Tell us Something Really Trivial about your Life (VOL 30)

Tell us Something Really Trivial about your Life (VOL 30)

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Bobberoo99

38,712 posts

99 months

Monday 12th November 2018
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Pericoloso said:
I never cook proper ,just ask the food snobs on the pic of your dinner thread....frown

Some are quite rude about my diet...lick

I find it delicious.

I once again brought back 10KGs of pasta from Italy.

That'll last me 5 minutes....Nom !
I think you're selling yourself short there Peri, the food snobs may not think you cook but compared to a lot of people you are a cordon bleu chef!!!

Fell asleep watching stuff on the laptop, off to bed now night night chaps!!!

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Monday 12th November 2018
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Remind me to never watch Police Interceptors ,EVER again ,the perps shown tonight were just mind blowingly

unbelievable ,including a c20yo bloke who gave his father's birthdate ,or what he thought it was and tried to pass himself

off as 52yo ,although when asked he said 42yo ,maths not a strong point.

Then there was a prog on the M25 ,bunch of tools featured on that too.

GOG440

9,247 posts

191 months

Monday 12th November 2018
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Pericoloso said:
Remind me to never watch Police Interceptors ,EVER again ,the perps shown tonight were just mind blowingly

unbelievable ,including a c20yo bloke who gave his father's birthdate ,or what he thought it was and tried to pass himself

off as 52yo ,although when asked he said 42yo ,maths not a strong point.

Then there was a prog on the M25 ,bunch of tools featured on that too.
This is all way too local for me, all this is shot within 15 miles of my home

Bobberoo99

38,712 posts

99 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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Morning chaps wavey
Shot within minutes of your home eh GOG, are you sure you've never featured on it?!? scratchchin

Spiralised courgette, now we've seen adverts for it but can't quite get our heads round it, I take it you have to buy some expensive piece of kitchenalia to spiralise with????

Anywho I would normally wax lyrical about another day of fun and frolicks making stuff at wemakeplanebits.com, but to be honest with all the changes being forced on us, the disruption and a new manager who appears to be completely lost at the moment, it's not a lot of fun being there.

DickyC

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49,801 posts

199 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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The counselling session for spiralised courgettes is due to start if anyone is interested.

Bobberoo99

38,712 posts

99 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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DickyC said:
The counselling session for spiralised courgettes is due to start if anyone is interested.
Oooohhh, oohhh, me me I'm interested!!!! byebye
Where's it being held? Plesea tell me it's not in the outside cludgie like the last counselling session on "Living with claustrophobia" was!!! grumpy

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,801 posts

199 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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Bobberoo99 said:
Oooohhh, oohhh, me me I'm interested!!!! byebye
Where's it being held? Plesea tell me it's not in the outside cludgie like the last counselling session on "Living with claustrophobia" was!!! grumpy
In the potting shed. There's no fear of claustrophobia since Battert blew the roof off at the successful conclusion of his Perfecting the Petard Period. Clearly I mean successful for that particular design of petard not for the general wellbeing of the potting shed.

Bobberoo99

38,712 posts

99 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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DickyC said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Oooohhh, oohhh, me me I'm interested!!!! byebye
Where's it being held? Plesea tell me it's not in the outside cludgie like the last counselling session on "Living with claustrophobia" was!!! grumpy
In the potting shed. There's no fear of claustrophobia since Battert blew the roof off at the successful conclusion of his Perfecting the Petard Period. Clearly I mean successful for that particular design of petard not for the general wellbeing of the potting shed.
Ah, I did wonder where the roof had gone to!!! It's not that I didn't notice it was missing, it's just that sometimes it's best not to mention these things, you know, seeing as some of the residents have no recollection of certain "Incidents" and are prone to the occasional melancholic outburst when asked about them!!!!

glenrobbo

35,289 posts

151 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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DickyC said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Oooohhh, oohhh, me me I'm interested!!!! byebye
Where's it being held? Plesea tell me it's not in the outside cludgie like the last counselling session on "Living with claustrophobia" was!!! grumpy
In the potting shed. There's no fear of claustrophobia since Battert blew the roof off at the successful conclusion of his Perfecting the Petard Period. Clearly I mean successful for that particular design of petard not for the general wellbeing of the potting shed.
Why does nobody show any consideration for the agoraphobic helicoiled avocados?
Surely it's not too much to ask? weeping

On a different note, does anyone remember the awful crush at the village hall on the evening that the lovely Miss Fortescue-Pratt of the Women's Institute was due to demonstrate her "Unusual Ways with Flowers & Fruit"?
I have never seen a squash like that in such a narrow entrance.
It's lucky the airfield fire truck.was so quick on the scene to deploy the foam cannon, or there could have been many more casualties.
I think that was the time that the Chief Constable suffered his first groin strain and the Vicar was castigated.

