PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!

[andburg]

Condi said:

Must admit, for a first effort Im doing really badly.


And my SS doesn't want anything NSFW either which means being lazy and suppling a large dildo/fist/other hilarious sex toy isnt an option. Nobody said it would be this difficult.

If you need any help ask a seasoned pro for some tips, sure we all have our own little ways

[oldbanger]

andburg said:

Condi said:

Must admit, for a first effort Im doing really badly.


And my SS doesn't want anything NSFW either which means being lazy and suppling a large dildo/fist/other hilarious sex toy isnt an option. Nobody said it would be this difficult.

If you need any help ask a seasoned pro for some tips, sure we all have our own little ways

Taxidermy mice book ends are usually a good fall back

[Henners]

geeks said:

Henners(Leave The Table Alone) do you have an Android or iPhone mobile/tablet?

Intriguing...

I’ve an IPhone XS and the big iPad Pro.

[Rutter]

andburg said:

If you need any help ask a seasoned pro for some tips, sure we all have our own little ways

The last 4 years i've had no problems getting some ammo but my victim this year seems to have very little info of personal interest to go on so I think the aforementioned taxidermy or rubber fist may have to suffice.

[vixen1700]

oldbanger said:

Taxidermy mice book ends are usually a good fall back

It did actually seem a good idea at the time.

[theguvernor15]

Double ended chilli fist ordered for my victim.

[glenrobbo]

Rutter said:

The last 4 years i've had no problems getting some ammo but my victim this year seems to have very little info of personal interest to go on so I think the aforementioned taxidermy or rubber fist may have to suffice.

How about a tin of this Swedish delicacy?

https://youtu.be/wmu7bHj81WI

[Glade]

geeks said:

Glade you can take off the brown paper to reveal the wrapped gift inside. But if it starts to make a noise or smell you should keep it in the shed.

Hmmmm perishable goods! Excellent!

[vixen1700]

Glade said:

Hmmmm perishable goods! Excellent!

Or live goods.

[geeks]

vixen1700 said:

Glade said:

Hmmmm perishable goods! Excellent!

Or live goods.

Live, perishable goods!

[andburg]

well we know mummified mice aren't perishable so hes safe there!

[Glade]

I am happy to say my gift has been safely received!!!

Thanks Santa!!

[The Moose]

Gift for my victim received. Hope you are more appreciative than the asshole last year who never bothered to post a photo...

[vixen1700]

The Moose said:

Gift for my victim received. Hope you are more appreciative than the asshole last year who never bothered to post a photo...

Had the same last year.

[Condi]

Hope my SS has a suitably dark sense of humour to not wonder 'WFT'.

[alorotom]

Condi said:

Hope my SS has a suitably dark sense of humour to not wonder 'WFT'.

WFT??

[Condi]

alorotom said:

Condi said:

Hope my SS has a suitably dark sense of humour to not wonder 'WFT'.

WFT??

WTF is WFT?

• WTF.**

[Henners]

vixen1700 said:

The Moose said:

Gift for my victim received. Hope you are more appreciative than the asshole last year who never bothered to post a photo...

Had the same last year.

Think I posted a gif of my gift last year.

[LilPeteMordino]

I need to get into gear...

My Victim is rather difficult to find details for online...

[peanuthead]

Bought, wrapped and posted.
Although not in the least related to them or their posts.
When searching them I kept getting hits for cannabis, cookies deleted and search abandoned.