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[Kewy]

shakotan said:

Neil Chambers said:

Hi all,

Neil Chambers here.

Rugby is about to kick off here. The trip to Jewsons went well as I have about 40kg of granite tiles in the boot.

Not sure what I’m going to use them for mind but good to have a batch in the garage.

Cheers,

Neil Chambers

Hi Neil, I crossed out the things you don't need to write every time you post.

Thanks.

Personally, if Neil Chambers stops signing off as Neil Chambers then I'm out of here.

[ApOrbital]

Neil Chambers once went into a subway and ordered a foot long.


The rest is history.

[Bobberoo99]

I've told you all already, Neil Chambers is an internationally renowned hit man taking on the really nasty jobs that other internationally renowned hitmen are too squeamish to ever consider!!!!!

[Timmy45]

Bobberoo99 said:

I've told you all already, Neil Chambers is an internationally renowned hit man taking on the really nasty jobs that other internationally renowned hitmen are too squeamish to ever consider!!!!!

I might have a job for him.

Neil, you up for tracking and killing a giant wildboar mutant terror pig in Wales? I can pay you in deer meat.

Edited by Timmy45 on Thursday 14th June 16:13

[Halb]

57Ford said:

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:

Neil Chambers having read the last 8 pages.......

This must be getting more & more likely.
I bet you think the whole place is full of loonies, Neil? It definitely is.
Except for you and me

No me! I'm fine


now it's cuddle time

[Halb]

Timmy45 said:

Are you saying Neil Chambers is bi-sexual??

Neil Chambers transcends sexuality, and the corporeal, he is the single point of certainty in a universe of movement

[The Nur]

Kewy said:

Neil Chambers just messaged me and said the granite tiles are to put cheese on and have for supper.

You've been messaged by an imposter. Neil Chambers doesn't eat cheese. Neil Chambers spreads the whole cow on a granite tile. Neil Chambers eats a herd at a time.

Neil Chambers.

[Exige77]

Hello

Exige77 Here

Just saying

Good Bye

Exige77

Just taking a leaf out of you know who’s many volumes

[DanielSan]

shakotan said:

Neil Chambers said:

Hi all,

Neil Chambers here.

Rugby is about to kick off here. The trip to Jewsons went well as I have about 40kg of granite tiles in the boot.

Not sure what I’m going to use them for mind but good to have a batch in the garage.

Cheers,

Neil Chambers

Hi Neil, I crossed out the things you don't need to write every time you post.

Thanks.

This is either like when David Hasseloff started joining in the joke of being The Hoff, or one of PH’s more amusing trolls.

[glenrobbo]

Mr-B said:

Wouldn't it be great if Neil Chambers turned out to be a spambot? No? Just me then.

Don't be ridiculous!

Spambots do not use granite tiles for crackers.

[glenrobbo]

Hi, shakotan here.

shakotan said:

Neil Chambers said:

Hi all,

Neil Chambers here.

Rugby is about to kick off here. The trip to Jewsons went well as I have about 40kg of granite tiles in the boot.

Not sure what I’m going to use them for mind but good to have a batch in the garage.

Cheers,

Neil Chambers

Hi Neil, I crossed out the things you don't need to write every time you post.

Thanks.

shakotan

FTFY.

[Last Visit]

Kewy said:

shakotan said:

Neil Chambers said:

Hi all,

Neil Chambers here.

Rugby is about to kick off here. The trip to Jewsons went well as I have about 40kg of granite tiles in the boot.

Not sure what I’m going to use them for mind but good to have a batch in the garage.

Cheers,

Neil Chambers

Hi Neil, I crossed out the things you don't need to write every time you post.

Thanks.

Personally, if Neil Chambers stops signing off as Neil Chambers then I'm out of here.

Agreed. I for one can't cope with changes like that in my life, that would really unsettle me.

[Neil Chambers]

Hi all,

Neil here.

Hope you’ve all had a great day. It’s back to work for me tomorrow.

Just tucking into my 4th scotch egg of the afternoon.

Thanks,

Neil Chambers.

[Pericoloso]

Wow,4 Scotch eggs.
I can barely manage 2, this is the level of Neil Chambers folks.

[Halb]

Exige77 said:

Hello

Exige77 Here

Just saying

Good Bye

Exige77

Just taking a leaf out of you know who’s many volumes

heretic
kill the imposter!

[The Nur]

Probably not even a scotch egg. More like a brick in breadcrumbs.

[glenrobbo]

Some people say that Neil Chambers is a god:

They are wrong.


Neil Chambers IS..... God's Dad!

[glenrobbo]

When Neil Chambers has a st in the woods, he wipes his ase with a bear.

[Halb]

and his mum

[Bear-n]

glenrobbo said:

When Neil Chambers has a st in the woods, he wipes his ase with a bear.

I'd be cool with that.