A lesson learnt for an angry old lady

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Jag_NE said:

it sounds odd that a little bit of bird st attracted a small crowd of good samaritans....did your wife have some sort of emotional breakdown, or were they all horrified porsche enthusiasts?

My wife was in a bit of a state ... car was OK thanks

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Kermit power said:

Absolutely agree.

The only reasonable action - beyond a) not making this whole story up or b) not blocking the disabled parking spot in the first place would've been to apologise, move the car immediately and then finish cleaning up the mess.

As for "guess what I did with the wet wipes hahaha", surely it's illegal not only for twelve year olds to drive, but also for them to be married?

Thanks for your opinion ... makes me wonder how you treat your wife/partner

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languagetimothy said:

These.

And pointed out to the wifey that any that's left will come out easily next time she has it bleached.

Foolish comment but thanks

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V8mate said:

Oh dear. This thread hasn't gone well for the OP.

I fear there's no chance now of him coming clean about shoving a bunch of stty wet wipes up the Kia's exhaust.

We'll never know.

Ah 'tis you who suggested the exhaust pipe solution

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andy_s said:

OP, go calm yourself down, you've behaved ttishly for absolutely no reason.

Your lack of understnding speaks volumes about you

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LHRFlightman said:

Old couple come back and find their car won't start.
They call AA.
AA discover wet wipes up exhaust.
CCTV shows Mr tt doing the deed and driving off in his Porsche.
Mr tt gets a knock on the door from BIB.

How you feeling now, Mr tt?

I'm fine thanks ... you're good - you should write fiction for a living

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bhstewie said:

You parked in a disabled space when you and your wife aren't disabled and when someone called you out on it you (we presume because you haven't been back to the thread) put litter up their exhaust?

If that's the case there's only one person in the wrong here and that would be you.

You assume too much !

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S100HP said:

You taught a disabled old couple a lesson. Well done OP. You're my new hero.

Nice to have someone on my side

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MrGTI6 said:

As far as I can tell, you haven't clarified whether or not you and/or your wife are disabled.

So are you disabled or just selfish?

Neither

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silverfoxcc said:

Looks like old Rat attack has seen the earlier thread about getting his mates in to slag us all off!!!

Time for bed Foxy, you're not making sense as usual

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Roman Rhodes said:

I know OP stressed “blonde” but surely she’s able to open a glove box and find her own head whilst the car is moving?

Unfortunately she's not so that's why I had to do it

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poo at Paul's said:

A bird poo'd on his car.
He is a massive selfish mangina who should count himself lucky a bit of bird st is the most important thing he has to worry about.

You haven't read the thread have you ? So your comment is not relevant

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Blib said:

It wasn't an emergency and this wasn't the only space available. What It was was the only place the OP chose to park in.

That's unless you are suggesting that every other parking place within five miles was already occupied........?

FYI It was the only space available in the vicinity unless I blocked the circulation route completely

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24lemons said:

I’m just here for the wet wipes. I need to know what happened to them!!!!

You'll have to read the thread I'm afraid

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Vaud said:

Cotty said:

He wasn't denying the couple the space, they just had to wait a litt. A temporary inconvenience, not something to get angry and aggressive about.

For either party...

I was cool - she was the one with the attitude

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Nanook said:

Who was aggressive? The Granny?

Yes the old lady was certainly immediately aggressive

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andy_s said:

Learn some manners.

Read the thread before commenting

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MrJuice said:

Someone who cannot lift their hands to clean bird st from their head sounds disabled enough to have a blue badge

How come you don't have one OP?

You'll just have to wonder Mr Juice as I certainly will not be discussing my family's medical conditions with you on an open forum