Good Quotes

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RDMcG

19,153 posts

207 months

Monday 2nd November 2020
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Doofus said:
Worry, because most people don't do the very best they can.

"Mediocrity takes a lot less time, and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late."
No truer words were spoken. I am 72 and am amazed at how many people arrive abruptly to end of career full of regrets and blaming others for not achieving their dreams. We all own our futures.

AstonZagato

12,704 posts

210 months

Monday 2nd November 2020
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dartissimus said:
dartissimus said:
andy_s said:
“If the news is fake, imagine history”
TRUTH, An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.
HISTORY, An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." Winston Churchill
“History is written by the victors.” Various

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 2nd November 2020
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AstonZagato said:
dartissimus said:
dartissimus said:
andy_s said:
“If the news is fake, imagine history”
TRUTH, An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.
HISTORY, An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." Winston Churchill
“History is written by the victors.” Various
Or from The History Boys, 'History sir, it's one fking thing after another'

TwigtheWonderkid

43,375 posts

150 months

Monday 2nd November 2020
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Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

- Denis Diderot

SVX

2,182 posts

211 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand" - Vic Reeves.

Gameface

16,565 posts

77 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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“This isn’t about -- yeah, it is about me, I guess, when you think about it.”

Donald J Trump.

2/11/2020

MC Bodge

21,628 posts

175 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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HL Mencken in the Baltimore Sun (26 July 1920):

“As democracy is perfected, the office [of president] represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move towards a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

Doofus

25,821 posts

173 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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MC Bodge said:
HL Mencken in the Baltimore Sun (26 July 1920):

“As democracy is perfected, the office [of president] represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move towards a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
Democracy is the worst form of government. Apart from all the others.

- Churchill. Again.

RDMcG

19,153 posts

207 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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SVX said:
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand" - Vic Reeves.
'you can lead a we to culture, but you can't make her think" - Dorothy
Parker

AstonZagato

12,704 posts

210 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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Doofus said:
MC Bodge said:
HL Mencken in the Baltimore Sun (26 July 1920):

“As democracy is perfected, the office [of president] represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move towards a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
Democracy is the worst form of government. Apart from all the others.

- Churchill. Again.
“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
Churchill (supposedly)

AstonZagato

12,704 posts

210 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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AstonZagato said:
Doofus said:
MC Bodge said:
HL Mencken in the Baltimore Sun (26 July 1920):

“As democracy is perfected, the office [of president] represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move towards a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
Democracy is the worst form of government. Apart from all the others.

- Churchill. Again.
“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
Churchill (supposedly)
And Tytler on democracy (which is apt right now)
“A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship."

It continues:
"The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years. These nations have progressed through this sequence: From bondage to spiritual faith; From spiritual faith to great courage; From courage to liberty; From liberty to abundance; From abundance to selfishness; From selfishness to apathy; From apathy to dependence; From dependence back into bondage.”

dartissimus

Original Poster:

938 posts

174 months

Wednesday 4th November 2020
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If voting changed anything, it wouldn't be allowed

Frimley111R

15,666 posts

234 months

Friday 6th November 2020
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AstonZagato said:
“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
Churchill (supposedly)
I'm pretty sure he didn't say this but it was attributed to him.

dartissimus

Original Poster:

938 posts

174 months

Thursday 12th November 2020
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Who wants to be the first to stop clapping at the end of Stalin's speech?

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Monday 16th November 2020
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"Moral indignation is envy with a halo"

HG Wells.



andyjo1982

4,960 posts

210 months

Tuesday 17th November 2020
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Al Gorithum said:
"You can all me anything you like. Just don't call me late for dinner" My Dad.
Heard my dad say that over the years.

Another of his favourites...

'Its hard to fly like an eagle, when you work with turkeys'


TwigtheWonderkid

43,375 posts

150 months

Tuesday 17th November 2020
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andyjo1982 said:
Another of his favourites...

'Its hard to fly like an eagle, when you work with turkeys'
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Along with

You have to be 100% behind someone to stab them in the back.

dartissimus

Original Poster:

938 posts

174 months

Tuesday 17th November 2020
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A great source - Dan Quayle:

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

The future will be better tomorrow.

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.

pigeyman

1,156 posts

101 months

Tuesday 17th November 2020
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andy_s said:
“If the news is fake, imagine history”
People used to be so dumb. Wolves and wild dogs were rumoured to have been possessed and have eyes that glow in the dark, when in reality we all now know that it's just light reflecting in their eyes.

pigeyman

1,156 posts

101 months

Tuesday 17th November 2020
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SVX said:
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand" - Vic Reeves.
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't stop it from shoving Lego up it's bum." - Will McKenzie