Tell us Something Really Trivial about your Life (VOL 30)

[Pericoloso]

DickyC said:

Pericoloso said:

251st page in 40 post sized forum threads......

Just how long can the Sunderland circle for ,there's no water handy to land it on near V31.

We have special dispensation. And I have the barbecue up to nearly white hot awaiting your arrival. Over.

Thanks ,just coming up to the Trivton and Trumpton crossroads ,just another 4 hours driving needed to get to V31.

I have many sausage rolls ,reduced to 30p ,eat by tonight ,or tomorrow if I increase my life insurance.

[DickyC]

Do any of you know If there is any similarity between the Sunderland and a Thames Barge? What I have in mind is the old saying about a Thames Barge being able to sail on a heavy dew. What I'm hoping is that the Sunderland can land on that damp area near Trivton Farm.

[glenrobbo]

Pericoloso said:

251st page in 40 post sized forum threads......

Just how long can the Sunderland circle for ,there's no water handy to land it on near V31.

We have ample fuel reserves: virtually a full house of petrol.

That is what "Bingo fuel" means, right?.

No worries.
We can loiter for hours. I am expert at loitering!

It looks very dark down there, I can't see any lights. I hope we're the right way up.

[Pericoloso]

Best of 2 Ronnies on tv now.

4 candles/Fork handles now playing.....genius......

[DickyC]

V Hour minus 4h 21m

[Bobberoo99]

I'm not flying. i'm sailing round and round in circles!!!!! How the hell am i supposed to get this ruddy landing craft over to Vol31??? The vicars getting sea sick and the Chief Constable keeps asking me are we there yet!!!!

[DickyC]

Tell him it's V minus 3h 42m.

[moneymakestheworldgoaround]

Happy new year everybody!!!!

I’ll be too fked by midnight to wish it to everybody

[ambuletz]

Looks like i need to catch up. I've had one and a half shots so far this evening(this glass does 40ml).

[DickyC]

V Hour minus 2h 28m.

And counting.

[Pericoloso]

You've upset Pothole with your LOTUS comment.
But then he makes me look like Michael McIntyre,miserable sod.

[DickyC]

Poor chap enjoys being miserable.

[moneymakestheworldgoaround]

Where the fk is volume 31?

[Bobberoo99]

Right!!!!! I've managed to stop going round in circles and we're heading for the Upper Trivton canal, now when we make onto the canal is it left or right?????

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

Right!!!!! I've managed to stop going round in circles and we're heading for the Upper Trivton canal, now when we make onto the canal is it left or right?????

Right past the butchers, second left at the Ferret & Trouser

[DickyC]

moneymakestheworldgoaround said:

Where the fk is volume 31?

10 for passion
1 for observation

The V Hour to which we have been referring all evening is in two hours' time.

V for Volume.

Volume 31 opens its pages at midnight.

[Pericoloso]

First post in V31 gets a volume of free Noms.
Subject to T's n C's.
DC is not eligible.
Sorry.

[anonymous-user]

Before the end of the thread I would like to request the presence of the hitherto hidden Mod.

That Mod is solely responsible for our very being on behalf of PH. Has been in the background and will be the stand in Sunderland pilot when Bomma passes out...

Mod Of This Parish...

Over to you

[moneymakestheworldgoaround]

DickyC said:

10 for passion
1 for observation

The V Hour to which we have been referring all evening is in two hours' time.

V for Volume.

Volume 31 opens its pages at midnight.

I have no idea what’s going on

[Scrump]

V6 Pushfit said:

Before the end of the thread I would like to request the presence of the hitherto hidden Mod.

That Mod is solely responsible for our very being on behalf of PH. Has been in the background and will be the stand in Sunderland pilot when Bomma passes out...

Mod Of This Parish...

Over to you

Mod central calling in.
We have you on our radar.
Standing by to terminate Vol 30.