PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!
Discussion
geeks said:
Google [bot] you can open the outer box and all being well that nothing was stolen on route, then there should be 4 gifts and card made with love that would make a unicorn weep inside
4 dildos?! Thank you Santa! And I've received an SMS that the sleigh is currently over Hong Kong
ForZiE23 you are ok to open the cardboard packaging your gift has been sent in
MrTom, Your gift is in the post. I apologise it is slightly generic - I couldn't work anything fully tailored to you - but I believe you will like it. Sadly, I think the box will be pretty obvious when it arrives as to its contents as they didn't have a gift wrap option!
Couldn't find a load of plastic hangars to send to you either...
Bear-N your parcel was dropped off to the post office today and should be there before Xmas...a separate card will be sent tomorrow 1st class and should be there at the same time
The Moose Your gift is on route and is a gift wrapped Amazon parcel - should arrive before Christmas as it’s prime.
GOG440 I can now confirm both parts of your 'gift' have been sent. As instructed, a video of you opening the smaller present/card would be appreciated. The second larger present has individually wrapped presents within, i do apologise for the poor wrapping.
Lilpetemordino Your parcel has been sent today, it is lacking a card which will be righted shortly. Please find enclosed a lovely (some would say better than a card) hand written message on the most luxurious note paper. The outer packaging is fair game to open as all presents are individually wrapped and numbered. The note gives meaning to the presents (I hope). I hope you enjoy!
Edited by geeks on Tuesday 18th December 16:17
Edited by geeks on Tuesday 18th December 16:18
geeks said:
Bear-N your parcel was dropped off to the post office today and should be there before Xmas...a separate card will be sent tomorrow 1st class and should be there at the same time
(I really should time my relationships better)
One very excited man here. Today’s delivery day, and just come home from a final day work piss up. To this intrigue.
Apparently customs have had their snouts in there so it can’t be all good, which is good, will post when I’ve blanked out Santa’s deets.
Being unfamiliar with PH Santa stuff I feel less guilty for not including a card.
Now to wonder how these shapes will best fit up my bum.
Apparently customs have had their snouts in there so it can’t be all good, which is good, will post when I’ve blanked out Santa’s deets.
Being unfamiliar with PH Santa stuff I feel less guilty for not including a card.
Now to wonder how these shapes will best fit up my bum.
Ok these are the remain "No" in the sent column. I appreciate we all leave a day or so before updating to assist with the disinformation campaigns however keep in mind that the big day is just 6 days away, on 5 delivery days left and the last day for first class postage in the UK is tomorrow, after that it's tracked 24 on Friday then special delivery guaranteed on Saturday. Chop Chop PHSS'ers.
| No. | Username |
| 1. | DRFC1879 |
| 2. | StanleyT |
| 3. | Kinky |
| 4. | Bullett |
| 5. | LosingGrip |
| 6. | thetapeworm |
| 7. | Lazadude |
| 8. | Xaero |
| 9. | Thesprucegoose |
| 10. | giblet |
| 11. | HorneyMX5 |
| 12. | Rutter |
| 13. | Henners - leave the table alone |
| 14. | ForZiE23 |
EFA - Of course is that it is only Wednesday, there are 5 delivery days remaining including today, so all is not lost if you haven't received yet
Edited by geeks on Wednesday 19th December 10:28
geeks said:
Ok these are the remain "No" in the sent column. I appreciate we all leave a day or so before updating to assist with the disinformation campaigns however keep in mind that the big day is just 6 days away, on 5 delivery days left and the last day for first class postage in the UK is tomorrow, after that it's tracked 24 on Friday then special delivery guaranteed on Saturday. Chop Chop PHSS'ers.
| No. | Username |
| 1. | DRFC1879 |
| 2. | StanleyT |
| 3. | Kinky |
| 4. | Bullett |
| 5. | LosingGrip |
| 6. | thetapeworm |
| 7. | Lazadude |
| 8. | Xaero |
| 9. | Thesprucegoose |
| 10. | giblet |
| 11. | HorneyMX5 |
| 12. | Rutter |
| 13. | Henners - leave the table alone |
| 14. | ForZiE23 |
EFA - Of course is that it is only Wednesday, there are 5 delivery days remaining including today, so all is not lost if you haven't received yet
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