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[Timmy45]

RDMcG said:

I believe he cannot be contacted in space- dropped from 70.000ft onto a giant trampoline stretched over the grand canyon, catapulted onto the space station, all without oxygen.

Have they asked him to clean the windows again?

[ApOrbital]

cuprabob said:

I much prefer "peace and quiet"

That's phones for you haha.

[cuprabob]

ApOrbital said:

cuprabob said:

I much prefer "peace and quiet"

That's phones for you haha.

Yip, you can never get "peace and quiet" with a phone

[glenrobbo]

Lloyd George knew Neil Chambers...

[Roofless Toothless]

Neil Chambers said:

Hello, I’m Neil Chambers.

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

[ApOrbital]

Awww you twunt I thought he was back from rescuing the kids in the cave.

[ApOrbital]

I think Neil Chambers has left the building

[LordGrover]

Left, or ejected?

[glenrobbo]

LordGrover said:

Left, or ejected?

Neil Chambers would never eject.

He would stay and wrestle with the controls to bring the crippled building down to a safe landing, saving many many innocent lives.

[daddy cool]

ApOrbital said:

I think Neil Chambers has left the building

Because he's the hero Pistonheads deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight. He's Neil Chambers.

[andy_s]

And, like that, he's gone.

[Tallow]

I think we all knew it couldn't last. Let's just hold onto the wonderful memories.

[ApOrbital]

I will never feel the same next time I have a pot noodle and a wk

[pidsy]

Tallow said:

I think we all knew it couldn't last. Let's just hold onto the wonderful memories.

Someone should start a memorial thread.

[citizensm1th]

Future generations will sing ballards about the short time he graced us with his presence

[alorotom]

Neil Chambers has achieved his mystical TVR which is not TVR as we know it but actually a Transorbit Vehicular Rover and is currently dominating the acidalia peninsula on mars

He is also hammering sausages into the Martian dust ... but as he is Neil chambers they’re not frozen, the Martian climate wouldn’t dare freeze Neil Chambers’ sausages

Edited by alorotom on Wednesday 1st August 18:01

[glenrobbo]

ApOrbital said:

I will never feel the same next time I have a pot noodle and a wk

I will never feel the same next time I have a pot noodle! :yuk:

[ApOrbital]

Shall we all just admit that Neil Chambers sacrificed his soul to the gods and the rain we had over the summer even though just a bit was Neil Chambers blood and the thunder was his arse cheeks parting wind.

[Ayahuasca]

Is it true that Neil Chambers was spotted hovering above Gatwick a few days ago?

[kowalski655]

Possibly. But tomorrow we celebrate his birthday!