PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!

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Google [bot] said:

No email and no response to pm, am I fking something up?

I have PM'd you and replied to your email, have they not come through?

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FAO GOG440

i didn't need to lift the blinds to see the stained glass windows, i could see them perfectly fine from in the garden.



Eltax91 I'm wondering what size clothes (or milk maid outfit) would fit you?



DRFC1879 I'm glad I'm getting a pizza this action.



Stanley T some Ideas if you will, your post history and web presence is severely lacking, apart from piles cream

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FN2TypeR said:

Haven't seen an email or PM, am I losing the plot?

I have emailed you again to the email address registered to your PH account, I can't PM you from the forum.

---A QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT---
It is Mrs geeks and I's birthday tomorrow and so I may not be as responsive for the next couple of days, I will get to you but it might be delayed!

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Hi All, thanks for the Birthday messages

Am just catching up now, hopefully I have caught all the messages from the last few days, if I have missed anyone please resend them!


bear-n have you been to Croatia recently?

V40TCHo ho ho! Very glad you liked the card! Now, I can’t find you on Facebook, LinkedIn, the web in general Am I being thick?

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lazadude Santa is digging away looking for the right person. Did you study in the Toon perchance? And where you on the mongol rally in 2011? This should help santa a lot.

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Pot Bellied Fool said:

Mr Geeks Sir! Just checking if you got my couple of emails - I don't always trust the PH email system

Sorry have been hectic, seen and replied.....now...

2gins said:

After a promising start it seems victim is a coy one. So looks like it'll just be fake plastic tits again.

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I have created this years Wiki, please be sure to update it as things change, obviously when sending leave a random period of time before updating so as to not give the game away to your SS. The more observant among you will notice we have 52 entrants this year, which puts us two whole victims up on last year which is great

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

In other news, things seem suspiciously quiet here and on the PM front, so either we have all become st hot at stalking or there are some surprises afoot

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Spoke to soon it would seem......



GOG440 - My compliments on your wife's fetching light blue dressing gown.

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OzzyR1 - Santa is having a hard time finding you away from PH, by any chance are you on any of the usual suspects of Social Media? Also did you ever find a pen pal?

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Kinky said:

Minor correction ...... I've actually created a Wiki, as opposed to just a new thread which someone started

So I've stickied the Wiki to the Lounge and removed the 'old' one

For reference, the new link is here: https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Thanks and also:

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Dear V40TC, I require the following:

T-shirt size
Waist size
Inside leg
If you have a partner, their cup size please.



Bear-N as you don't use Facebook I can stop stalking people with the same name.. Do you use any other social media?



alorotom are you enjoying the Hornby train set you bought?



thetapeworm you might do well to let me into your inner sanctum . Facebook. That's what I want. Can I ask you to make it so?

Edited by geeks on Sunday 18th November 10:38

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benni - I see you're interested in Drag. Are you a regular at Diva Deluxe on Weißfrauenstraße? Would you be interested in an all expenses paid night out?

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GOG440 said:

geeks said:

Spoke to soon it would seem......



GOG440 - My compliments on your wife's fetching light blue dressing gown.

She is confused, she doesnt own a light blue dressing gown...

GOG440 I have the wrong information on the dressing gown, however, when you scanned me for my latest MRI, you should have warmed your hands first.

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Henners said:

thetapeworm said:

I upset a gypsy.

Edited by thetapeworm on Sunday 18th November 23:34

Did you not like dags?

Reneged on the Periwinkle Blue?

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Pretty sure I have been linkedin stalked. Dear my SS, I know you think I know who you are, however the reality is to prevent it being spoiled for me I had SWMBO chose mine and write the email etc then delete the info. I could by process of elimination work out who you are but I would rather not as it doesn't spoil the surprise. If you want to ask me questions please email Henners(leave the table alone)

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Henners said:

geeks said:

(leave the table alone)

fk off.

Geeks' SS - a chilli fist would suit him I think.

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Lazadude

Santa has found a few things out about you. Including that we are distantly connected online (who isn't). Santa feels he's probably left breadcrumbs but since there's no chilli fist involved that's ok.

One question Adam, Santa would like to engrave your date of birth into your winged horse of chav tat. Could you post it? Or perhaps PM it via geeks of you don't want it public?

Love Santa



V40TC, what is on the way is not your main gift.

DEATH FROM ABOVE!

Your PHSS

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bristolbaron said:

Ahh man! I loved reading this thread last Christmas and only just thought about it.. not regularly in the lounge!
Geeks - if it’s close to Christmas and it seems someone isn’t receiving their gift let me know please and I’ll make sure they have something to unwrap.

Very kind of you. Will keep it in mind

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Thesprucegoose do you have anything planned for Easter? Also, has the Ruby got any better and you ever get a Berlingo camper?

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lukefreeman What T-shirt size are you?