Good Quotes

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andy_s said:

“If the news is fake, imagine history”

TRUTH, An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.

HISTORY, An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools

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If voting changed anything, it wouldn't be allowed

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Who wants to be the first to stop clapping at the end of Stalin's speech?

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A great source - Dan Quayle:

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

The future will be better tomorrow.

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.

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If you have to go to the toilet for your humour, the writing's on the wall

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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government?
Apart from, say, the average voter.

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"All accountants are comedians, but not all comedians are accountants"

George Carmen, in defense of Ken Dodd.

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When a woman with experience meets a man with money, its the man who gets the experience and the woman who gets the money

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Second marriage, a triumph of hope over experience

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Love : a disease curable by marriage

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I plan to live forever or die trying