Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 4]
Discussion
gothatway said:
Timmy45 said:
Ah but if you put a Jaffa cake in a pond it will sink, the same as a biscuit. Therefore a biscuit. A cake will float due to it's tiny air pocket buoyancy.
That's outrageous. Who the hell puts cake in a pond ? Shooting would be too good for them.Shakermaker said:
gothatway said:
Timmy45 said:
Ah but if you put a Jaffa cake in a pond it will sink, the same as a biscuit. Therefore a biscuit. A cake will float due to it's tiny air pocket buoyancy.
That's outrageous. Who the hell puts cake in a pond ? Shooting would be too good for them.V8mate said:
Shakermaker said:
gothatway said:
Timmy45 said:
Ah but if you put a Jaffa cake in a pond it will sink, the same as a biscuit. Therefore a biscuit. A cake will float due to it's tiny air pocket buoyancy.
That's outrageous. Who the hell puts cake in a pond ? Shooting would be too good for them.Timmy45 said:
captain_cynic said:
How do stores (Tesco, Morrisons, et al.) produce biscuits so cheap?
I'm currently enjoying Tesco Brand Custard Creams and I've got a packet of Tesco Jam Sandwich Creams (Jammie Dodgers) at home, both packs cost about 40p. Jammie Dodgers are usually a quid a pack.
Checked the pack and it says it was produced in the UK so there goes my theory of them being made from the crushed dreams of 3rd world kids.
I bet all of the components are produced in SE Asia, then air freighted to the UK for final assembley allowing them to be sold as 'made' in the UK. I'm currently enjoying Tesco Brand Custard Creams and I've got a packet of Tesco Jam Sandwich Creams (Jammie Dodgers) at home, both packs cost about 40p. Jammie Dodgers are usually a quid a pack.
Checked the pack and it says it was produced in the UK so there goes my theory of them being made from the crushed dreams of 3rd world kids.
I do remember the day we ran short on mayonnaise, so used custard, turmeric and excess salt and pepper in the mix (we used to mix tonnes at a time each day) for Coronation chicken. It was cheaper to have a batch rejected from customer complaints than to fail to deliver!!!! Don't remember any significant complaints on that batch but I presume most sandwich consumers just chuck it in the bin rather than go back and complain. Our internal QA person was "easily influenced" to look the other way (by a years supply of 50 kg manufactured ham 'squares' or other food item for sale on the black market!
Timmy45 said:
Flibble said:
captain_cynic said:
Flibble said:
Bear in mind that some biscuits are VAT exempt (though not those snickers bars I suspect).
I had to Google that. It gave me a chuckle to read:"In the eyes of UK law, biscuits and cakes are necessities and are zero rated."
Chocolates and chocolate covered biscuits are not VAT exempt, but chocolate covered cake is.
The are called cakes, they are soft like a cake, and they go stale like a cake.
If you make a big one it looks very much like a cake.
98elise said:
Timmy45 said:
Flibble said:
captain_cynic said:
Flibble said:
Bear in mind that some biscuits are VAT exempt (though not those snickers bars I suspect).
I had to Google that. It gave me a chuckle to read:"In the eyes of UK law, biscuits and cakes are necessities and are zero rated."
Chocolates and chocolate covered biscuits are not VAT exempt, but chocolate covered cake is.
The are called cakes, they are soft like a cake, and they go stale like a cake.
If you make a big one it looks very much like a cake.
Now this is a strange one. About 10 years ago I knocked out one of my front top teeth in a fall and so now have a false tooth on a plate. To hold it in I use fixodent, just like the old people on the adverts who enjoy the cinema and eating apples. The vast majority of food isn't a problem to my tooth, I just tend to bite up with my bottom tooth more than biting down when eating something an apple. One food that does always cause a problem is corn on the cob. Loose sweetcorn is fine, but if I have corn on the cob, even biting up with my bottom teeth, within a few minutes my tooth comes loose. It's almost like the better or the juice is eating the tooth glue. Anyone else have the same problem? If so, WTF is that all about t!
Clockwork Cupcake said:
talksthetorque said:
you couldn't possibly eat a whole bag full of in one sitting.
Show me a packet of biscuits and I'll show you an empty wrapper.
Only way I can deal with it is to not buy them. It was an absolute bugger walking into Lidl when hungry and the biscuits were the first thing on your left.
Perhaps we should start a biscuity equivalent of the stopping drinking thread.
gazzarose said:
Now this is a strange one. About 10 years ago I knocked out one of my front top teeth in a fall and so now have a false tooth on a plate. To hold it in I use fixodent, just like the old people on the adverts who enjoy the cinema and eating apples. The vast majority of food isn't a problem to my tooth, I just tend to bite up with my bottom tooth more than biting down when eating something an apple. One food that does always cause a problem is corn on the cob. Loose sweetcorn is fine, but if I have corn on the cob, even biting up with my bottom teeth, within a few minutes my tooth comes loose. It's almost like the better or the juice is eating the tooth glue. Anyone else have the same problem? If so, WTF is that all about t!
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FiF said:
Clockwork Cupcake said:
talksthetorque said:
you couldn't possibly eat a whole bag full of in one sitting.
Show me a packet of biscuits and I'll show you an empty wrapper.
Only way I can deal with it is to not buy them. It was an absolute bugger walking into Lidl when hungry and the biscuits were the first thing on your left.
Perhaps we should start a biscuity equivalent of the stopping drinking thread.
I may have been using diversion tactics initially but it looks as though I am amongst friends, with the Magnus Magnussons ( if you are old enough to remember his catchphrase) of the biscuit eating world.
My record is sitting down to watch a football match as a student - and polishing off 16 penguins before half time.
My god that sounds wrong.
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