Terrible business, eh Bomma?



Bobberoo99

38,712 posts

99 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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glenrobbo said:
DickyC said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Oooohhh, oohhh, me me I'm interested!!!! byebye
Where's it being held? Plesea tell me it's not in the outside cludgie like the last counselling session on "Living with claustrophobia" was!!! grumpy
In the potting shed. There's no fear of claustrophobia since Battert blew the roof off at the successful conclusion of his Perfecting the Petard Period. Clearly I mean successful for that particular design of petard not for the general wellbeing of the potting shed.
Why does nobody show any consideration for the agoraphobic helicoiled avocados?
Surely it's not too much to ask? weeping

On a different note, does anyone remember the awful crush at the village hall on the evening that the lovely Miss Fortescue-Pratt of the Women's Institute was due to demonstrate her "Unusual Ways with Flowers & Fruit"?
I have never seen a squash like that in such a narrow entrance.
It's lucky the airfield fire truck.was so quick on the scene to deploy the foam cannon, or there could have been many more casualties.
I think that was the time that the Chief Constable suffered his first groin strain and the Vicar was castigated.

Terrible business, eh Bomma?
It's not something I like to dwell on too much, I've never seen a mans face go that particular shade of puce before, or since for that matter!!!! yikes

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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DickyC said:
The counselling session for spiralised courgettes is due to start if anyone is interested.
They're taking over the world here, I tell ya

moneymakestheworldgoaround

4,079 posts

176 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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Never drive to/around London on a weekday,

On other stories, isnt Wimbledon a sthole... eek

Bobberoo99

38,712 posts

99 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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moneymakestheworldgoaround said:
Never drive to/around London on a weekday,

On other stories, isnt Wimbledon a sthole... eek
nono It can't be!!!! The Wombles all clean it up, making good use of stuff everyday folks leave behind, it says so in the song!!!!!

glenrobbo

35,289 posts

151 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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moneymakestheworldgoaround said:
Never drive to/around London on a weekday,

On other stories, isnt Wimbledon a sthole... eek
Yes, it is rather Common.
I guess the Wombles must be hibernating.

glenrobbo

35,289 posts

151 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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Wimbledon looks like it has suffered a plague of undead Wombles:

A Wombie Apocalypse! yikes

Where is Spiny Norman when you need him?

Bobberoo99

38,712 posts

99 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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Don't talk to me about the undead, I'm still having nightmares about the walking dead!!!! I'm a sensitive soul me, all delicate and in touch with my feminine side doncha know!?!?!

Oi!!! Stop sniggering!!!!

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,801 posts

199 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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glenrobbo said:
Wimbledon looks like it has suffered a plague of undead Wombles:

A Wombie Apocalypse! yikes

Where is Spiny Norman when you need him?
The Trivialites of Trivton Magna are we...

Quick! Get Mike Bart on the phone.

Jim AK

4,029 posts

125 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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DickyC said:
The Trivialites of Trivton Magna are we...

Quick! Get Mike Bart on the phone.
Mike Bart?

‘‘Twas Mike Batt what wrote that Wimbledon ditty, or do you mean Lionel Bart’s Son, always assuming he has one!


DickyC

Original Poster:

49,801 posts

199 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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I wrote Mike Batt but r and t look sufficiently similar that I missed my phone's hilarious habit of changing things for no reason.

We should start a thread where we post what we would have liked to have written and what predictive text would have preferred us to write.

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

The registration in her fall's mainly because the plain.

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,801 posts

199 months

Tuesday 13th November 2018
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Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York.

How is thus wonder mate furious summed but thus sin if You.
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