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[Digger]

Oh come now, you really shouldn't be describing Neil Chambers as average-looking.

[cuprabob]

Neil Chambers is both Spartacus and Keyser Söze

[soupdragon1]

Last Visit said:

I think he's gone.

Grieve and move on with your life. It's the only way.

He died last night unfortunately, but word on the street is that he's recovering well and will be right as rain in the morning.

[cuprabob]

soupdragon1 said:

Last Visit said:

I think he's gone.

Grieve and move on with your life. It's the only way.

He died last night unfortunately, but word on the street is that he's recovering well and will be right as rain in the morning.

At least we don't have to wait until Easter for him to be resurrected, like his predecessor....

[talksthetorque]

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH–I SAY AGAIN, THAT’S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH–OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: I am Neil Chambers. Your call.

[kowalski655]

It was Neil Chambers that captured and killed Osama bin Laden....using the power of his mind,he never left his living room!

[Matty2449]

Neil Chambers is the man we all wish we could be
A RR Sport driving beefcake of a man who will make love to our wives the second our backs are turned

[toastybase]

Neil once bought £6000 worth of oak furniture with the sole aim of loading it into the RR and throwing it away at the tip.

He proceeded to a fish and chip shop and ate dinner that evening behind the wheel, parked across 4 parking bays.

[ApOrbital]

Neil Chambers uses pigeons for toothpicks.

[NDA]

I think he's a twot.

[ApOrbital]

Taken without owners thought.

[Stan the Bat]

Have we driven him away yet ?

[cuprabob]

Neil Chambers wouldn't have missed that penalty...

[ApOrbital]

No he would've eaten it.

[ApOrbital]

Stan the Bat said:

Have we driven him away yet ?

I think so.

[Matty2449]

The reason Neil Chambers hasn't replied is that he's far too busy shagging all of our wives while we're at work. And satisfying them far more than we ever could

[ApOrbital]

In that case he can keep mine as I need some peace and quiet.

Edited by ApOrbital on Monday 2nd July 15:12

[Timmy45]

ApOrbital said:

In that case he can keep mine as I need some piece and quite.

I heard he'd been recruited by the Hong Kong police in order to help combat the Chinese Triad gangs.

[RDMcG]

I believe he cannot be contacted in space- dropped from 70.000ft onto a giant trampoline stretched over the grand canyon, catapulted onto the space station, all without oxygen.

[cuprabob]

ApOrbital said:

In that case he can keep mine as I need some piece and quite.

I much prefer "peace and quiet"