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[anonymous-user]

Last Visit said:

Seeing this thread pop back up I though Neil Chambers had returned.

Oh well, back to my mundane life, without Neil Chambers.

Don't worry. Neil Chambers is always inside of you wherever you go.

[RMDB9]

Neil Chambers sounds like a barrista

[Exige77]

I heard Neil Chambers has done his own hair and nails during lockdown.

[Monkeylegend]

Exige77 said:

I heard Neil Chambers has done his own hair and nails during lockdown.

Neil Chambers cut his hair with a hedge trimmer and nails with a chainsaw.

[NDA]

I've never seen Neil Chambers and Clem Fandango in the same room. Odd.

[anonymous-user]

Exige77 said:

I heard Neil Chambers has done his own hair and nails during lockdown.

That's the thing. Neil Chambers has the perfect length in everything. Hair, nails...you name it.

[Evoluzione]

Neil Chambers was a legend and one of the best things which happened on PH!
Who was he? What happened to him? We'll never know.
More NC posts here:
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/profile.asp?me...

[Cudd Wudd]

Evoluzione said:

Neil Chambers was a legend and one of the best things which happened on PH!
Who was he? What happened to him? We'll never know.
More NC posts here:
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/profile.asp?me...

See that link took me to a thread where an OP was asking whether the number 4 should be replaced with Roman numerals on their house. NC sends the perfect response:

“ Hi,

Neil Chambers here. Just browsing.

I would not recommend Roman numerals for a house.

The number 4 would suffice.

Al the best,

Neil Chambers”

I wish more posters would adopt styles like this. Perhaps it should be a mandatory template. Polite, informative and impossible to argue against.

Though I do think he meant to say at the end, “Big Al = the best”.

Only second to you, Neil.

[glenrobbo]

Last Visit said:

Seeing this thread pop back up I though Neil Chambers had returned.

Oh well, back to my mundane life, without Neil Chambers.

Fear not, for Neil Chambers is omnipresent.

[PositronicRay]

I'm seeing his Cliff later on, I'll ask after him for you.

[CourtAgain]

Although Neil Chambers sounds like a room in the High Court, he is a real person...

American Architect...

[DaveGoddard]

talksthetorque said:

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Wow, I live quite close to the location given in the first post of that thread. I wonder if those involved are still living there?

[BaronVonVaderham]

CourtAgain said:

Although Neil Chambers sounds like a room in the High Court, he is a real person...

American Architect...

That’s not Neil Chambers.

It’s well known that it’s not possible to capture an image of Neil Chambers with conventional imaging techniques, as his sheer brilliance overloads all known CCDs and no mirror is fit to reflect his splendorous image without instantly shattering.

The only thing that can capture an image of Neil Chambers, is of course, Neil Chambers.

[zarlak]

This popped up on my phone and reminded me of this thread. Could it be the same Neil?!

[Mallard126]

When I saw the thread resurrection I thought Neil Chambers had been playing the long game and returned from his hiatus. I guess Neil Chambers will only return when Neil Chambers is good and ready. It's nearly Easter, mind...

[ApOrbital]

Ffs I thought our own God had turned up bet he is busy fighting them Russians with one hand.

[RDMcG]

ApOrbital said:

Ffs I thought our own God had turned up bet he is busy fighting them Russians with one hand.

The Russians thought NC meant Non Combatant -but he is Nuclear Capable

[valiant]

ApOrbital said:

Ffs I thought our own God had turned up bet he is busy fighting them Russians with one hand.

It’s against the Geneva Convention for any side to deploy Neil Chambers.

[Dagnir]

Did you know that a few centuries ago, rooms that were dedicated to prayer, were called Kneel Chambers?

[rfisher]

He will rise, don't ya know.

I always thought that he'd speak like the bloke from the Cillit Bang ads.

Hi I'm Neil Chambers.