Tell us Something Really Trivial about your Life (VOL 30)
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I'm sorry i don't speak Northerner!!!
Mrs Bobbers has baked, we have whisky soaked fruitcake and blueberry marzipan cakes, we also have the mincemeat ready for her mincepies tomorrow, when they come to cut the side of the house out to remove me when my weight finally reaches 54 stone you chaps will visit me in hospital on the obesity ward won't you???
Mrs Bobbers has baked, we have whisky soaked fruitcake and blueberry marzipan cakes, we also have the mincemeat ready for her mincepies tomorrow, when they come to cut the side of the house out to remove me when my weight finally reaches 54 stone you chaps will visit me in hospital on the obesity ward won't you???
Sounds very nice Bobbers. Cut you out of the house though? I know of a much quicker means of extraction, no need to bugger about with Stihl saws and the like. Give me a call say Boxing Day if you need a hand.
If it's of any help I'm quite well versed in speaking Northern {well, Geordie in fact. Compulsory really having spent a good bit of time with Mrs B}.
"Howay man Bomma, ya bloody wazzock. Yous'll set the shed a-had if ya diven't gan canny. Daft friggin' knacka yous are".
Anyhow, must think about a nightcap and bed. Just a small glass of Metaxa Twelve Star should be good, it's all one needs really.
I swear they use some sort of brandy base and pinch some Avgas to add to it. It'll certainly see you in the Land of Noddy Blinkums without further ado
If it's of any help I'm quite well versed in speaking Northern {well, Geordie in fact. Compulsory really having spent a good bit of time with Mrs B}.
"Howay man Bomma, ya bloody wazzock. Yous'll set the shed a-had if ya diven't gan canny. Daft friggin' knacka yous are".
Anyhow, must think about a nightcap and bed. Just a small glass of Metaxa Twelve Star should be good, it's all one needs really.
I swear they use some sort of brandy base and pinch some Avgas to add to it. It'll certainly see you in the Land of Noddy Blinkums without further ado
glenrobbo said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Well, i'm me, and you're you, so there's me and you sorted!!! 
So we're the Facquarwi?Pericoloso said:
That is EXACTLY like the bike I found.....^^^^
Huawei is a mobile phone receiving device ,like this.....
but more mobile.
a) Huawei is a mobile phone receiving device ,like this.....
but more mobile.
That was going to be my chosen mount for our S Club "Tour de FranSe" in 2015 but it was excluded from entering because its' superior technology would have given me an unfair advantage.b) I know, but I prefer to think of it as "Who are we?"
GOG440 said:
If I remember my elderly gags, the fukawi tribe are 3 foot tall pygmies that live in the 4 foot pampas grass and run around jumping and shouting "we`re the fukawi" (joke works best with a yorkshire accent)
Your memory serves you well, young Gog And their near neighbours are the much taller Oomigooli tribe who find it quite painful running through the long spikey grass....
after a dreadful night's sleep there's the distinct possibility I may be found slumped somewhere during the day!!!! I had some VERY strange dreams last night too!!!! 
It's slowly emptying out here as people take the last of their leave, unfortunately I'm here till the very end!!!
Now I don't want to be alarmist but does our illustrious and venerable leader realise we need to start organising theshambolic rush organised military like change from Vol30 to Vol31???
Now I don't want to be alarmist but does our illustrious and venerable leader realise we need to start organising the
We've got to wade waist-deep through around 27 pages of trivia yet, Bobbers.
Just be careful the current doesn't doesn't do a "Swept by the undertow, my life is outta control..." on you.
Keep a firm grasp on the safety rope and you'll be okay.
I'm sure our illustrious leader has a rescue plan formulating in his brilliant mind as we speak.
Once it's been ratified, approved and passed by the escape committee, wheels shall be set in motion and we'll all becrushed to d hauled to safety and wrapped up in thermal blankets and given a nice warming bowl of broth. 
Meanwhile, just hang on and be strong.
Just be careful the current doesn't doesn't do a "Swept by the undertow, my life is outta control..." on you.
Keep a firm grasp on the safety rope and you'll be okay.
I'm sure our illustrious leader has a rescue plan formulating in his brilliant mind as we speak.
Once it's been ratified, approved and passed by the escape committee, wheels shall be set in motion and we'll all be
Meanwhile, just hang on and be strong.
V6 Pushfit said:
Bobberoo99 said:
I will be completely honest I had forgotten that the TT Christmas Beano was last night, who went and how was it???
Cheapest night I've had in ages, that's all I'm permitted to say as it was Category A* Security Protocol Aren't you off somewhere today?
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