Apartment sword

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JulianPH

9,917 posts

115 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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Ginetta G15 Girl said:
Do you have any conception of what 'Warlock' actually means?
Badda said:
No, I am married with children and have friends.

Enlighten me.
This deserves more credit. Absolutely hilarious!!! rofl

shakotan

10,709 posts

197 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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AlexC1981 said:
All good points people, but I'm afraid a knife just isn't going to cut it.
You need a sharper knife then...

Zod

35,295 posts

259 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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JulianPH said:
Ginetta G15 Girl said:
Do you have any conception of what 'Warlock' actually means?
Badda said:
No, I am married with children and have friends.

Enlighten me.
This deserves more credit. Absolutely hilarious!!! rofl
Agreed. The vagina in the attic comment too. hehe

matthias73

2,883 posts

151 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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I have a standard British army officers sword. I use mine at work for prancing around the parade square with. It also looks brilliant hanging on my wall and I've had a few fights with it, good natured ones of course.

You WILL end up buying watermelons to impale.


TheJimi

25,010 posts

244 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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JulianPH said:
Ginetta G15 Girl said:
Do you have any conception of what 'Warlock' actually means?
Badda said:
No, I am married with children and have friends.

Enlighten me.
This deserves more credit. Absolutely hilarious!!! rofl
I think this thread just proves that if you want to discuss anything even remotely non-mainstream, PistonHeads really isn't the place to do it.

OP try Reddit, or more specifically, a subreddit of what you're looking for.

4Q

3,364 posts

145 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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peterperkins said:
To be fair here, I do have an ornamental sword.
Made for me by my father many years ago RIP.

Great sentimental value, and it's not swung around by me like a ninja whilst in my pants.
It's called Nothung/Notung, and as I'm an Wagner Opera enthusiast it suits me well.

Of course being able to pull it out from the ash tree at the end of Act1 of Die Walkure whilst singing the part of Siegmund would be a dream come true.
Alas the sofa cushions will have to do with Wagner blaring out on the Stereo..

It's metal and wood obviously, about 40" long.
If you can guess what metal (artifact) it's made from I will give £100 to the charity of your choice... (Genuine competition)





Opp's sorry for the thread hijack... I'll repost or delete if required..
Leaf spring?

Badda

2,673 posts

83 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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TheJimi said:
JulianPH said:
Ginetta G15 Girl said:
Do you have any conception of what 'Warlock' actually means?
Badda said:
No, I am married with children and have friends.

Enlighten me.
This deserves more credit. Absolutely hilarious!!! rofl
I think this thread just proves that if you want to discuss anything even remotely non-mainstream, PistonHeads really isn't the place to do it.

OP try Reddit, or more specifically, a subreddit of what you're looking for.
Yeah you said pretty much the same a while back already. IMO, it’s a sad day when we can’t poke fun at someone wanting a pretend sword for their lounge.

Foxeh

1,114 posts

133 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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Adenauer said:
Mr Roper said:
For reasons I don't know, my mother bought me a replica Excalibur sword for my 27th birthday. I'd never once shown any interest in anything even remotely related.

She paid a sizable chunk for it too...£250!

It lives under the stairs and only comes out when i'm drunk and feeling like a Jedi. Which isn't very often. (The Jedi bit)
Oh thank you, thank you sooo much for this wonderous snippet of information. See you on Friday, in the pub, have a good trip over, Arthur. rofl


tongue out

andyxxx

1,165 posts

228 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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Badda said:
TheJimi said:
JulianPH said:
Ginetta G15 Girl said:
Do you have any conception of what 'Warlock' actually means?
Badda said:
No, I am married with children and have friends.

Enlighten me.
This deserves more credit. Absolutely hilarious!!! rofl
I think this thread just proves that if you want to discuss anything even remotely non-mainstream, PistonHeads really isn't the place to do it.

