Tell us Something Really Trivial about your Life (VOL 30)

[glenrobbo]

Dicky, was it a single malt loaf that you were enjoying? Sounds good to me.

I too am full of squidgy goodness, but I have to work hard keeping it topped up.

Poor Mum! Dicky, can't you arrange some toilet facilities downstairs for her so she doesn't have to venture outside via "les portes françaises" to the shrubbery whenever she needs a wee?
A Portapotti or something?
It must be freezing out there.

Show a bit of compassion, man.

Meanwhile,
Pushfit has lost it.
SWTH is riding shotgun on the trains.
Fatboy is back from the Land of Christmas markets, beer and snow.
Bomma is back from the balmy shores of the Land of Aphrodite and Metaxa.

I wonder which one will re-acclimatise the quickest?

It's cold and grey and wet and windy out there.
Despite that, I am just about to venture outside.
I may be some time.
I need to replenish my supplies of medication.

I'm ok for Beautifully Butterfully.
but I wouldn't mind a nice bit of crumpet to go with it.

Wish me luck chaps.
Bye!

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

Dicky, was it a single malt loaf that you were enjoying? Sounds good to me.

I too am full of squidgy goodness, but I have to work hard keeping it topped up.

Not a single malt loaf, an individual bit of malt loaf in its own wrapper. About the size of a Milky Way.

That's a Milky Way not the Milky Way.

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

Poor Mum! Dicky, can't you arrange some toilet facilities downstairs for her so she doesn't have to venture outside via "les portes françaises" to the shrubbery whenever she needs a wee?
A Portapotti or something?
It must be freezing out there.

Show a bit of compassion, man.

You'll be telling me next I should have fixed the roof of the earth closet.

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

I would much prefer butter Dicky, but my cholesterol was starting to creep over 5 so we've switched to Flora Pro-Activ!!
Still have butter on me crumpets though, sacrilege to have anything else!!!

Dicky's Dictum of the Day:

One with butter is worth ten with spread. *


*Applies to everything.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Bobberoo99 said:

I would much prefer butter Dicky, but my cholesterol was starting to creep over 5 so we've switched to Flora Pro-Activ!!
Still have butter on me crumpets though, sacrilege to have anything else!!!

Dicky's Dictum of the Day:

One with butter is worth *a* ten with *a*spread. *


*Applies to everything.

FTFY!!!

[DickyC]

Oh, yes, I see.


I don't.

[nonsequitur]

Raking up leaves under the apple trees on a windy day. A fruitless task.

[DickyC]

nonsequitur said:

Raking up leaves under the apple trees on a windy day. A fruitless task.

That's the core of the problem.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Oh, yes, I see.


I don't.

"A ten" is a perfect lady form, "A spread" should therefore be self explanatory, the use of butter on either of them would be a great way to spend an evening!!!!

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

"A ten" is a perfect lady form, "A spread" should therefore be self explanatory, the use of butter on either of them would be a great way to spend an evening!!!!

Perfect lady form. Spread.

I see.

It's a picnic, isn't it? With one's lady. On the riverbank. Gingham table cloth, triangular sandwiches and a Thermos. That sort of thing.

I'm right, aren't I?

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Bobberoo99 said:

"A ten" is a perfect lady form, "A spread" should therefore be self explanatory, the use of butter on either of them would be a great way to spend an evening!!!!

Perfect lady form. Spread.

I see.

It's a picnic, isn't it? With one's lady. On the riverbank. Gingham table cloth, triangular sandwiches and a Thermos. That sort of thing.

I'm right, aren't I?

Correct Dicky, well done!!!
Bless, so young, so naive, so impressionable, so.......... ...corruptable!!!!

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

"A ten" is a perfect lady form, "A spread" should therefore be self explanatory, the use of butter on either of them would be a great way to spend an evening!!!!

10. Wasn't that the score that Dudley Moore awarded to Bo Diddly in that film "Arthur"?

Or am I getting mixed up with those ice skaters, Pearl & Dean?

I tend to get a little confused from time to time. I think it's my ague.


Why would you keep earth in a closet???

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

nonsequitur said:

Raking up leaves under the apple trees on a windy day. A fruitless task.

That's the core of the problem.

Do those apple i-pod things have dual cores?

[Pericoloso]

fatboy18 said:

Back from Germany
Christmas Markets and Beer
Even had Snow too

You returned just in time as the bent Archbishop has requested your parking space at the Towers.

Being adjacent to the only lamp post ,he has a cable to tap into the light's power source to charge up

his new Nissan Loaf.

I'm sure he's not a real Archbishop.

[Bobberoo99]

Pericoloso said:

fatboy18 said:

Back from Germany
Christmas Markets and Beer
Even had Snow too

You returned just in time as the bent Archbishop has requested your parking space at the Towers.

Being adjacent to the only lamp post ,he has a cable to tap into the light's power source to charge up

his new Nissan Loaf.

I'm sure he's not a real Archbishop.

That maybe because he's not an Archbishop, his name is Archie Bishop and his stand-up act is impersonating a drunk clergyman!!!!

[Pericoloso]

Bobberoo99 said:

Pericoloso said:

fatboy18 said:

Back from Germany
Christmas Markets and Beer
Even had Snow too

You returned just in time as the bent Archbishop has requested your parking space at the Towers.

Being adjacent to the only lamp post ,he has a cable to tap into the light's power source to charge up

his new Nissan Loaf.

I'm sure he's not a real Archbishop.

That maybe because he's not an Archbishop, his name is Archie Bishop and his stand-up act is impersonating a drunk clergyman!!!!

Dammit ,next time I see his Loaf parked ,I'm going to let his tyres down.

[glenrobbo]

Pericoloso said:

Dammit, next time I see his Loaf parked, I'm going to let his tyres down.

Why not just have it sliced and toasted? Dicky has plenty of butter, and I've got some Marmite.
Or marmalade if you prefer something a bit fruity.

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

Pericoloso said:

Dammit, next time I see his Loaf parked, I'm going to let his tyres down.

Why not just have it sliced and toasted? Dicky has plenty of butter, and I've got some Marmite.
Or marmalade if you prefer something a bit fruity.

I like both on my toast, not at the same time you understand, sometimes i'm fruity, sometimes I'm savoury, I have been known to go WAY off piste though and do both at the same time, I once came home a little worse for wear and had a lemon curd and pickled onion sandwich!!!!!

[anonymous-user]

This evenings objective: shot blast paint off V6 heads

This evenings outcome: do my back in lugging the heads about. Have laugh with an old boy who races a Marcos GT and acquire some aircraft paint stripper.

[DickyC]

For reasons I don't understand we're going to shot blast V6's head.