PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!

[geeks]

benni - I see you're interested in Drag. Are you a regular at Diva Deluxe on Weißfrauenstraße? Would you be interested in an all expenses paid night out?

[troc]

I have bought a thing. It is a silly thing. I am happy.

[eltax91]

My SS gives away sweet feck all. No tweets for 3 years. Longer for Facebook. Only posts from here to go on.

Shame NSFW is banned otherwise it would be a chilli fist. Better get thinking.

[thetapeworm]

geeks said:

thetapeworm you might do well to let me into your inner sanctum . Facebook. That's what I want. Can I ask you to make it so?

I like to keep things tight over at Facebook due to all the enemies I've made (and continue to make) but I'll happily accept a friend request from an obviously made up Secret Santa account to limit my exposure if that helps?

I'll warn you now though, it's a very dull feed.

[Benni]

geeks said:

benni - I see you're interested in Drag. Are you a regular at Diva Deluxe on Weißfrauenstraße? Would you be interested in an all expenses paid night out?

Oh no, not again, please.
I made the mistake of going in there once, expecting to see some indoor Nitro action,
have just managed to bin the diapers, took some sphincter surgery though.

[Henners]

thetapeworm said:

geeks said:

thetapeworm you might do well to let me into your inner sanctum . Facebook. That's what I want. Can I ask you to make it so?

I like to keep things tight over at Facebook due to all the enemies I've made (and continue to make) but I'll happily accept a friend request from an obviously made up Secret Santa account to limit my exposure if that helps?

I'll warn you now though, it's a very dull feed.

Hmmm

You must have tightened up security form when I found you last year

[Bear-n]

geeks said:

Bear-N as you don't use Facebook I can stop stalking people with the same name.. Do you use any other social media?

Afraid not

[thetapeworm]

Henners said:

Hmmm

You must have tightened up security form when I found you last year

it's been enhanced a little since then, I upset a gypsy.

That said I think I'm still pretty easy to locate once you filter out the vicars and whale campaigners.

Edited by thetapeworm on Sunday 18th November 23:34

[geeks]

GOG440 said:

geeks said:

Spoke to soon it would seem......



GOG440 - My compliments on your wife's fetching light blue dressing gown.

She is confused, she doesnt own a light blue dressing gown...

GOG440 I have the wrong information on the dressing gown, however, when you scanned me for my latest MRI, you should have warmed your hands first.

[Henners]

thetapeworm said:

I upset a gypsy.

Edited by thetapeworm on Sunday 18th November 23:34

Did you not like dags?

[geeks]

Henners said:

thetapeworm said:

I upset a gypsy.

Edited by thetapeworm on Sunday 18th November 23:34

Did you not like dags?

Reneged on the Periwinkle Blue?

[andburg]

The last piece of the puzzle is now enroute to me ready for repacking and sending to the north pole.

[geeks]

Pretty sure I have been linkedin stalked. Dear my SS, I know you think I know who you are, however the reality is to prevent it being spoiled for me I had SWMBO chose mine and write the email etc then delete the info. I could by process of elimination work out who you are but I would rather not as it doesn't spoil the surprise. If you want to ask me questions please email Henners(leave the table alone)

[Henners]

geeks said:

(leave the table alone)

fk off.

Geeks' SS - a chilli fist would suit him I think.

[geeks]

Henners said:

geeks said:

(leave the table alone)

fk off.

Geeks' SS - a chilli fist would suit him I think.

[Polite M135 driver]

I’ve never participated, but I love how this thread reaffirms the inherent goodness of people every year. Does little to reassure me about their good taste, though.

[andburg]

Polite M135 driver said:

I’ve never participated, but I love how this thread reaffirms the inherent goodness of people every year. Does little to reassure me about their good taste, though.

can someone tell the mods this appear to be in the wrong place?

ref geeks; duly noted, naga chilli fisting is on order

[troc]

Polite M135 driver said:

I’ve never participated, but I love how this thread reaffirms the inherent goodness of people every year. Does little to reassure me about their good taste, though.

You've not read this thread (and the previous years properly.... )

This is all about scaring the bejesus out of unsuspecting strangers, following people to their houses, photographing their hamsters in compromising positions and then giving them that one thing they deeply desire not to open in front of their loved ones.

Or, sure, you could just get them something nice that they want in some weird effort to make them happy. I guess.

[Polite M135 driver]

it's my observation that 'big reveal' normally reveals a lot of very thoughtful presents with the odd dick dastardly one... I think you all talk the talk... is what I'm saying

[alorotom]

Polite M135 driver said:

it's my observation that 'big reveal' normally reveals a lot of very thoughtful presents with the odd dick dastardly one... I think you all talk the talk... is what I'm saying

You should have partook then and let the roulette wheel of fate soon for you!

It’s great fun!