Tell us Something Really Trivial about your Life (VOL 30)

[Bobberoo99]

Morning Cooped

[coopedup]

Sorry Dicky

[Bobberoo99]

So sorry Dicky

[coopedup]

Bobberoo99 said:

Morning Cooped

Morning Bobbers enjoy your breakie, sounds bloody marvellous!!

[glenrobbo]

Morning Bobbers. Morning cooped.

Sorry Dicky.


That breakfast sounds pretty good, Bobbers. : Nom!

Oh bugger!


Some people sur le continent think that we anglais tuck into a full English every morning.

They don't realise that in reality, a true full English breakfast usually consists of a pint mug of tea and two Park Drive.

Well, enough of this banter, I must get my sausage on the go.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

The owner is a serial apologiser. It's a pain.

"Would you like a coffee."
"No, thanks, mate."
"Oh, sorry, sorry."
"Stop apologising."
"Oh, sorry, sorry."

Do you mean like a baguette?

[Bobberoo99]

Thanks chaps twas indeed marvellous, 2 sausage, 2 fried eggs, 4 bacon, hash browns, black pudding, beans, bubble and squeak and toast and a mug of coffee!!!!

[coopedup]

Bobberoo99 said:

Thanks chaps twas indeed marvellous, 2 sausage, 2 fried eggs, 4 bacon, hash browns, black pudding, beans, bubble and squeak and toast and a mug of coffee!!!!

Please stop all this food banter, I am bloody starving but in the process of trying to shed a few pounds, you are not helping!!
Hoping the wind dies down a bit today, I want to go and fly my drone

[glenrobbo]

coopedup said:

Hoping the wind dies down a bit today.

Sorry about that, cooped.

It's my happy bowel syndrome.

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Thanks chaps twas indeed marvellous, 2 sausage, 2 fried eggs, 4 bacon, hash browns, black pudding, beans, bubble and squeak* and toast and a mug of coffee!!!!

Wot? No tomato? No mushrooms? No fried bread? And coffee? And what's all this hash brown stuff & nonsense???

That's not a full English. It's an abomination, a corruption of our traditional Sunday morning repast.
Is nothing sacred???




I blame the septics.
Bloody deviants!
Next thing you know they'll be shoving ruddy pancakes and syrup on top!



* ETA: it does however score bonus points for the bubble & squeak.

Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 19th August 11:39

[anonymous-user]

DickyC said:

The owner is a serial apologiser. It's a pain.

"Would you like a coffee."
"No, thanks, mate."
"Oh, sorry, sorry."
"Stop apologising."
"Oh, sorry, sorry."

My accountant is just like that - I’ll ask her if she collects tractors.

When she does it now I leave a slight pause and then say ‘it’s ok, it’s not your fault’.

[anonymous-user]

Thinking about it, having an accountant who apologies all the time is a bit of a worry. Particularly if she gets used to thinking just ‘sorry’ is the answer to anything she’s actually done wrong.

Hmmm

[anonymous-user]

Talking of wind I was going to put the ridge sheets on the barn this morning they’re 3m long and I was going to do it from one end without a scaffold and shin along the ridge as I go.

a) Mrs P has sussed my plans and banned me from doing it. Something to do with the wait at A&E being long on a Sunday and everyone’s coming at 3pm
b) ITS TOO BLOODY WINDY

It’s b) that’s stopped me. Honest
So I’ve repaired to the garage before marinating the chicken for later.

[Bomma220]

V6 Pushfit said:

DickyC said:

The owner is a serial apologiser. It's a pain.

"Would you like a coffee."
"No, thanks, mate."
"Oh, sorry, sorry."
"Stop apologising."
"Oh, sorry, sorry."

My accountant is just like that - I’ll ask her if she collects tractors.

When she does it now I leave a slight pause and then say ‘it’s ok, it’s not your fault’.

I worked with a chap who had a very similar trait, in fact his nickname was 'Sorry'.

I remember he once walked headlong into a set of trestles in a workshop, split his forehead open and apologised to them. 'Sorry, sorry, my fault entirely. Sorry.'

Probably a fair shout though, thinking about it. The trestles had been there for about a week minding their own business.

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

Thanks chaps twas indeed marvellous, 2 sausage, 2 fried eggs, 4 bacon, hash browns, black pudding, beans, bubble and squeak and toast and a mug of coffee!!!!

That sounds great I could go for that but it would do me in for the day. According to Fitbit I’m doing 4000+ calories a day on this building lark but still get knocked out with a big meal.

[Bobberoo99]

Root beer, it's weird, not unpleasant but weird!!!!

[coopedup]

V6 Pushfit said:

That sounds great I could go for that but it would do me in for the day. According to Fitbit I’m doing 4000+ calories a day on this building lark but still get knocked out with a big meal.

I know the feeling, I only eat once a day but then again it is a fairly substantial pile of grub.

[Bobberoo99]

coopedup said:

V6 Pushfit said:

That sounds great I could go for that but it would do me in for the day. According to Fitbit I’m doing 4000+ calories a day on this building lark but still get knocked out with a big meal.

I know the feeling, I only eat once a day but then again it is a fairly substantial pile of grub.

once a day?!?!? I can barely keep it to once every 3hours!!!!

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Root beer, it's weird, not unpleasant but weird!!!!

I prefer root beer squared!


Does root beer taste anything like dandelion & burdock?
Or sarsaparilla?
Or Dr. Pepper?

[DickyC]