New person

[toastybase]

Neil has currently just arrived in London to start his Christmas shopping. He will be buying all presents from curry’s pc world.

[anonymous-user]

In Neil Chambers, no one can hear you scream.

[CharlieH89]

Came across a Twitter profile when looking at Thames river whale tweets.

Hi Neil

https://mobile.twitter.com/neilchambers78

[pidsy]

CharlieH89 said:

Came across a Twitter profile when looking at Thames river whale tweets.

Hi Neil

https://mobile.twitter.com/neilchambers78

Has anyone made contact?
It’d be nice to have Neil back in the fold.

[alorotom]

pidsy said:

CharlieH89 said:

Came across a Twitter profile when looking at Thames river whale tweets.

Hi Neil

https://mobile.twitter.com/neilchambers78

Has anyone made contact?
It’d be nice to have Neil back in the fold.

I have, I'll report back of he replies, or wake up with Chuck norris' head in my bed tomorrow ... We shall see!

[Harry H]

pidsy said:

I’m sure from your name that you must be a powerfully built company director with a penchant for red bull and frozen sausages.

I doubt you go too many days without dominating the stairs.

(All standard PH jokes that wear thin).

I've been hanging around for a while now. Have even made a few contributions.

Being a powerfully built company director that is more than capable of dominating the odd stairs (sleeping with one eye open and the need for custard) but I've never really understood the frozen sausages bit.

I get the need for the sausages to be frozen otherwise you couldn't hammer them into the lawn. But why would you want to in the first place ?

I obviously missed the thread and have felt somewhat left out ever since.

[Ayahuasca]

Harry H said:

pidsy said:

I’m sure from your name that you must be a powerfully built company director with a penchant for red bull and frozen sausages.

I doubt you go too many days without dominating the stairs.

(All standard PH jokes that wear thin).

I've been hanging around for a while now. Have even made a few contributions.

Being a powerfully built company director that is more than capable of dominating the odd stairs (and sleeping with one eye open) I've never really understood the frozen sausages bit.

I get the need for the sausages to be frozen otherwise you couldn't hammer them into the lawn. But why would you want to in the first place ?

I obviously missed the thread and have felt somewhat left out ever since.

It is a form of revenge for when you need to teach a ne’er-do-well a lesson but you cannot summon the energy for VBRJ.

[anonymous-user]

Harry H said:

I've been hanging around for a while now. Have even made a few contributions.

Being a powerfully built company director that is more than capable of dominating the odd stairs (sleeping with one eye open and the need for custard) but I've never really understood the frozen sausages bit.

I get the need for the sausages to be frozen otherwise you couldn't hammer them into the lawn. But why would you want to in the first place ?

I obviously missed the thread and have felt somewhat left out ever since.

So foxes tear up the grass to get to the sausages

[Harry H]

Ayahuasca said:

Harry H said:

pidsy said:

I’m sure from your name that you must be a powerfully built company director with a penchant for red bull and frozen sausages.

I doubt you go too many days without dominating the stairs.

(All standard PH jokes that wear thin).

I've been hanging around for a while now. Have even made a few contributions.

Being a powerfully built company director that is more than capable of dominating the odd stairs (and sleeping with one eye open) I've never really understood the frozen sausages bit.

I get the need for the sausages to be frozen otherwise you couldn't hammer them into the lawn. But why would you want to in the first place ?

I obviously missed the thread and have felt somewhat left out ever since.

It is a form of revenge for when you need to teach a ne’er-do-well a lesson but you cannot summon the energy for VBRJ.

I'll rephrase my question- What's the effect of hammering frozen sausages into a lawn ?

Whilst I obviously have an exceedingly large lawn if someone did seek revenge in this manner what would I notice ?

[Harry H]

5Cylinder said:

So foxes tear up the grass to get to the sausages

Thank you. I now feel fully up to date on all in jokes and will sleep easier tonight. All be it with one eye open just in case.

[talksthetorque]

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[Kewy]

Last I heard was that Neil had enough of waiting round for NASA and was on a solo trip to Mars to setup camp for human kinds arrival.

Given that his last correspondence on this thread was roughly 15 months ago, I expect he's on the return leg by now and we should be graced by his digital presence again very soon.

[nonsequitur]

EmmaJ said:

dingg said:

I'm SPARTICUS

No, I’m SPARTICUS!

Kirk Douglas is 102. But is he a PHer?

[nonsequitur]

i wonder if he's a barrister. Then he would always be in chambers.

[Halb]

I heard OP took an overnight to Gotham to sort out Joker.

[Tallow]

He's like Candyman except you have to say his name five hundred times

[CanAm]

nonsequitur said:

EmmaJ said:

dingg said:

I'm SPARTICUS

No, I’m SPARTICUS!

Kirk Douglas is 102. But is he a PHer?

Probably not; but he was SPARTACUS, unlike these imposters

[nonsequitur]

CanAm said:

nonsequitur said:

EmmaJ said:

dingg said:

I'm SPARTICUS

No, I’m SPARTICUS!

Kirk Douglas is 102. But is he a PHer?

Probably not; but he was SPARTACUS, unlike these imposters

Spartacus. A great user name. On a thread near you shortly.

[RDMcG]

If he is Neil Chambers 78 we would need to contact the other 77- and of course from 79 on.

[Mikebentley]

Where are you?