OP try Reddit, or more specifically, a subreddit of what you're looking for.
Yeah you said pretty much the same a while back already. IMO, it’s a sad day when we can’t poke fun at someone wanting a pretend sword for their lounge.
Quite. And it’s all been fairly good natured and seemingly well taken by the op.

ReaperCushions

6,037 posts

185 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
We need a new sub forum, Readers' Knives.
This comment was way under recognised.. hehe

AlexC1981

Original Poster:

4,928 posts

218 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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andyxxx said:
Quite. And it’s all been fairly good natured and seemingly well taken by the op.
yes I've been on PH for long enough to know how these sort of things go down and I'm honoured to have been the subject of most of PH's most venerated clichés. The only issue is that some of the more boisterous posters might have scared off someone who has useful information on the topic and I end up replying to the nonsense instead of the sensible posts!

yellowtang

1,777 posts

139 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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Lord Marylebone said:
Every time I have met someone who owned a sword, they have fallen into one of these two categories:

The first group of people tend to buy antique military items, suits of armour, cavalry items, those kind of things, and display them in their hallways and drawing rooms. All the things they own are real and have historic value.

The second group, well... there's no easy way to say this. They are weird.

Usually live in a small and slightly grubby terraced house or council house, and have these kind of things on shelves or in display cabinets in their living room:



Just remember, if you do buy a replica/fantasy sword, you need to buy a T shirt like this:



Here you go - am I first or second group?!



It's surprisingly difficult to hold a sword and take a picture of it!

Dutch Cavalry circa 1670, cost me £600 3 years ago from a specialist dealer in Somerset.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,303 posts

181 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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yellowtang said:
Here you go - am I first or second group?!



It's surprisingly difficult to hold a sword and take a picture of it!

Dutch Cavalry circa 1670, cost me £600 3 years ago from a specialist dealer in Somerset.
Pure Gold.

Sword, old furniture, sword, gin collection, sword, watch, sword, reference to money. This thread delivers.


The lack of a double cuff gives you away you scoundrel.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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yellowtang said:


Here you go - am I first or second group?!



It's surprisingly difficult to hold a sword and take a picture of it!

Dutch Cavalry circa 1670, cost me £600 3 years ago from a specialist dealer in Somerset.
First group.

Magnificent looking property you have there.

I like the cut of your jib Sir.

Additional points for the Gin and Rolex.

yellowtang

1,777 posts

139 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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I'm afraid I still feel something of a failure, I really ought to have squeezed a steering wheel into shot. Sigh.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,303 posts

181 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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yellowtang said:
I'm afraid I still feel something of a failure, I really ought to have squeezed a steering wheel into shot. Sigh.
So close, but no cigar.

Very nice hallway though.

ReaperCushions

6,037 posts

185 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
yellowtang said:
Here you go - am I first or second group?!



It's surprisingly difficult to hold a sword and take a picture of it!

Dutch Cavalry circa 1670, cost me £600 3 years ago from a specialist dealer in Somerset.
Pure Gold.

Sword, old furniture, sword, gin collection, sword, watch, sword, reference to money. This thread delivers.


The lack of a double cuff gives you away you scoundrel.
Red trousers just out of shot... obvs

AlexC1981

Original Poster:

4,928 posts

218 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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superlightr said:
pic with my practice Rapier.
Bloody hell, I'd end up with a ceiling like that of my local snooker club if I took that indoors! I bet you really enjoy your sparring, I'm tempted to have a go at something like that.

I like the medieval short swords, like this one. Nothing fancy needed. Just good workmanship and an authentic design. I've definitely decided I don't want a sharp one, mainly for safety reasons and I would not be able to spar with it if I wanted to.

This has quite a short handle though, I'm starting to lean towards one of the smaller hand and a half swords. Probably 105cm maximum.



sc0tt

18,054 posts

202 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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Red trousers are for hipsters. Mustard cords whisper volvos and old money.

sc0tt

18,054 posts

202 months

Monday 30th July 2018
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OP, when you say “apartment”, I assume you actually mean, “flat”?