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Hi Neil Chambers,
May I suggest that if you auctioned your soiled shirts on eBay, they would fetch at least 12 times the price of a bespoke shirt from any respectable tailors?
It's just a question of demand and supply.
I hope there is no bitterness between you and your ex: she is probably hovering around in the hope of ingratiating herself to try and return to the safe haven that is every woman's dream: Neil Chambers.
Did you offer her a taste of your granite tiles? Just to show her there's no hard feelings?
May I suggest that if you auctioned your soiled shirts on eBay, they would fetch at least 12 times the price of a bespoke shirt from any respectable tailors?
It's just a question of demand and supply.
I hope there is no bitterness between you and your ex: she is probably hovering around in the hope of ingratiating herself to try and return to the safe haven that is every woman's dream: Neil Chambers.
Did you offer her a taste of your granite tiles? Just to show her there's no hard feelings?
Neil chambers.
I do hope the ex addressed you with the due reverence.
If she didn’t, just say the word. We have detectives.
Thank you for taking the time to read this.
As your humble chosen one I do hope you don’t mind but I have taken the liberty of ordering some of the new PH Name stickers with your name on.
My cars are gonna be awesome.
I do hope the ex addressed you with the due reverence.
If she didn’t, just say the word. We have detectives.
Thank you for taking the time to read this.
As your humble chosen one I do hope you don’t mind but I have taken the liberty of ordering some of the new PH Name stickers with your name on.
My cars are gonna be awesome.
glenrobbo said:
Hello Neil Chambers,
The sheer effrontery of the woman makes me shake at the knees and my giblets go all wobbly.
( I have always had a weakness for a woman with a sheer effrontery. )
Anyway, how did the rugby go? I hope that your nephew's team trounced the GCHQ Cheltenham First XV?
And were the granite tiles to your taste?
Not too peppery?,
I can be happy with a sheer front, or indeed , a front she is happy to share.The sheer effrontery of the woman makes me shake at the knees and my giblets go all wobbly.
( I have always had a weakness for a woman with a sheer effrontery. )
Anyway, how did the rugby go? I hope that your nephew's team trounced the GCHQ Cheltenham First XV?
And were the granite tiles to your taste?
Not too peppery?,
toastybase said:
Who is Neil Chambers? Is he famous?
WHO IS NEIL CHAMBERS? Wash your mouth out with carbolic soap you unbelieving heathen!!!!!!Neil Chambers IS that's all you need to know!!!!
He's the man's, man's, man that's who, he's THE international man of mystery, he's a granite eating, Chuck Norris beating, sex machine, rarely seen, Range Rover SVR driving, god of God's that's who!!!!!
George Lucas has confirmed that Neil Chambers was Anakin Skywalkers father. Adenauer said:
Bear-n said:
glenrobbo said:
When Neil Chambers has a s
t in the woods, he wipes his ase with a bear.
I'd be cool with that.t in the woods, he wipes his ase with a bear. 
Hi Neil Chambers,
I see that you'd be happy to answer any questions, well here's one for you if I may.
Do you think his could happen again? As we'd like another.
With the birth of Neil Chambers, history books all over the world are being adapted. Previously, the stone age was approx 2000BC. It will now be known as 4000BNC.
We are no longer in the 21st century, it's now been updated to the 1st century.
The Catholic church has also updated to include Neil Chambers. A friend went to confessions the other day and he was asked to say 2 Our Father's, 5 hail Mary's and 10 Neil Chambers.
We are no longer in the 21st century, it's now been updated to the 1st century.
The Catholic church has also updated to include Neil Chambers. A friend went to confessions the other day and he was asked to say 2 Our Father's, 5 hail Mary's and 10 Neil Chambers.
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