PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!

[The Moose]

Kinky said:

The Moose said:

Where is the Wiki?

I've pinned it to the top of the lounge

[___MIKE___]

Victims pfister now in the hands of DHL!

[Benni]

Seems I am too daft for this Wiki Thingy, so I updated my status here :

No.	Username	PM Sent?	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	geeks	Yes	No	No
2.	DRFC1879	Yes	No	No
3.	alorotom	Yes	No	No
4.	FN2TypeR	Yes	No	No
5.	R8Steve	No	No	No
6.	stupidbutkeen	yes	No	No
7.	ForZiE23	Yes	No	No
8.	Henners(leave the table alone)	Yes	No	No
9.	Butter Face	No	No	No
10.	_MIKE_	Yes	No	No
11.	GOG440	Yes	No	No
12	Benni	Jawoll	YES	Nein
13.	Eltax91	Yes	No	No
14.	Kinky	Yes	No	No
15	The Moose	No	No	No
16	thetapeworm	Yes	No	No
17	V40TC	Yes	No	No
18	Bullett	Yes	No	No
19	Google [bot]	Yes	No	No
20	morgs_	Yes	No	No
21	LosingGrip	Yes	No	No
22	Lazadude	Yes	No	No
23	vixen1700	Yes	No	No
24	troc	Yeah!	No	No
25	Andburg	Yup	No	No
26	HorneyMX5	No	No	No
27	AxGizmo	Yes	No	No
28	Xaero	Yes	No	No
29	thesprucegoose	Yes	No	No
30	wildoliver	Yes	No	No
31	2gins	Yes	No	No
32	LilPeteMordino	Yes	No	No
33	gregs656	No	No	No
34	Giblet	Yes	No	No
35	Master Bean	Yes	No	No
36	Condi	Yes	No	No
37	Glade	Yes	No	No
38	OzzyR1	Yes	No	No
39	Sideways Sid	Yes	No	No
40	Rutter	Yes	No	No
41	LukeSI	No	No	No
42	indigochim	Yes	No	No
43	oldbanger	Yes	No	No
44	peanuthead	Yes	No	No
45	BenLowden	Yes	No	No
46	theguvernor15	Yes	No	No
47	Mr Tom	Yes	No	No
48	MatBat	Yes	No	No

Was last customer at the DHL counter today, and was told it might take "about a week" for the shipment to arrive.
Well, serves me right for always being on the last minute, hope my victim recieves the good stuff in time.

And, Hell No, I was a bit surprised by the cost for sending a heavy guitar case across Europe, but Hey Ho.........or Ho-Ho-Ho ?

Edited by Benni on Saturday 15th December 17:52

Edited by Benni on Saturday 15th December 17:52

[Kinky]

Benni said:

Seems I am too daft for this Wiki Thingy, so I updated my status here :

Main wiki updated for you

[eltax91]

I’ve received (and sent)

Santa. Can I open the outer envelope?

[Lazadude]

Oh, and Santa... 16 months is the answer that you were struggling to find. According to the note in the parcel, I think I'm happy that my Internet history/precense is suitably locked down considering the struggle.

[geeks]

Eltax91 you can indeed open the outer pack and the card - the gifts are wrapped separately inside



thetapeworm, you can open the red envelope and remove the executive rubble sack waterproofing any time. Which you do first will depend entirely on the Royal Fail vs. Myherpes grand prix. Thereupon, proceed no further. If anything is ticking, buzzing or vibrating, you should take all necessary precautions because I am a tight git and didn't include batteries.

[geeks]

How’s everyone getting on? Just 8 days until the big day and still lots of no’s in the wiki. Still time of course but get a wiggle on Santas

[ForZiE23]

Have 1/2 of mine. Second half royal snail mail are brining.... somepoint before xmas hopefully otherwise a long drive to hand deliver!!

[thetapeworm]

geeks said:

thetapeworm, you can open the red envelope and remove the executive rubble sack waterproofing any time. Which you do first will depend entirely on the Royal Fail vs. Myherpes grand prix. Thereupon, proceed no further. If anything is ticking, buzzing or vibrating, you should take all necessary precautions because I am a tight git and didn't include batteries.

Sh*t just got real, cheers Santa, I'll wait by the door in anticipation.

I've had some delivery delays as well as being away at Euro Disney for a week so I'm a bit behind with sending, hope to rectify this asap.

[LosingGrip]

geeks said:

How’s everyone getting on? Just 8 days until the big day and still lots of no’s in the wiki. Still time of course but get a wiggle on Santas

Posting mine either today or tomorrow. Stupidly left the card at my girlfriends, so got to pop out and get another one.

[vixen1700]

Only six more delivery days till Christmas!

[Henners]

Posted.

Post office was a bag-o-ste.

[GOG440]

Nothing arrived here yet
Hope I have been a good boy so Santa will deliver...

[Master Bean]

Sent and received. Now the wait for the big reveal.

[LukeSi]

GOG440 said:

Nothing arrived here yet
Hope I have been a good boy so Santa will deliver...

Same here, still not received anything as of yet.

[vixen1700]

LukeSi said:

Same here, still not received anything as of yet.

Same here.

[Henners]

Final frame is probably the most relevant.

[geeks]

FN2TypeR you can open the box - there are some wrapped presents inside and some tasty treats. You can eat the tasty treats



GOG440 Shortly, your package will be being dispatched, I cannot confirm when it will arrive, but hopefully before the 'big day'. In the meantime, I have sent you a Christmas Card, I've taken great care in hand making it, with a very personal touch (nothing sexual as you said NSFW not allow), I would love to see your reaction when you open it. If you could get someone to video you opening it, it'd be greatly appreciated. I have ensured on the envelope it's addressed to your real name followed by an AKA GOG440. That way, you'll know who it's from your PHSS.



HorneyMX5… Due to the Working Time Directive preventing elves from working through the night anymore, your package is being sent direct from the elven workshop to ensure pre-Christmas arrival - so regrettably won’t be wrapped in PHSS paper. Keep a lookout for a flat package addressed to HorneyMX5 and leave it under the tree!



Google [bot] you can open the outer box and all being well that nothing was stolen on route, then there should be 4 gifts and card made with love that would make a unicorn weep inside

[Condi]

Posted mine today.


Last post for 2nd class is tomorrow. That should prompt some tight gits into sending theirs.