Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 4]

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

nonsequitur said:

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

The classic one for this is to say (quickly) fk you very much. They're torn in their mind as to if you said thank or fk you very much

YMBJ. If true, very

I've never personally used it, but saving it for when I come across a special prick. Even better, if they say pardon reply 'thank you very much'. To doubly confuse them.

Other quips.. at Mc'ds, order (for EG) a Big Mac. When they ask 'is that a meal' reply 'no, just a snack'

If ever pulled by a copper and they ask 'do you have anything on you you shouldn't have reply 'yes'. When he asks what respond 'your missus's phone number'

OK, that last one probably wouldn't end well....

[S1KRR]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

I've never personally used it, but saving it for when I come across a special prick. Even better, if they say pardon reply 'thank you very much'. To doubly confuse them.

Other quips.. at Mc'ds, order (for EG) a Big Mac. When they ask 'is that a meal' reply 'no, just a snack'

If ever pulled by a copper and they ask 'do you have anything on you you shouldn't have reply 'yes'. When he asks what respond 'your missus's phone number'

OK, that last one probably wouldn't end well....

Its no wonder Sarah married you with that level of wit...

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

S1KRR said:

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

I've never personally used it, but saving it for when I come across a special prick. Even better, if they say pardon reply 'thank you very much'. To doubly confuse them.

Other quips.. at Mc'ds, order (for EG) a Big Mac. When they ask 'is that a meal' reply 'no, just a snack'

If ever pulled by a copper and they ask 'do you have anything on you you shouldn't have reply 'yes'. When he asks what respond 'your missus's phone number'

OK, that last one probably wouldn't end well....

Its no wonder Sarah married you with that level of wit...

Nah, she married me for my massive johnson. The wit is just an added bonus.

Edited by Fermit and Sexy Sarah on Saturday 23 November 20:35

[George Smiley]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

S1KRR said:

They don't get a "Thank You" when I get my receipt either!
(that last bit I always want to do, but courtesy takes over and I thank them anyway )

The classic one for this is to say (quickly) fk you very much. They're torn in their mind as to if you said thank or fk you very much

Whilst working in Brussels we used to say bos hoer instead of bonjour, always raised a smile

[Alucidnation]

S1KRR said:

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

I've never personally used it, but saving it for when I come across a special prick. Even better, if they say pardon reply 'thank you very much'. To doubly confuse them.

Other quips.. at Mc'ds, order (for EG) a Big Mac. When they ask 'is that a meal' reply 'no, just a snack'

If ever pulled by a copper and they ask 'do you have anything on you you shouldn't have reply 'yes'. When he asks what respond 'your missus's phone number'

OK, that last one probably wouldn't end well....

Its no wonder Sarah married you with that level of wit...

[nonsequitur]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

nonsequitur said:

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

The classic one for this is to say (quickly) fk you very much. They're torn in their mind as to if you said thank or fk you very much

YMBJ. If true, very

I've never personally used it, but saving it for when I come across a special prick. Even better, if they say pardon reply 'thank you very much'. To doubly confuse them.

Other quips.. at Mc'ds, order (for EG) a Big Mac. When they ask 'is that a meal' reply 'no, just a snack'

If ever pulled by a copper and they ask 'do you have anything on you you shouldn't have reply 'yes'. When he asks what respond 'your missus's phone number'

OK, that last one probably wouldn't end well....

Time on your hands, Fermo?

[nonsequitur]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

Nah, she married me for my massive johnson.

Edited by Fermit and Sexy Sarah on Saturday 23 November 20:35

She should have gone to Specsavers.

[vonuber]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

Nah, she married me for my massive johnson. The wit is just an added bonus.

Wondered where Boris was hanging out.

[njw1]

RATATTAK said:

Ayahuasca said:

Did Bryan Adams really buy his first real six-string from the five and dime?

Don't know but he was 11 when he did it

Allegedly that song wasn't written about the year 1969......

[nonsequitur]

njw1 said:

RATATTAK said:

Ayahuasca said:

Did Bryan Adams really buy his first real six-string from the five and dime?

Don't know but he was 11 when he did it

Allegedly that song wasn't written about the year 1969......

But lots of rhyming with 'nine'.

[Johnspex]

vonuber said:

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

Nah, she married me for my massive johnson. The wit is just an added bonus.

Wondered where Boris was hanging out.

'Johnson'. Oh good, another fake American.

[deeen]

nonsequitur said:

njw1 said:

RATATTAK said:

Ayahuasca said:

Did Bryan Adams really buy his first real six-string from the five and dime?

Don't know but he was 11 when he did it

Allegedly that song wasn't written about the year 1969......

But lots of rhyming with 'nine'.

He could have bought it from the 7-11, in '77?

[nonsequitur]

deeen said:

nonsequitur said:

njw1 said:

RATATTAK said:

Ayahuasca said:

Did Bryan Adams really buy his first real six-string from the five and dime?

Don't know but he was 11 when he did it

Allegedly that song wasn't written about the year 1969......

But lots of rhyming with 'nine'.

He could have bought it from the 7-11, in '77?

Collect your Ivor Novello award at the door.

[RizzoTheRat]

njw1 said:

Allegedly that song wasn't written about the year 1969......

Pretty sure he's stated that a few times in interviews.

[MartG]

[Flibble]

Eggs come in cardboard, no? Or is this some American thing?

[StevieBee]

MartG said:

Because, Captain Picard, an egg box is a materclass in packaging design offering optimum protection at the minimum cost whereas batteries required added protection to prevent inadvertent shorting and the risk of fire during transit.

So stick that up your photon torpedo tube and smoke it sunshine.

[Chestrockwell]

Why does every public washroom have scent free soap now? I feel like nothing is safe from being offensive, unhealthy or bad for the environment.

Why is scented soap not in use anymore, is it banned?

Will the UK turn into a communist country?

Edited by Chestrockwell on Monday 25th November 15:46

Edited by Chestrockwell on Monday 25th November 15:47

[Shakermaker]

Chestrockwell said:

Why does every public washroom have scent free soap now? I feel like nothing is safe from being offensive, unhealthy or bad for the environment.

Why is scented soap not in use anymore, is it banned?

Will the UK turn into a communist country?

Edited by Chestrockwell on Monday 25th November 15:46

Edited by Chestrockwell on Monday 25th November 15:47

Probably because the unscented stuff is cheaper in bulk, or, the scent isn't noticeable to you because it smells like everything else?

Or, maybe you aren't going to the right bathrooms? Unless you think the ban has only occurred in the last week or so?

[classicaholic]

Chestrockwell said:

Why does every public washroom have scent free soap now? I feel like nothing is safe from being offensive, unhealthy or bad for the environment.

Why is scented soap not in use anymore, is it banned?

Will the UK turn into a communist country?

Edited by Chestrockwell on Monday 25th November 15:46

Edited by Chestrockwell on Monday 25th November 15:47

It usually is naff so you don't use it or nick it - saves money!