PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!

[geeks]

Ok so everyone should now have received their Victim! Please let me know via PM if you have not.

Happy stalking PH'ers!

geeksanta

[Xaero]

Received thanks. Time to start shopping in incognito mode on the dildo websites again.

[___MIKE___]

Well, within 5 minutes I’ve found my victims work and mobile number and I’ve still got a months worth of stalking left to go!

[theguvernor15]

Thanks Geeks, received mine!

I'm fully aware my current profile on PH is a bit elusive, however if my SS would like my old usernames please let geeks know & i'll forward them.

[geeks]

And so it begins......



Message for GOG440

Does your conservatory have the rather fetching stained top panels of glass still?
Also, my compliments on your ruggedly handsome profile photo on Linkedin.

ETA - Did you have a nice time in Bowness last week?

Edited by geeks on Tuesday 6th November 15:13

[indigochim]

You guys are scary, I should have read last years thread before signing up for this.

Oh well, too late to turn back / running away now.

[LosingGrip]

Think I've found mine on Facebook. At least I hope it's them!

[giblet]

Cheers Geeks. Time to send the heavies out to go through my victims bins

[geeks]

indigochim said:

You guys are scary, I should have read last years thread before signing up for this.

Oh well, too late to turn back / running away now.

Oh you’ll regret that. This lot love fresh meat you are in trouble!

[geeks]

theguvernor15 said:

Thanks Geeks, received mine!

I'm fully aware my current profile on PH is a bit elusive, however if my SS would like my old usernames please let geeks know & i'll forward them.

Guv, your SS has requested these

[vixen1700]

Always nice to put a face to a user name.

[Henners]

Received mine thanks!

Currently in the airport so proper stalking will have to wait for a couple of days.

Consoling myself tho!

[geeks]

Henners said:

Received mine thanks!

Currently in the airport so proper stalking will have to wait for a couple of days.

Consoling myself tho!

Makes two of us. Currently sat in Glasgow deciding if I can be bothered to pay my way into the Upper Deck lounge for comfort and somewhere to set my laptop up and do some more PHSS messages!

[stupidbutkeen]

I didn't get a name yet. I pmed with my email address again due to the ph log in email being old and unuseable. sorry

[Bear-n]

Probably going to out myself as an idiot here, but how do I add my name to that list on the previous page? (Got my email thanks, geeks )

[geeks]

stupidbutkeen said:

I didn't get a name yet. I pmed with my email address again due to the ph log in email being old and unuseable. sorry

Re-emailed you sbk

Bear-n said:

Probably going to out myself as an idiot here, but how do I add my name to that list on the previous page? (Got my email thanks, geeks )

Bear, don't worry about it I will put a master list together soon on a separate wiki thread we use so people can update when "gifts" are sent and received etc

[geeks]

Welcome to the Upper Deck Lounge in Glasgow airport, see this is the kind of dedication you should expect from your SS leader, I am sat eating olives sipping a wee dram for you all updating the PHSS thread



Xaero

Santa loves bad name based jokes...

If Santa Robbed you of your wife and took her to a karaoke bar, would she sing the Harueki Kokey?



DRFC1879

Aye aye, Birds Eye Chicken Pie! We're going to have some fun.

[Henners]

geeks said:

Makes two of us. Currently sat in Glasgow deciding if I can be bothered to pay my way into the Upper Deck lounge for comfort and somewhere to set my laptop up and do some more PHSS messages!

I’m on Stelios’ orange chariot of luxury

[geeks]

Henners said:

geeks said:

Makes two of us. Currently sat in Glasgow deciding if I can be bothered to pay my way into the Upper Deck lounge for comfort and somewhere to set my laptop up and do some more PHSS messages!

I’m on Stelios’ orange chariot of luxury

Aye, me too, departing for Stansted at 19:00 or there abouts, ish! EZY216 if anyone fancies following me on flight radar lol

[Bullett]

That's quite extreme stalking.