PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!

[w1bbles]

I think I have been stalked by my SS. He[/she] may have left some breadcrumbs!

I have stalked my victim and Santa appears to have emptied his sack into my RL mailbox this week...

[w1bbles]

Apparently I now have lovehoney reward points...

[Kinky]

andburg said:

Polite M135 driver said:

I’ve never participated, but I love how this thread reaffirms the inherent goodness of people every year. Does little to reassure me about their good taste, though.

can someone tell the mods this appear to be in the wrong place?

I saw nothing

[wildoliver]

Well my shoppings done.

I hope my victim appreciates they have been shopped for before my loved ones!

[Google [bot]]

My shopping is also done.

I was a bit crap and left it at work along with the wrapping but we’re nearly there.

My victim has been difficult but I think I’ve got there.

Edited by Google [bot] on Thursday 22 November 08:23

[vixen1700]

All my shopping is done and has now arrived.

Just need to get my wife to wrap it all nicely.

[oldbanger]

wildoliver said:

Well my shoppings done.

I hope my victim appreciates they have been shopped for before my loved ones!

Ha ha! I was thinking the same

I am well behind with family Xmas shopping this year, but PHSS is pretty much sorted (I hope)

GDPR has made it a lot harder this year - FB has disabled a lot of search functionality and the more popular free people search tools have scaled back their functionality massively. I was thinking I'd have to start raiding bins etc, but I think I have it sorted now.

[GOG440]

geeks said:

GOG440 said:

geeks said:

Spoke to soon it would seem......



GOG440 - My compliments on your wife's fetching light blue dressing gown.

She is confused, she doesnt own a light blue dressing gown...

GOG440 I have the wrong information on the dressing gown, however, when you scanned me for my latest MRI, you should have warmed your hands first.

As our new scanner is like a fridge in the control room my hands will be even colder next time

In other news my shopping is done, just need to print the wrapping paper off and get it sent off

Edited by GOG440 on Wednesday 21st November 19:17

[___MIKE___]

Victims gifts have been ordered and on route to Asia (not final un-wrapping point).

[geeks]

Lazadude

Santa has found a few things out about you. Including that we are distantly connected online (who isn't). Santa feels he's probably left breadcrumbs but since there's no chilli fist involved that's ok.

One question Adam, Santa would like to engrave your date of birth into your winged horse of chav tat. Could you post it? Or perhaps PM it via geeks of you don't want it public?

Love Santa



V40TC, what is on the way is not your main gift.

DEATH FROM ABOVE!

Your PHSS

[alorotom]

geeks said:

Lazadude

Santa would like to engrave your date of birth into your winged horse of chav tat. Could you post it? Or perhaps PM it via geeks of you don't want it public?

Love Santa

Sounds like Santa’s getting a headstone or epitaph made up ... be concerned if the postie arrives and lugs a rather larger heavier than normal parcel up your drive!

[Henners]

Maybe your mother’s maiden name too...


Perhaps a memorable city....


Name of your first pet...

[andburg]

My friendly rainforest delivery arrived today so I can begin to individually wrap each battery cell.

Who knew you could get them so big and aggressive they need proper 18650s!!

I do feel sorry for my victims anus

[FN2TypeR]

andburg said:

My friendly rainforest delivery arrived today so I can begin to individually wrap each battery cell.

Who knew you could get them so big and aggressive they need proper 18650s!!

I do feel sorry for my victims anus

God above I hope that you're my SS

[___MIKE___]

andburg said:

My friendly rainforest delivery arrived today so I can begin to individually wrap each battery cell.

Who knew you could get them so big and aggressive they need proper 18650s!!

I do feel sorry for my victims anus

I do hope I am not your victim, that could throw up some real interesting questions at customs...

[V40TC]

Knock on the Door
Amazon Courier holding a package...

odd as I have not been ordering

Lo and behold PHSS strikes again

many thanks SS
I am intrigued and will be reading this very soon

[bristolbaron]

Ahh man! I loved reading this thread last Christmas and only just thought about it.. not regularly in the lounge!
Geeks - if it’s close to Christmas and it seems someone isn’t receiving their gift let me know please and I’ll make sure they have something to unwrap.

[geeks]

bristolbaron said:

Ahh man! I loved reading this thread last Christmas and only just thought about it.. not regularly in the lounge!
Geeks - if it’s close to Christmas and it seems someone isn’t receiving their gift let me know please and I’ll make sure they have something to unwrap.

Very kind of you. Will keep it in mind

[Benni]

Well, Santa is busy in his workshop.


I hope my victim is musically interested because it will be on the recieving end of this guitar...



spot the difference


here a detail


even more detail, a big hole with something lurking deep within


sticking its ugly head out every now and then..........


...and here it is, was quite a bit of work, fitting all the tech of the motor-driven pneumatised power dildo inside,
first the whole sled moves outward with the help of a spindle drive at the touch of a knob,
another knob is touched and this triggers the pneumatic cylinder that moves out/in/out,
with a stroke of about 200mm and lots of thrust power

Santa is still a bit undecided whether to fit a 12" black dong on the threaded rod,
or maybe a smallish chili fist, but there are some evil elfs helping him with that.

HOOO - HOOO - HOOO !!!

[stupidbutkeen]

I got a impulse gift that any right minded 8 year old would love. Needless to say I think I will have to buy another gift to actually send out so I can play with the one I got.