PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!

PH Secret Santa 2018 - Rogue Custard: A Santae Story!

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___MIKE___

2,838 posts

185 months

Friday 11th January 2019
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Still waiting for mine to arrive ;(

matbat

773 posts

246 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Thank you Santa for my awesome gifts!

Slightly ominous boxing... not for everyone eh?



...with 3 beautifully wrapped parcels inside (using tape that looks suspiciously like medical bandage tape)



Gift 1 - a Foundmi Tracking Keyring - Very nifty... perhaps Santa discovered my previous life as a 'People tracer'....



Gift 2 - A small packed of sweets - Unless I have missed some immense subtlety these are for my young boy...



Gift 3 - Now either Santa is a follower of my popular blog on the joys of rimming (sadly lost with the new Tumblr filters) or this was a very serendipitous gift choice that left my wife very concerned biggrin



Apologies for the upside down pictures, I'm in the office "working" so don't have time to play rotate.

But THANK YOU SANTA!! I thoroughly enjoyed Secret Santa (and my Victim seemed to enjoy their gift); will be playing this Christmas too!

Lazadude

1,732 posts

162 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Haribo, yes indeed they were.

Everyone loves a bit of anus, had to find something to match that NSFW ok opt in wink

I'll post my secret santa photos later, but I was very spoilt including a red letter experience day, a personalised history of f1 and a whole heap of maoam..

matbat

773 posts

246 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Lazadude said:
Haribo, yes indeed they were.

Everyone loves a bit of anus, had to find something to match that NSFW ok opt in wink

I'll post my secret santa photos later, but I was very spoilt including a red letter experience day, a personalised history of f1 and a whole heap of maoam..
Cheers buddy, awesome gifts that were very well received!

Benni

3,517 posts

212 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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Well, better nate than lever, has every SS been sending & recieving or are there open ends ?

The Wiki shows some who have not sent and not recieved ?

I have some "stuff" here that could be packaged, in case geeks needs a deputy.

geeks

Original Poster:

9,207 posts

140 months

Wednesday 30th January 2019
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Good news one and all, our missing sender has been located and a crack team are swiftly delivering justice with hammered frozen Red Bulls.........





Just kidding, they have emailed me and feeling a bit embarrassed, a mix up with email addresses caused the issue but it has now been resolved and they are on the case.

Pot Bellied Fool - You will receive updates shortly smile

thetapeworm

11,258 posts

240 months

Wednesday 30th January 2019
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Woohoo - roll-on PHSS 2019!

alorotom

11,955 posts

188 months

Wednesday 30th January 2019
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Fantastic ... it’s a late January miracle!

Indeed role on PHSS’19

geeks

Original Poster:

9,207 posts

140 months

Friday 1st February 2019
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xmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmas

Pot Bellied Fool Gifts on there way and weather depending will arrive Monday.

xmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmas

Pot Bellied Fool

2,131 posts

238 months

Friday 1st February 2019
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Yippee!!!

I hadn't noticed the update so I was surprised to find an Amazon bod at the door this morning with a box larger than the Asus replacement battery I'm still waiting for...

Opened it and a smile cracked on my time-scarred face... well I was in a grumpy mood thanks to a client-from-hell scenario.



Lovely wrapping! The anticipation rose...

And what an awesome selection. My wife came in an hour later and loves the caravan mugs - perfect for when we get a new tin shed later this year.



HorneyMX5

5,309 posts

151 months

Friday 1st February 2019
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Pot Bellied Fool said:
Yippee!!!

I hadn't noticed the update so I was surprised to find an Amazon bod at the door this morning with a box larger than the Asus replacement battery I'm still waiting for...
Glad it arrived and really sorry for the c*ck up, I feel terrible. Due to issues with my email account I used to register for PH all those years ago I didn't receive the mails and I assumed I'd missed the cut for responding.

It does now explain the random package I got with no note containing a gift which I chalked up to being from my work SS. I'll post a pic later.

Pot Bellied Fool

2,131 posts

238 months

Saturday 2nd February 2019
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HorneyMX5 said:
It does now explain the random package I got with no note containing a gift which I chalked up to being from my work SS. I'll post a pic later.
No worries!

I'll out myself as your PHSS, the 'no note' was because it was running close to the Christmas post deadline so had it sent direct - there was a message to that effect on here but as you didn't know to check in... biggrin


Pot Bellied Fool

2,131 posts

238 months

Saturday 2nd February 2019
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And with a last gasp, Santa tottered from the sleigh, exhausted reindeer plotting the trip back to base with the still warm carcass of Rudolph strapped to the back - a victim of flak over The People's Independent Republic of Bootle - and handed over the last PHSS parcel consignment to PBF, much to the delight of MrsPBF, She Who Must Be Obeyed...



Awesome Santa-ing! smile

HorneyMX5

5,309 posts

151 months

Sunday 3rd February 2019
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Thanks, I love it. Hard to capture in a photo how much it sparkles being printed on stainless.

Currently living with my sprinting trophies until I find somewhere better to show it off.

Benni

3,517 posts

212 months

Sunday 3rd February 2019
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As I see it, every PHSSer has recieved his presents now ?
Time to update the wiki one last time ?

CU in November, IF we can get a new PHSSherriff for coordination.

___MIKE___

2,838 posts

185 months

Sunday 3rd February 2019
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I never received mine frown

Google [bot]

6,682 posts

182 months

Sunday 3rd February 2019
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Morning Mike,

I'm going to stick my head above the parapet and reveal myself as your SS. Very upsetting this, I put a decent amount of effort into your gifts and must have been one of the first to send (it was either last week of November or first week of December). I can only think your potostal service is to blame. You mentioned in an earlier post that it was likely to come in March such is their quality, I wasn't sure if that was a joke or reflective of just how st the service is. I hope the latter and hope you receive it soon, there's nothing I can do, obvs.

Merry. fking. Easter.

___MIKE___

2,838 posts

185 months

Monday 4th February 2019
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Merry Easter lol 😂🐇

I'm sure it will turn up it will just knock around in a warehouse whilst they decide to send out a card for me to come and collect it.

I've had parcels sent before that arrived in country 3 months before they sent me a card to collect.

Nice to know who my ss is though, how was the reindeer farts?

Google [bot]

6,682 posts

182 months

Monday 4th February 2019
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Surprisingly nice actually! I didn’t realise reindeer farted that sort of candy floss stuff but I’m very pleased they do. I haven’t had the heart to take the key ring off the nose yet and the head would genuinely make a cool wall piece. If it didn’t have a hole in the nose hehe

Every (week) day when this thread pops up I’m hoping it’s you with good news but alas. I hope the fish hasn’t spoiled.

beer

The Moose

22,867 posts

210 months

Thursday 14th February 2019
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I was browsing the web and came across my gift for next year. I’m pretty sure I’ve won already:

xmas