New person

[Digger]

Neil, if you run in to Yipper out there, please say Hi.

[glenrobbo]

Bear-n said:

glenrobbo said:

When Neil Chambers has a st in the woods, he wipes his ase with a bear.

I'd be cool with that.

Well, I'm keeping my Teddy safe under my covers!
Unless Neil Chambers asks for him especially in a moment of need.

In that case, I would hand him over and then treasure him forever.

[Skyedriver]

Oh, you're Neil Chambers.

I'm Ronnie Pickering.

[Nik da Greek]

glenrobbo said:

When Neil Chambers has a st in the woods, he wipes his ase with a bear.

Eating four scotch eggs a day I'd be surprised if he ever sts again

[Bobberoo99]

The Neil Chambers guide to scotch eggs:-
Take 6 eggs and soft boil
Take 1kg of minced pork and wrap around the eggs.
Take 1 large chicken and insert the wrapped eggs into the chicken.
Take 1 suckling pig and insert the chicken into it.
Take 1 Aberdeen Angus bull and insert the sucking pig.
Coat in breadcrumbs and deep fry until golden brown.
Serve with new potatoes and a side salad!!!!

[MrBarry123]

It’s great to hear you’ve been spoiling yourself today Neil Chambers. I’m sure it’s been very well earned.

[glenrobbo]

Hi Neil Chambers

If it's not too much trouble, please please please could I crave your indulgence to bestow a Neil Chambers Blessing onto each of my new-born grandchildren:



I will pray every day at your temple and will teach them about the Real Neil Chambers Pathway to Enlightenment so that they can grow up to be worthy citizens and TVR marshals.

Thanks

Forever yours,

Robbopops

[thetapeworm]

glenrobbo said:

Hi Neil Chambers

If it's not too much trouble, please please please could I crave your indulgence to bestow a Neil Chambers Blessing onto each of my new-born grandchildren:



I will pray every day at your temple and will teach them about the Real Neil Chambers Pathway to Enlightenment so that they can grow up to be worthy citizens and TVR marshals.

Thanks

Forever yours,

Robbopops

Which one is Neil and which one is Chambers?

[glenrobbo]

thetapeworm said:

Which one is Neil and which one is Chambers?

Both of them.

[pidsy]

thetapeworm said:

glenrobbo said:

Hi Neil Chambers

If it's not too much trouble, please please please could I crave your indulgence to bestow a Neil Chambers Blessing onto each of my new-born grandchildren:



I will pray every day at your temple and will teach them about the Real Neil Chambers Pathway to Enlightenment so that they can grow up to be worthy citizens and TVR marshals.

Thanks

Forever yours,

Robbopops

Which one is Neil and which one is Chambers?

Custard test for that.

Only then shall they be blessed

[ApOrbital]

What is the dog called?

[glenrobbo]

pidsy said:

Custard test for that.

Only then shall they be blessed

Neil's Will be done.

Just need to arrange the custard verification when the planets are in the correct alignment...before the Summer Solstice,* obviously!

May Neil Chambers be praised.

All kneel before Neil.



*;The Sun never dares to set on Neil Chambers

[glenrobbo]

ApOrbital said:

What is the dog called?

The dog is called "Kneel". ( He refuses to "si!" )

[Exige77]

View from Neil Chambers garden,

[glenrobbo]

Exige77 said:

View from Neil Chambers' garden,

Yep, and that's as low as the sun dares to go:

It is a very special place that few have seen... and even fewer have taken the liberty of recording on their puny i-phones... and gone on to show the world... and lived.

[The Nur]

glenrobbo said:

Yep, and that's as low as the sun dares to go:

It is a very special place that few have seen... and even fewer have taken the liberty of recording on their puny i-phones... and gone on to show the world... and lived.

Unfortunately, Exige77 was killed shortly after this photo was taken.

[glenrobbo]

The Nur said:

Unfortunately, Exige77 was killed shortly after this photo was taken.

He wasn't killed. With the Sun and the Moon in that conjunction, he died suddenly from acute conjunctivitis.

May Neil Chambers rest his soul.

[Neil Chambers]

Hi all,

Neil here, thanks again for the welcome. I was going to answer some questions but I’m not really sure where to start.

Happy to answer any as a newbie here.

Managed to get all the granite out the boot earlier. The ex then came over to ‘chat’, asking me why I bought it all.

Anyway enough of that.

Cheers

NC

[T6 vanman]

Welcome back Neil

[glenrobbo]

Hello Neil Chambers,

The sheer effrontery of the woman makes me shake at the knees and my giblets go all wobbly.

( I have always had a weakness for a woman with a sheer effrontery. )


Anyway, how did the rugby go? I hope that your nephew's team trounced the GCHQ Cheltenham First XV?

And were the granite tiles to your taste?
Not too peppery?,