disabled driver. A young guy I know of (met him a few times) has a blue badge, and at first glance you'd think he was taking the pizz. Mid 20's, looks fine. But has crohns so bad some days he can't move let alone walk. One day he parked up to empty his colostomy bags and gain respite, got back to his car to find an equally angry aggressive self-entitled old bloke effing and blinding, who promptly jabbed his dole pole in to lads stomach. Put him in hospital for 3 weeks. Apparently, even when furnished with the facts, the old bloke showed no remorse and maintained he was in the right.

Bang out of order for the old woman to become so angry and aggressive from the out set. Op you should have just walked away cos she sure as hell couldn't.

Frowny face for the wet wipes though. From your description she's the sort who wouldn't even pick them off and throw them on the floor - merely operate the windscreen wipers until the wipes detach and disappear in to the verge to be consumed by an anorexic stoat.

Are you sure it was bird poo? Wasn't a councilista in a zafira discarding a McFlurry, as McFlurries look like and taste like bird st. The clue is if it's followed by a small plastic spatula akin to the ones provided in specimen pots for stool samples.

[oilbethere]

castex said:

oilbethere said:

I'm with the old lady. You're a .

I wouldn't go this far, but she was right and you were entirely in the wrong. Behave differently.

I was right!

[Badda]

RATATTAK said:

Badda said:

I'm calling bks on that as you alluded to the fact something would happen when they started the engine.

Not sure where you got that 'fact' from ... please be kind enough to quote

Edited by RATATTAK on Saturday 21st April 18:23

You've deleted the comment now so I can't quote it as you well know.

It was along the lines 'Let's just say she'll have had a surprise when she started her engine!' which clearly alludes to something exhaust related rather than placing them carefully on the windscreen.

I just think you're a massive bullstter. You're probably not 72, you already said you lied about being a surgeon and your wife is blonde yet elderly? Nothing stacks up other than you consistently being a selfish child.

[Kermit power]

RATATTAK said:

Kermit power said:

Absolutely agree.

The only reasonable action - beyond a) not making this whole story up or b) not blocking the disabled parking spot in the first place would've been to apologise, move the car immediately and then finish cleaning up the mess.

As for "guess what I did with the wet wipes hahaha", surely it's illegal not only for twelve year olds to drive, but also for them to be married?

Thanks for your opinion ... makes me wonder how you treat your wife/partner

As previously mentioned, I treat my wife with enough love and respect not to embarrass her by parking in a disabled parking bay just to clean up a little bit of bird crap.

Anyway, you can try as long as you want to turn this thread round, but I suspect that from now on, you’ll just be remembered by anyone who has read it as “that pathetic fool who thought it was funny to get into an argument with a disabled couple and then come on here seeking applause”.

[anonymous-user]

RATATTAK said:

MrJuice said:

Someone who cannot lift their hands to clean bird st from their head sounds disabled enough to have a blue badge

How come you don't have one OP?

You'll just have to wonder Mr Juice as I certainly will not be discussing my family's medical conditions with you on an open forum

Complete bks. You’ve said you’re her carer. She would be entitled to a blue badge. Why hasn’t she got one?
To save you the effort, the reason is she’s not elderly or disabled, nor are you 72.
Either the entire story is a fabrication or, having been called out on your tttish behaviour you’ve gone into back track mode with the lame “I left them on the windscreen” claim.

Ah well, it passes for entertainment I suppose!

[Mr2Mike]

DoubleD said:

This all would have been a non event if the OP had found a better place to stop, now that we can all agree on.

I cant stand selfish tts that leave their car in outside of a parking space, causing an obstruction for everyone driving past. A real ahole move. Far better to temporarily use a disabled space in this instance provided you are prepared to move your car if the space is required by a blue badge holder.

Still you hopefully feel a bit better now youve managed to unload a small fraction of your faux outrage reserves.

[Robertj21a]

Mr2Mike said:

DoubleD said:

This all would have been a non event if the OP had found a better place to stop, now that we can all agree on.

I cant stand selfish tts that leave their car in outside of a parking space, causing an obstruction for everyone driving past. A real ahole move. Far better to temporarily use a disabled space in this instance provided you are prepared to move your car if the space is required by a blie badge holder.

No, no no !!

Disabled spaces are there for disabled people. What is it that you can't understand about that ?

There's no such thing as 'temporarily' using a disabled space. A disabled person needs to see that a space is free, or else they end up travelling much further on and have to walk back (often in pain).

Jeeessus, what is it about PH and the utter lack of respect ?

[stuartmmcfc]

I’ve got absolutely no idea why the OP wanted to start this thread and what sort of reply’s he was expecting?

[DoubleD]

Mr2Mike said:

DoubleD said:

This all would have been a non event if the OP had found a better place to stop, now that we can all agree on.

I cant stand selfish tts that leave their car in outside of a parking space, causing an obstruction for everyone driving past. A real ahole move. Far better to temporarily use a disabled space in this instance provided you are prepared to move your car if the space is required by a blue badge holder.

Still you hopefully feel a bit better now youve managed to unload a small fraction of your faux outrage reserves.

I cant stand people who park in disabled spaces when they shouldnt. If you remain with the car then its far better to stop somewhere at the side and move it if you need to. It was only a bit of bird poo.

Outrage? No im fine love, but say what you like if it makes you feel a little better.

[595Heaven]

https://bit.ly/2kczsvb

You must be very proud.

[Monkeylegend]

RATATTAK said:

and the surgeon bit is not true

Edited by RATATTAK on Saturday 21st April 21:05

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

I was hoping you would start a thread titled "Ask a surgeon anything"

[paua]

This is where wet wipes end up : www.google.co.nz/search?q=fatberg&rlz=1C1GGRV_...

after you're finished with them.

[Douglas Quaid]

Ari said:

This reminds me of a thread a few years ago when a Posche owner found a parking ticket on his car and drove around the car park looking for the attendant and informed him that he’d only ticketed the car because he was jealous!

That one was better though, as the OP recruited some chums from the Porsche forum and they all told his critics that they were just jealous!

Forget how it ended now, pretty sure it was with OP convinced that the entire world was just jealous.

Are you sure he thought the world was jealous rather than envious?

[Badda]

stuartmmcfc said:

I’ve got absolutely no idea why the OP wanted to start this thread and what sort of reply’s he was expecting?

Because he has no awareness of his own poor manners he expects others to be the same and thought we'd laugh at him shoving wet wipes up a disabled pensioners exhaust.

[gothatway]

RATATTAK said:

Read the thread before commenting

Hint: it's probably not a good move to encourage people to read the whole thread. Do you want everyone to realise what a prize dick you are?

[Flat6er]

People with inconspicuous cars should behave conspicuously.

You give us porsche drivers a bad name.

I'm sure there was somewhere else to park.

And even without the retaliation your actions were dickish at best.

[Bill]

Indeed. I suspect the OP didn't mean to reinforce the stereotype that Porsche drivers are entitled knobs, but that would seem to be the lesson the disabled old lady got.